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anonymous asked:

Dating Vagabond Ryan would include? (If you're still accepting these)

Originally posted by roosterhunter

Dating The Vagabond includes:

  • Lots of plants. He shows you how much he really trusts you after asking you to care for them one weekend he has a heist and has to lay low
  • Instead of like most of the others spoiling their significant others with gifts Ryan listens to you carefully and will pick out gifts for you that end up meaning the world
  • Surprisingly, but not so much, anyone who is ever mean or rude to you tends to go missing and is never found
  • The first time you see him without the mask or face paint your jaw drops. Cause, holy shit, who knew you were dating a model. Ryan just smirks.
  • Quite a few late nights. Since neither of you can sleep a lot of stargazing on the patio happens
  • He uses his one phone call whenever he’s caught to let you know he’s going to be about five minutes late to dinner. He’s never a minute later than that.
  • Stealing his jacket. A lot.

I’m sitting here at work.

For the first few minutes I’m just sitting and I’m really stressed out. A few weeks ago I was a student. A few months ago I was living it up on ramen noodles in Italy.

Now I’m dealing with budgets and contracts and executing the thoughts of others.

Its a culture shock. I’ve never had this level of responsibility. It scares me sometimes.

I miss being a kid. Hell I miss being in college already.

But the reality is that change is not supposed to be easy. These are all tests. Its not supposed to be easy. I’m supposed to be stressed, scared, uncertain…because I’m supposed to grow.

So, I’m not rejecting the strong negative feelings, but I do know that this isn’t unique or forever.

Because nothing worth attaining is easy, right?

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Pairing: Alfie Solomons x reader

Prompt:  “You’re Satan.”

Warnings: none

Fandom: Peaky Blinders


You walked into the bakery, going straight towards the back where Alfie’s office is. You couldn’t believe what he did.  You were so pissed at him. 

“Goodmorning Miss.” One of Alfie's men said to you. You didn’t respond and just kept walking towards Alfie’s office. 

You opened the door of the office and said straight away. “You’re Satan.” When the last word leaves your mouth, your eyes fall on the two man sitting in front of Alfie’s desk. They both look at you. Your attitude changed immediately. “I.. I will be just outside and wait till you done.” 

“thank you, darling,” Alfie said before you closed the door again. 

You were sitting just outside Alfie’s door. Just a few minutes later the two men walk out of his office and straight away you made you way in and closed the door behind you. 

Alfie was behind his desk, his arms rested on the desk. He had this little smirk on his face. “So why am I Satan?” He said, his voice soft. 

“You know why..” The anger you had before was getting the best of you again. “ You told my sister I was pregnant. With the big mouth she has, she told my parents.” You stopped for a moment and you took a deep breath. “So guess who is coming to town?” You said looking at him. 

Alfie get’s out of his chair and walks towards you. He places his hands on your hips and pulls you closer towards him. “I’m sorry..”

Those words coming out of his mouth just took you by surprise. You looked at him confused. 

“I  just want to tell the world you know..” He says looking down at your belly, a smile growing on his face. “Tell them that we are getting a little Solomons.” He looks you in the eyes. “And I will take care of your parent’s don’t worry.” 

You smile towards him… He gives you a little smile back and gives you a kiss. 

More American History - How the Hell Did We Manage to Found a Country?

- when Maria Reynolds divorced her husband, her attorney was Aaron Burr

- (Not technically American History but still adorable) when Lafayette returned to France in the middle of the war, Adrienne was so happy to see him she fainted

- Lafayette crying at the hanging of John Andrè

- Abigail Adams basically taking over the ship carrying her to Europe to clean in up and get everything in shape

- The Eggnog Riot of 1826

- When Lafayette negotiated a deal with the french for whale oil, the island of Nantucket all got together to make him a 500 pound wheel of cheese

- Thomas Jefferson trying to get a dead moose shipped to France to prove American animals were cooler

