What if Concetta hadn’t told Jack that she knew his heart was already taken? What if Jack had accepted her proposal anyway because he really cared for her? I think they could still be a happy couple, but Jack would always reserve a place in his heart for Phryne.
Even though Concetta doesn’t have blue eyes, she is a lovely lady that I think many men would feel lucky to be with. In that case, the sentiment of this song would have been quite fitting.
Want to support the con (and get a little something for yourself)?
I hope you’re getting ready to order your competition t-shirt! Proceeds from the sale of these shirts will go to help with con costs, including those to bring Travis McMahon - the adorable Bert Johnson - to Las Vegas to meet with us!
These shirts are super cool, y’all - and we have three fabulous colors to offer, in sizes from youth XS through 3XL! As a teaser, may I present Hispano-Suiza:
Nothing, it’s just adults are boring, and I hate them. And I don’t want to buy all this stupid, boring, adult stuff and become boring adults.
Hey, listen to me. Yes, we’re gonna get a dish rack and shower curtains and a cutting board. But if you think for one second I’m not also gonna get that marshmallow shooter, so that I can shoot you in the face with marshmallows when you’re asleep, then you’re the dumbest woman I know.
Little Miss Nobody - On 31 July, 1960, the body of a little girl was discovered in Sand Wash Creek Bed, Congress, Arizona. She had been partially buried and estimated to be between five-years-old and seven-years-old and had been dead for approximately two weeks. It was noticed that whoever had partially buried the young girl, had attempted to dig a number of prior graves. Her natural brunette hair had been dyed an auburn colour, presumably in an attempt to conceal her identity. She was wearing white shorts and a checked blouse along with sandals that had been cut to fit her small feet. A small, bloody, pocketknife was discovered near her body, however, her cause of death could not be determined. Despite a thorough investigation, the identity of the little girl was never uncovered. Locals donated money to give “Little Miss Nobody” a proper burial, with a local florist and mortuary providing funeral services.