Nabulungi has the purest expression on her face while doing the most vulgar choreography ever
All the nicknames for Nabulungi, including but not limited to: Bambamchelfi, Jon Bon Jovi, Hockaloogie, Nagasaki, Nabagamba, Neutrogena, Neosporin, Nintendo 64, Nordstrom, and Nutella
a fun, lighthearted tap number about repressing your emotions
Elder Thomas was out buying an iPhone while his sister was dying of cancer
“My hetero side just won” *thumps chest*
when the lights go down and when they go back up all of the Mormons are dancing and wearing pink sparkly vests. Including Kevin.
“Imagine that your brain is made of tiny boxes, then find the box that’s gay and CRUSH IT!”
Andrew fucking Rannells had to have the words “no, no, i’m not having gay thoughts” come out of his mouth
the sound of tap dancing in the background as Elder McKinley leaves the living quarters
“There is no Bishop Donaghue! I made him up!”
arnold cunningham just wants his dad to be proud of him for once
Cunningham steals Price’s blanket despite having one of his own
Nabulungi uses a typewriter as a texting device
Cunningham has a panic attack when he sees that there’s no doorbell
Gotswana has maggots in his scrotum
“what the fuck is a steak knife”
General Butt Fucking Naked
Nabulungi, one of the purest characters in musical theatre, singing “soon life won’t be so… shitty”
“AFRICA IS NOTHING LIKE THE LION KING.”
“So he crawled up on that cross, and he stuck it out” hjdhfjqgfhnjs
Elder Cunningham hip thrusting to rock metal
“YOU’RE NOT MY FATHER” *stabs Darth Vader*
“Heavenly Father, why do you let bad things happen? More to the point, why do you let bad things happen to me?”
“We will listen to the fat white guy”
right as Act 1 ends, Gotswana reminds us that he has maggots in his scrotum
“i know you’re really depressed, what with all your AIDS and everything,”
Arnold’s conscience consists of his father, Joseph Smith, Moroni, hobbits, and Yoda
arnold convinces everyone that fucking a frog is the solution to all your problems
Kevin mistakes hell for disneyworld
Elder Price has spent his life plagued by guilt over blaming his brother for eating a donut with maple glaze when he was five (5) years old
Elder Price has a nightmare that he gets sent to hell and Jesus calls him a dick
Hitler makes an appearance, because of course he does
Elder Price thinks abandoning your mission companion is worse than serial murder and genocide
McKinley dancing seductively with the red boa
Jeffrey Dahmer and Kevin’s dad having anal sex
McKinley blowing Hitler
the music stops just so Kevin can scream that he can’t believe Jesus called him a dick
“That would take something… incredible” *spotlight on Kevin as his head whips around to face the audience fast enough to get whiplash*
Andrew Rannells licking his lips every other line at the Tonys
“AND I BELIEVE THAT IN 1978, GOD CHANGED HIS MIND ABOUT BLACK PEOPLE” (“BLACK PEOPLE”)
Elder Price forces General Butt Fucking Naked to dance with him
baptism is a euphemism for sex
“I’M WET WITH SALVATION”
A song called I Am Africa sung by the whitest people ever with the whitest choreography ever
Elder Price actually gets the Book of Mormon shoved up his ass
“let us smile and laughrica”
Elder Price drinks twelve (12) cups of coffee because he’s lost all faith in the Mormon religion
just fucking. planet orlando
“I’m Joseph Smith, and I’m going to fuck this baby!” “WHAT”
Moroni from the Starship Enterprise
“Will you fight the clitoris man?”
magical fuck frog
“Let’s be really fucking polite to everyone!”
the dysentary sequence
Jesus wanting everyone to fuck each other and everyone wears HUGE dick garments
“SHE’S GONNA GET HER CLIT CUT OFF AND IT’S ALL MY FAULT”
Nabulungi convinces everyone that Elder Cunningham was eaten by lions and then Cunningham walks in and they’re like “HE HAS RISEN”
“If you do not get out of this village right now, he is gonna command the Angel Moroni… from the DEATH STAR… and unleash the KRAKEN! Which will then…” “Which will then launch Joseph Smith’s TORPEDOES from its mouth of CHRIST and turn you into a LESBIAN!”
the fact that that somehow scares off General Butt Fucking Naked
elder price says fuck
“my name is Elder Butt Fucking Naked.” (brief pause) “did you know that the clitoris is a holy sacred thing”
The book of Arnold
the last line of the show is literally Gotswana singing “I still have maggots in my scrotum!”