- Gouverneur Morris and the “whale bone in his dick” incident

- Oboes being called “haut-boys”

- George Washington riding in General Braddock’s campaign on a padded saddle because he had just recovered from disentary

- When Lafayette returned to America in 1824, a lady had gloves made with his face on them, and he said “a few graceful words words to the effect that he did not care to kiss himself”

- Deborah Franklin refusing to leave her house and arming herself with a gun when threatened by an angry mob

- Cornwallis missing out on capturing Jefferson as governor of Virginia by 10 minutes

- Joseph Warren showing up to a memorial of the Boston Massacre in a toga

- General Gage having to ask Hancock for help when he was occupying Boston after pissing him off earlier. Hancock refused

- Joseph Warren being a dramatic hoe 100% of the time

- Lafayette mcfucking dying at 4:20 am

- John Adams calling Edward Rutledge a peacock because he was young and southern and dressed very lavishly

- Henry Clinton calling himself “a shy bitch”

- Washington going down and jumping on the ice every morning during the siege of Boston to check the thickness for an invasion

- John Paul Jones being so passive aggressive that he responded to a failed broadside by a British ship with a single musket shot

- Silas Deane being such an inept ambassador that British spies knew what he was having for dinner before he did

How Dan and Phil probably broke up #23
  • Dan: Phil you left all the cupboard doors open again
  • Phil: godDANit

anonymous asked:

You know what's bugging me? The freaking bonding moment! What we haven't see! Let me explain: We know Lance was hurt, very hurt. We know Keith craddled him. Buuuut... HOW?? Did Lance faint again so Keith have to do it? Did Keith offers to carry him? They were on their way on the way to the healing pods and Lance faints? What the others paladins saw? An unconcious Lance in Keith's arms. So, who put Lance on the pod? Who changes his clothes? Details, details like this are killing me

LISTEN  L I S T EN THE VLD CREW KEPT SO MANY GOOD KLANCE MOMENTS FROM US:

  • the arm cradling scene after the bonding moment

This most definitely wasn’t the end of it. Shiro could barely stand on his own (he was probably in the healing pod for a while too) and Hunk and Coran carried the crystal. Assuming that Keith didn’t lie to Lance, he was probably the one carrying Lance to the pod - in an arm cradling way, aka bridal carry like.

  • Keith freeing Lance from when he got handcuffed to the tree

The only lions that were with Nyma and Rolo were Yellow, Green and Black. Keith actually went and unchained Lance. Imagine the teasing and the jokes.

  • Lance actually praising Keith

Keith successfully completed Lance’s (and his own since he did not understand Lance’s handsigns) plan. Lance actually gave him a thumbs up. I am like 99% sure that there was a line like “sharp work samurai” that we missed out on here.

  • Keith and Lance running like maniacs through the halls of the castle

Just imagine it. Them running around, still screaming. Lance thinks he sees a shadow approaching and screams even louder. Keith joins on instinct. They keep running even faster and almost run over Coran. Coran is confused as the castle has not tried to hurt him at all. Keith and Lance first convince themselves that he’s the “real” Coran before they fall over themselves to tell him an insane story of a robot and an air vent developing their own minds to try to kill them.

  • Keith and Lance moving into rooms next to each other

Not sure if they could choose the rooms or of they got them assigned, but judging from the similar layout we’ve seen they probably chose to move into rooms next to each other. Also them discovering for the first time that the rooms are not soundproof. Lance could hear Keith and Coran talking in front of his door. Maybe that’s why he sleeps with headphones on? So that he doesn’t disturb Keith in the room next to him??

  • Keith and Lance discovering the fighting drones for the first time

They had everything perfectly under control when they appeared on screen for the first time with the drones. Shiro had a drone of his own-

-but for some reason only Keith and Lance worked together. That speaks from excessive training on their part…………. most likely one-on-one training with just the two of them.

