• Bran: you were wearing a very nice dress the night Ramsey raped you
  • Sansa: ...
  • Arya: you were wearing a very nice dress the day you watched father get beheaded
  • Sansa: ... why was Jon my least favourite sibling when we were kids, I miss him
Morning Sex // min yoongi smut

word count: 328
Yoongi yawned softly as he woke up, the sun shining brightly through the courtains. He turned on the bed and stared at the peaceful sleeping form next to him. He thought you looked gorgeous with your hair all messy, a few purple marks from last night on your bare neck and shoulders. You wouldn’t have agreed with that, if you were awake.
He reached forward and stroked your hair softy, watching your sleeping figure lean into his touch. He missed you like hell these past months, and touching you was all he wanted to do.
“Good morning”, your raspy voice startled him a bit, “What are you daydreaming about?”
“Nothing much, princess. Morning”, he smiled wider than usual.
“You look happy.”
“I am. I missed you like hell, kid.”
“Missed you too, grandpa”, you leaned in for a quick kiss.
When you tried to lean away from him, he hovered over you, trapping you in his arms and deepening the kiss.
You both stayed there for a couple minutes, making out passionately, until Yoongi broke the kiss, only to move his mouth to your already abused neck, leaving open-mouthed kisses there. He slowly lowered himself to your breasts, sucking on your hardened nipples. His swollen mouth went even lower, kissing your stomach, and soon, your legs were on his shoulders, tongue circling your clit and fingers working inside of you.
“Y-Yoongi-ah…”, you whimpered when he hit a particular bunch of nerves.
“Feels nice? Hm?”, he asked, his morning voice vibrating against your slit.
“Yeah…”, you moaned, legs already shaking, feeling your orgasm aproach.
“Let go, baby. Cum for oppa.”
In a couple of seconds you were coming apart, hands pulling Yoongi’s hair.
He layed beside you and smiled at your fucked up expression.
“Nothing. Just staring at your beautiful face”, he mocked you.
“Fuck you.”
“Sure, fuck me.”
“Okay”, you straddled him.

Your sunday morning wasn’t as calm as usual.

Kinder eggs

So I have been eating kinder eggs which gave me the idea for this fanfiction. @princekierz I hope this gives you a break from some of the Kieran angst from this website by providing something more lighthearted

“You know what I miss from being a kid?” Cristina asked. Mark simply shook his head, then added “no, because I cannot read your mind” which made Cristina smile. “Kinder Eggs” she said in answer to her question. She, Mark and Kieran had been lying on the floor in Marks room for some reason, discussing whatever popped into their heads. “I’d forgotten about those. We had them all the time when we were little. Helen and I would have competitions into how much of the chocolate we could get into our mouths, and Jules would steal all the toys we got from the middle” Mark said, his earlier annoyance and not being able to answer Cristinas’ question gone. He was now just smiling at the memory.

They continued to reminisce Kinder eggs a bit more until they realised Kieran had been silent the entire conversation. In a moment of lack of care, Mark asked “what is the best thing you got from a Kinder egg Kier?” as soon as the words were out of his mouth, he regretted it. Kieran immediately scowled. “I do not know what a Kinder is, or what is so special about it’s eggs. Nor do I understand what is special about the thing from the centre” was his response, and Mark silently cursed his carelessness. Where he and Cristina had grown up with access to the mundane world (and as a result: had grown up with access to kinder eggs) Kieran had grown up in faerie so would have no idea as to what they were talking about.

He was about to explain what a Kinder egg was, when Cristina sat up saying “I know! Why don’t we buy some?” to which Mark immediately agreed. Kieran went along with it, seeing how happy it made the other two. Once they had made it to the shop, and found the chocolate both Crisitina and Mark had been craving, they found themselves getting a little carried away, which caused them to get a slightly judgemental look from the cashier, not that any of them cared, and they subsequently made it back to Institute and Marks room, where they resumed sitting on his floor.

The next hour was filled with them eating chocolate and making and playing with the toys that came with them. Kieran had been a bit reluctant at first but had soon let the inner child in him come out and he ended up joining in. They spent a good chunk of time with the toy cars they had, having race after race. The boys wouldn’t say anything to Cristina but they let her win the majority of races. Every so often, either Mark or Kieran would win just to prevent her from asking questions. It was nice to forget their complicated lives, and adult responsibilities and just have moment to let their inner children out. Kieran wouldn’t admit it, but he hoped Mark and Cristina would introduce him to more mundane stuff from their childhood soon.

anonymous asked:

Just my own spec running wild here but if Hook is looking for something, and it happens to be his child, perhaps this "witch" has them and that could be the Tangled reference. So far Emma Booth only appears in 7x03, and she said she only filmed for 2 days. So while it seems like they're definitely saving her for a plot later on in the season, they will be introducing her fairly early and if the teases were referencing early things just like Alice, Tiana, etc, that still makes perfect sense.

