miss piggy's guide to life

In a word, beauty is about loving yourself. (After all, if people really could be someone else, everywhere you looked there would be millions of moi!) …Beauty is in the eye of the beholder, and it may be necessary from time to time to give a stupid or misinformed beholder a black eye.
—  From Miss Piggy’s Guide to Life, 1981 (Or, my favorite advice book as tween.)