  • coming up with the plan to scale the elevator walls

Listen listen this sounds so much like joined effort. Keith is probably the one that discovered the hatch to open the elevator but then just stood there like “well we’re fucked we can’t climb these walls” and Lance immediately went “ACTUALLY—”. Also the few minutes of silence/awkward dialogue in absolute darkness that leads to them discovering the hatch in the first place.

  • how did they get back out of the swimming pool room

THE ROOM DOESN’T SEEM TO HAVE ANY DOORS AND EVEN IF IT HAD ONE IT WOULD LEAD TO THE BROKEN ELEVATOR HOW DID THEY GET OUT OF THERE DID THEY CATAPULT THEMSELVES OUT OF THE WATER AND BACK INTO THE AIR VENT AND THEN BACK-TO-BACK CLIMBED ALL THE WAY TO THE NEXT AIR VENT EXIT????


Listen,,,,,,, there are so many klance moments that we missed out on,,,,,,,,,,,,,, it’s not fair I want them all,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,

Foreign

Plot: Jimin always thought his traditional Korean girlfriend was perfect – that was, until he realized how beautiful foreigners could be.

Pairing: Idol!Park Jimin x Backup Dancer!Reader

Genre: Angst, Fluff

Notes: I based this off of every single MTL I have seen of BTS dating a girl of a different race or a girl of color – Jimin always seems to be one of the people who were least likely to date one. I definitely do not think that Jimin is this ignorant in any way. This is only a work of fiction. This is for all the international beauties! 2,536 Words

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“Oppa, I’m missing you so much!”

“I’m missing you too, my love. Don’t worry, I’ll be back in a few days, okay?”

One of the worst parts about tour was leaving lovers behind. For Jimin, it wasn’t only his lover, it was his home. He enjoyed tour, performing for all of the ARMYs around the world, going on stage; but he wasn’t a huge fan of being in a foreign country. He didn’t know English that well, and he wasn’t fond of being in a place where he couldn’t understand anything. 

“I know,” The soft voice of his significant other brought pink to his cheeks. “Call me when your rehearsal is over.”

“I will, I love you,” He glanced at the leader of his band, who was calling him over.

“I love you too.”

With that, he had ended the call with a sigh, and headed over to his band. It hadn’t even been a few minutes since he cut the call, and he was already missing her – a thought he had experienced after each long-distance conversation with his lover. The short male shook his head and got his head back in the game, his eyes going up to meet a group of people dressed in black.

“This is your dance crew for this city,” The manager announced to the band. “Not all of them know Korean, so if you have an queries, just talk to Jihoon. He is the leader.”

“We understand.”

Once that brief introduction was done, they were all left to their own devices for a few minutes, whilst the leader of the dance team talked to the leader of the band. Jimin had let himself scan over the people he would be working with; not that he would talk to them, he was just curious and bored. Most of them had masks on – no one had really caught his eyes, except for one person. 

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A Good Thing

“Bobby, you can’t keep doing that to him.”
Bob raises his eyebrows, putting down his fork. “Doing what, Alicia? Corralling our son into talking about his crush?”
“Exactly.”

Or, A fic about Bob and Alicia noticing Jack’s feelings for Bitty before even he does.


Bob Zimmermann is kind of messy, only a bit of a smart ass, and just a tad hard of hearing. Yet even without perfect hearing Bob can’t miss the affection in his son’s voice when talking about a certain line-mate.

Bob Zimmermann is many things, but he is no idiot.

“Did you get that paper done for your…what was it again- american pie class?”

Bob looks over his shoulder just in time to see Alicia send an appraising look from the couch. He catches a hint of a smile.

He winks back and she rolls her eyes in return.

Bob turns again to the large window, the white light blinding him for a moment. The large expanse of grass is still littered with snow, lining the way down to their lake. A blank sky hugs the horizon.

“Women, food, and American culture, Papa.”

“Right. So how’d you do on the paper? Did Eric help you out?”

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Give me Harry and Draco in the eighth year common room making eyes at each other.