I wouldn’t be opposed to that spec, tbh. They might have to explain at some point explain why Emma isn’t also looking, but at this point I would be 0% surprised if a child plays into Season 7 Hook’s motivations. Why not have the kid be missing? It’s not like Henry and co wouldn’t also have motivation to find him or her. Make it a family affair.


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the kids score is 6,378,531 points, and it has been shown that you gain one point per one planet killed (assuming it takes one shot to kill a planet)

i used a very primitive method to see how long it takes to load one shot and fire immediately, cutting an audio file of the video where the shot starts and right before the next one fires

given that:

  • the kid didnt miss any shots
  • the kid kept firing the gun as soon as its available to be fired
  • there are no “bonus planets” (planets that give you more points for being shot down)

it took the kid at least 10,652,146.77 seconds to achieve this score

that’s around 177536 minutes

or 2959 hours

or 123 days

a classic gaming emotion

Fullmetal Alchemist: Brotherhood episode 1: lets introduce viewers to the series with a 1-episode arc that quickly introduces the main characters and how alchemy works!

Fullmetal Alchemist manga page 1: hello reader, here’s a 10-year-old kid who’s missing a leg


@cheshirerabit said: Shit, your teacher Bakugou idea is something I never considered but now think would be really cool. Cuz he would not stop being a hero but he wouldn’t half-ass being a teacher so it would be like how All Might attempted to hero and teach but could actually work. Plus, I’m all for Bakugou’s role model switching with time to Aizawa. 10/10 idea.

Anon said: OMG Fran now i want to see Teacher or Older Bakugou or or Bakugou with Aizawa

Bless both of you for giving me a reason to talk about this cause honestly I love this idea way more than striktly necessary - this!!! is how I like to think it would go down:

Keep reading


okay hear me out

I’ve been listening to these songs 1  2  that were cut from the musical (probably because they made it too long or because they talked about things that were later resumed in other songs) AND I’VE COLLECTED SOME THINGS

We can consider this canon, those are facts that don’t affect the plot and were made by the authors so I’m stuck with it.

1. In this song Cynthia says this: ‘ The missing pills from the medicine cabinet.
The missing kid found passed out in the park.’ so THANKS TO THAT WE NOW KNOW HOW AND WHEN HE DIED. Probably after that first day of school, because he was absent three days after someone found him, he grabbed those ‘missing pills’ and died due to pill overdose.

2. Also in that first song she says he ‘used to love jokes! when he was a little boy? ‘why did the chicken cross the road?’ he had a million answers to that one!’ so, like any cheerful little kid he liked jokes that probably turned to bitter sarcasm with the years. 

3. There’s this other song in which Cynthia says ‘ Saw the counselors and the clinics
And the cures a mother tries
Cause maybe they could take away that anger in your eyes’ which means they were trying. He probably was on meds and probably was tired of psychiatrists. 

4. Both songs talk about how Cynthia and Connor fought after dinner every dinner and how Connor pulled himself away with every fight:  ‘ We went to battle every evening after dinner
I thought I knew some way that I’d get through to you,
In the bedroom down the hall
We fought a war where no one walked away a winner
Cause every day you pulled a little more away,
Remember?’ and ‘ All that I’ve thought about is how hard he would slam that bedroom door,
Every night after dinner.
Wild-eyed and weary, from all those nights of fighting a war
Where no one was the winner.’

5. Okay this is not about Connor but we now know Connor and Evan had one thing in common. Heidi about Evan: ‘In the bedroom down the hall
I surprised you with that comic book collection
Next Halloween,
I dressed you up like Wolverine,
Remember?’  and Cynthia about Connor  ‘The years of trick or treating, my spiderman, he stood at 4 foot 2, such a happy child.’

THEY BOTH LIKE COMICS!!! so they could have been friends they actually had things in common and thanks to these songs now we know Connor was a human and not a monster. Sure, he was mean and that’s not nice nor forgivable but at least we know (thanks to a little bit of light) that he was  really trying.