i started a rogue run of da2 after a few years of just mages because i missed bethany and here are some immediate thoughts
i miss carver. i missed beth, too, which is why i’m playing with her now, but the game just feels kinda empty without both of them there.
bethany is, overall, a lot more talkative, a lot more social
and talks a lot softer. it’s hard to pick up much force in her voice sometimes, almost like she sounds bored/detatched from things. it’s less noticable in later missions and with certain companions, tho
bethany talks about carver a lot, while carver usually only talks about her when others bring her up. one of her first banters with Varric is about Carver (the braid dialogue)
carver, by contrast, seems almost reluctant sometimes even to talk. for someone who wants attention it kinda feels like he’s resigned himself to not being spoken to at all
he also seems to not want to mourn, or even acknowledge that bethany is gone. when he and hawke argue later, carver brings up that leandra isn’t coping well either and it kinda feels (is never stated, so this is pure interpretation) that carver internalizes his feelings about it
another hc is maybe if he doesn’t acknowledge that she’s gone, then she isn’t. if he doesn’t accept that she’s dead, he can see her again.
he’s clearly better about it by the time legacy swings around
Book of Mormon AU where the roles are switched.
- Conner McKinley is sent to Uganda with his mission companion Elder Thomas (aka Elder Poptarts)
- When they arrive they’re greeted by a woman with an eyepatch named General Nabulungi who steals their bags
- They’re then greeted by Elder Price who sings about turning off his emotions and gay thoughts
- Elder Cunningham sings about turning off the urge to make things up and lie
- Kobe (general butt-fucking-naked) is Mafala’s son and becomes interested in Salt Lake City and becoming a Mormon
People say in your final moment, your life flashes before your eyes.
The first two decades of your life, you would say, weren’t really exciting. Being the only child in your family you continued the legacy of your parents. Born and raised in Crawley you trained with the reckless Ethan Frye to become a Master Assassin. Matching to his longing to court danger you were a free spirit yourself. The two of you were almost like siblings. Inseparable and the perfect team to take out the Templars. Well, until Ethan met Cecily – his future wife.
You were on your own again during missions, but you didn’t really mind the loneliness. It changed rather fast, when you saved George Westhouse’s life. You took him to the Brotherhood so he can join and become your new partner.
In the meantime, the Brotherhood in Crawley got a fifth member.
Duncan Hardy – your future husband. So a handful of highly skilled
Assassins should be more enough to take back London from the Templars.
100 years they had the upper hand. It had been the time to change that.
changed everything for you and the Brotherhood in general. Ethan and
Cecily were expecting a child, while Duncan and you weren’t blessed in
that way. Yes, you were happy for them and jealous at the same time.
A day before the twins were born, Ethan fails on his mission miserably, which resulted in Duncan, his current partner, getting killed. Unfortunately, you didn’t have the chance to mourn over your loss. On the 9th November 1847 Cecily died after giving birth to Evie and Jacob Frye. Healthy twins.
“Cecily, please, you can’t do this to me!
They need their mother”, you cradle the little bundle in your arms
hoping to stop Evie from screaming, while Jacob takes a nap on the bed.
Born and already a lazy ass. Cecily
flashes you a slight smile, which doesn’t reach her tired eyes. Her
time is slowly running out, but at least she knows her two angels are in
good hands. In yours and Ethan’s.
are going to be such a great mother. I would be honored if you take
care of them. Please”, how could you say no to her begging eyes? And
to be a mother is still a wish of yours. “Sure, I will do my best”, you
mumble under your breath trying not to choke on your tears.
Cecily has been waiting for your answer, the sparkle in her eyes dies.
The door gets pushed open as Ethan rushes in the room panting
heavily. True happiness appears on his face, but it doesn’t last long.
“Cecily? Cecily!”, you step into his way before he can reach his deceased wife. You got a last look at Duncan’s dull eyes, which are hunting you in your dreams. He shouldn’t endure the same.
“Take care of Evie. I’ll coordinate everything else. We got this, Ethan”, you have no idea how you will keep everything under control,
but it will work out somehow. The Master Assassin flashes his hidden
blade just an inch under your chin, “Don’t tell me what to do!” Nothing
is going to work out well.
a word you swipe away the blade from your skin. Then you wrap Evie and
Jacob up in a blanket to carry them out of the room. “Ethan-”, you try
your luck to talk some sense into his head, but he cuts you off rudely,
“Out!” The Grief takes the best of him. Hopefully he will get himself
back on track. The twins need their father.
If you removed the mic from the forehead, I feel like it would be almost impossible to tell which of these boys feeds off the soul of his mission companion to stay eternally youthful. (Nic’s Instagram)