Harry sitting near the fire while Ron and Hermione bicker over school work. Draco across the room, alone at a table pretending to read an advanced potions textbook while actually just staring at the same three words over and over again between not so subtle glances over at Harry.

Harry bored of listening to Ron and Hermione’s not so subtle flirting and secretly wishing he could flirt and bicker openly with his boyfriend.

Harry casually glancing in the direction of said boyfriend who is looking back at him and whose eyebrows raise and lower suggestively, yet so quickly anybody would have missed it except for Harry who knows it so well. Who knows exactly what it means.

Draco snapping his book shut and casually making his way up to his dorm. Lying down on his bed with his head propped on two pillows and opening up his textbook again and actually reading it this time. At ease knowing his boyfriend will be with him soon.

Harry entering Draco’s room a few minutes after watching him leave the common room.

Draco locking and silencing the room without a word.

Harry sitting down on the bed and leaning over Draco to give him a light peck on the lips. Turning away to take off his shoes before settling down next to his boyfriend, their shoulders pressed together and one of Harry’s legs resting on top of Draco’s, before picking up a Quidditch magazine from Draco’s nightstand and starting to read.

Give me Draco and Harry just wanting to hang out with each other.

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WONDER WOMAN: MORE THAN WONDERFUL

Ever since the first trailer came out, I could not stop waiting for this movie. Finally, on June 1st, it arrived in cinemas.

And even without a night of sleep, I pulled my closest friends to the theater to go see it. What I found? A movie that did not disappoint. Most people always disagree with me when I say I am a DC fan. Seriously? Why do they always have to compare to Marvel? Can’t we all just appreciate the superhero movies equally?

 With that being said, let’s take a look at everything I loved about Wonder Woman.

*Warning: Spoilers ahead. *

1. LITTLE DIANA

Bless this beautiful, beautiful child. She did a great job of playing a young Diana. I think the audience gave a collective, “Awww” when she appeared. With her doing cute little kicks and punches, it just added to the overall cuteness. But then she gives you this smirk and you know that the Princess of the Amazons is also a stubborn, sassy little girl who knows what she wants and goes after it.

2. EPIC FIGHT SCENES

The trailer alone showed some great potential in the fight department, but actually seeing everything on the big screen gives you this whole new feeling! It’s the “holy-shit- I- can’t- breathe” feeling. The kind where you stare with eyes wide open because you’re afraid that if you blink, you’re gonna miss something cool. The first few minutes of the movie, with the amazon warriors fighting off Germans on the shores of Themyscira (thank you, Steve) was amazing! We also see Queen Hippolyta and Antiope in action. (side note: my fave part would have to be her jumping onto a make shift shield that Steve grabbed and killing a sniper, taking down the whole top of the church doing so).

Bruce got nothing on that lasso.

3. Steve Trevor

I love Chris Pine. I have loved him ever since he came out in “Princess Diaries 2” and “Just My Luck”, when I was still a teenager in high school. And then he went and became Captain Kirk in Star Trek, and my fangirl heart could not help but love him more. Now, he has proven again how great he is by playing the charming, fearless, and disobedient Captain Steve Trevor. 

I’m so glad he chose to do this over Green Lantern! He was great when they were using the Lasso of Truth on him, but the funniest part for me was when Diana dropped by while he was taking a bath.

Diana: Are you a prime example of the average man? (or something like that)

Steve: No, I’m above average.

4. Gal Gadot

Unlike most people, I had nothing against Gal (or her allegedly small boobs *insert snort*) when she was first cast as Wonder Woman. Honestly, I was more concerned with how the story would go, but damn. She proved everyone wrong. She played the role perfectly. Perfectly. I am not joking. I cannot imagine anyone else who would’ve done a spectacular job as her. (And take note, she was pregnant whilst shooting this).