I wonder what would have been of them both if they had talked things out, Evan and Connor I mean. I know mental illnesses can not be magically cured by a lover but having someone by your side (as a friend too) really helps, and they were in the same position so maybe they would have been of help for each other.

anyway that’s all

  • Lance: What do you guys say when you answer the phone?
  • Keith: No he's dead, this is his kid.
  • Pidge: No, he's missing this is his kid. Ah, nope he's missing too, this is his sister.
  • Allura: No, the entire planet was destroyed, this is their princess.
  • Lance: Well damn forget I asked.

So I was driving today, and kagerou days comes on shuffle. And I glance at the date….it’s fucking 8/14…… the feels be hitting me like a truck (i saw the opportunity and I took it, I regret nothing) .

The stars have finally aligned for me to finish the draft that has been lying in the WIP folder for years _(:3」∠)_

I haven’t followed kagepro at all after the anime, kinda miss these kids who are obsessed with hoodies.

(It’s kinda hard to tell but that’s azami’s shadow in the red part)
The Types and Drinking Water

ENFP: Drinks from the toilet. It wasn’t even a dare or anything; they just wanted to know what it tasted like.

ENTP: “h20? More like h2-YO! Hahaha drink your water kids.”

INFP: Misses their entire mouth. Their over-sized sweater is utterly soaked, almost as if their nipples are tiny water falls. Shocked at this sudden development, they drop the glass and it shatters, covering the kitchen floor. Trying to tiptoe to safety, they carelessly slip on the water and onto the broken glass, nearly bleeding to death. As soon as they get discharged from the hospital they’re applying for an infomercial.

ESFP: Sticks their face right under the tap and desperately laps up the water like some kind of deranged and unsettlingly large house cat.

INTJ: * sips water* “ Disgusting. Tastes like licking a car. And you know why? The water we drink contains small traces of iron, zinc, copper, manganese and other metals. And you know who’s fault that is? Our inCOMPETENT GOVERNMENT.  THEY NEED TO STEP UP TO THE PLATE AND GET THEIR SH** TOGETHER. THEY’VE BEEN LYING TO US AS A NATION FROM THE BEGINNING OF TIME AND IT’S TIME FOR A CHANGE. 

See more of my conspiracy theories on my tumblr blog @anti-feminism-pro-atheism ( the one with red and black theme and the Rainbow Dash icon).”

ISFJ: Has been refusing offers of a glass of water from their friend’s parent for 10 hours now and they’re really reaching their limit. Will probably resolve to drinking their pee Bear Grylls style.

ESTP: Kicks off the faucet, throws it through the window, screams, and lets the broken faucet drench them all the way from their flat peak cap to their $400 basketball shoes, their perfect abs showing through their wet t-shirt. Uploads it to vine.

INTP: * aggressively sips water through a Krazy Straw* SUCC  ( ͡ʘ ͜ʖ ͡ʘ) 

ENFJ: *Makes it into Fit Tea™* “ This flattened my stomach, cleared my skin, watered my crops, improved my grades, brought Shakespeare back from the dead, got my parents back together, stopped war, solved poverty, and it tastes like Shrek in drink form GREAT. A discount code is in the description, guys! :D.”

ENTJ: Drinks the tears of all those ignorant fools they destroyed in the Spelling Bee last week. 

ISTP: They’re probably chained to a pillar in some empty warehouse as a result of a drug scandal. The only sustenance they receive is a mug of muddy water brought to them by a man in an anonymous mask twice a day. Free them.

INFJ: “Is this vegan?”

ISFP: Drinks the morning dew off the tulips and honeysuckle. It may sound whimsical in theory, but in reality seeing grown adult desperately licking wet grass and flowers in the town park is a rather unsettling experience. 

ESFJ: “Umm, tap water? No thanks. I only drink from my $20000 ultra healing magical energy quinoa infused crystals water filter I got off an infomercial thank you very much. The lady in the commercial says tap water gives you cancer and I trust her judgement. I even have her book, “ “vaccine” and “autisms” both haave six letter. Coinsidance? I think noot.”, wanna borrow it?”       

ISTJ: * Harry Potter Puppet Pals Snape voice* Today I drank some water for my breakfast. It was flavourless and watery. I thought of my mother. I cried.

ESTJ: Has one of those drink bottles with times written at different levels on the side to show you how much water you should be drinking throughout the day. It gives them a feeling of superiority knowing that their life is slightly more organised than everyone else.