She could be fierce, emotional, humorous. She lighted up the screen, man. Figuratively and literally. And yes, she rocked that costume! Ugh that costume! At first, I was skeptical. After all, I am a big fun of the comics, and I sometimes hate it when they change these iconic things about characters (e.g. Barry Allen not being blonde in the TV series or the movie). But I came to love it. It showed more of her Amazonian roots than her iconic outfit in the animated series before.

5. No Man’s Land

This was the best scene/ segment of the movie for me. I had goosebumps watching her climb up to No Man’s Land. Add that to the fact that Steve tells her the soldiers have been there for nearly a year and haven’t gain an inch, yet she just strolls up there like is a fcking field of lilies and is dodging bullets better than The Matrix. My heart. My fangirl heart.

 Everything about it was so right. You have these bleak, grey landscape and yet Wonder Woman is wearing such vibrant colors. Then there are these slow- motion sequence where she’s blocking the bullets like some sort of freaking Jedi. And her shield seems to like glow while she’s getting hit with a machine gun and and and she’s dodging those bombs like they’re nothing. Nothingggggg. Then everyone else follows her and charges at the enemies. And I’m just sitting there like:

Up to now, my feels are still overwhelming. The story was great, the cast was great AND THE DIRECTOR, PATTY JENKINS. YOU ARE A BLESSING FROM GOD. I cannot wait for the Justice League movie. DC got this right, and hopefully, they keep getting it right.

How to handle a missing player

If I cancelled an RPG session every time someone wasn’t able to make it, my campaigns would never get anywhere.  So assuming it’s just one or maybe even two people missing, the show must go on!  Here’s a few ways I handle it:

1) The Sidequest

If I know a player is going to be gone ahead of time, I can make a plan for their character to split from the group.  Sometimes, it’s for just a small encounter: Your animal companion gets startled and bolts off into the woods!  You must chase her down.

The fun part about this is actually doing a one-on-one roleplay session with the player.  It’s usually quick and dirty; maybe take 15 minutes with just them before the rest of the players show up to your next session.  You can also do it by text or over phone.  These roleplays aren’t as immersive or polished as the big group ones, but for some reason I always really enjoy them.

I’ve also done more substantial side storylines, depending on the length of absence or the excellence of the narrative opportunity.  I once had a player who had to be out of town for two months get a pretty major B plot in my campaign.  We did the one-on-one RP through IM, and when he finally returned to the party, he had a sack full of cash and a story to share.

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2) The Surrogate

If a player is amenable to the idea, they may elect another player to control their character in their absence.  I have a couple guidelines about this:

  • You better trust your friend, because I am absolutely going to have your character do what they say, and there may be lasting consequences
  • It’s gotta be an individual.  I don’t have time for a group to form consensus on one character’s actions
  • I, as the DM, am not going to do this because I can’t authentically roleplay a character while also pulling all the strings in the narrative

This usually turns out pretty well actually, mostly because I don’t mess around with asshole players.

3) The Auto-Pilot

Usually employed when there isn’t time to prepare for a missing player, Auto-Pilot means their character stays present with the group, but doesn’t really do anything.  They just sort of fade into the background and don’t really take part in combat or social encounters.  The only exception is when it comes to something only that particular character can do.  For example, if the rogue is missing and the team needs a lock picked, I’ll let someone roll for it.

Auto-Pilot isn’t necessarily ideal, but it is convenient.  Mainly because you don’t have to worry about the process of reuniting the characters.  Don’t have to bother, because they were there the whole time!

Anyway, that’s how I do it!  And if players don’t like it, they should show up!

Dean had always thought that a good quality comforter was the most luxurious thing to wake up under. But ever since he started waking up like this, his thoughts had changed entirely.

As sunlight gently peeked through the curtains, shining a cautious soft beam of light over the queen sized bed, Dean felt Castiel’s large, black wing loosely drooped over his body. The feathers were softer and warmer than anything a comforter could ever get him, large enough to cover his upper body and part of his legs. He smiled lazily. The feathers brushed against his bare skin as he stretched and moved around to shift closer to its owner.

Castiel lay on his back, his other wing stretched out over the edge of the bed down to the floor, his naked body exposed, blankets kicked aside in his sleep. Dean looked at him from under the wing, his fingers automatically gliding over soft raven feathers and smooth lines, known little bumps and the thicker parts. 

Castiel looked peaceful. His lips were slightly parted as he slowly breathed in his steady rhythm of sleep. Dean lay there for a while, observing Cas as he let the warmth and softness of the feathers embrace him. He caressed he feathers still. Dean had been mesmerized by them ever since Castiel first exposed them. They were huge, majestic, and radiated a power Dean couldn’t compare with anything else. 

And yet, they looked gentle and fragile when Cas injured them and Dean picked out the ruffled feathers. Castiel had taught Dean how to groom them and use the preen oil, an activity Dean found himself to enjoy, often compared with soft chatting. Sometimes a movie would be playing in the background as they sat on the floor and Dean plucked feathers, pressing kisses in the crook of Castiel’s neck. 

Sometimes, Dean would take it a step further with his massages, out to get the little whimpers and groans from Castiel. He’d ended up with a panting, desperate Castiel several times, Dean’s hands full of feathers and his own body filled with arousal.

He loved it all. The quiet moments, the loud ones, the moments when Castiel held Dean with his wing or when they lay on the couch, curled up together with Castiel’s wings wrapped around them. Dean couldn’t get enough of them.

Castiel muttered softly and stirred, his eyes opening slowly.

The wing draped over Dean fluttered and shifted in Dean’s fingers. Cas turned to look at Dean, blinking the sleep from his eyes. The angel smiled.

“Morning sunshine,” Dean whispered and his own lips curved as well. Castiel made a soft noise and shifted closer. He stretched his wings for a moment, then covered Dean with his right one again and pulled him closer with the wrist of his wing.

“Good morning, Dean,” Castiel muttered, his primary feathers rustling. “Did you sleep well?”

“Yeah,” he answered and pressed a sloppy kiss to Castiel’s unshaven jaw. “How couldn’t I, hm?” He slipped his fingers into the pack of feathers carefully, and Cas smiled again.

“You seem to enjoy my wings a lot.” They moved again.

“I think they’re beautiful, you know that.”

Castiel shifted and pulled his wing in, gesturing his head. Dean understood and he got up so Cas could slide his wing under Dean. As soon as Dean sank down into the feathers, Castiel pulled him closer.

Dean’s naked body pressed softly against Cas, covered by the angel’s wing and casting a shadow over their faces.

Dean kissed Castiel’s jaw again, pressed a few more kisses down his neck and shoulder.

The wings replied to the touch, shifting and shuddering when Dean softly nibbled on the skin.

“It’s rare for an angel to show his wings this… casually.” Castiel spoke, his voice still thick with sleep. His eyes were closed again, enjoying Dean’s kisses. “It’s only for… special occasions. And special people.”

Dean looked up and feathers softly brushed over the back of his head and Cas looked back. He softly rested his hand on Dean’s waist. “You’re special, Dean.”

Dean didn’t know how to reply, shy suddenly. He smiled a coy grin and pecked Castiel’s lips.

“Think I’m glad about that.” He muttered, shifting back into the feathers. This was how Sunday’s had to feel, he thought. Calm and peaceful and warm and right.

He found Castiel’s hand and tangled their fingers together.

“Maybe we should get up for some coffee soon. I’m sure Sam’s already awake.” Dean whispered, his eyes closed.

“Probably,” Cas answered. “Just- not yet.”

Dean hummed in agreement and gently slid his free hand through the silky feathers. He didn’t want to think about the case they were working on or the monsters they had to fight. Not yet. Just a few more minutes.

Petname Babygirl II pt.1

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genre: smut, dom!yoongi, sugardaddy!yoongi

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Sleeping with some random guy was one thing. But realizing that he is your boss was a disaster until he offers you something tempting you cannot reject.

Originally posted by sugamysavagebaby

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