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Who Should You Fight: The Bright Sessions Edition

(idk if someones made this already BUT)

Dr. Bright

Chance of winning: 40%

Homegirl’s a doctor, not a fighter, and im pretty sure theres something in the Hippocratic oath about “do no harm”, but is it for therapists? see rating. She could possibly psychoanalyze her way around you and maybe manipulae you for her own goals, and she’s been taking yoga classes so she’s probably really flexible. If youre fit, go for it. 


Chance of winning: ???

She’d probably get so anxious that she’d time travel and where would that leave you? Alone and with no one to fight. In any case, why would you ever??? Let her rest, she’s been through enough. 


Chance of winning: 0%

Listen. She’s a telepath, she knows youre next move before even you do. You can say “oh shes just an art student!!” all you want but consider: she’s a sculptor and can probably take your eye out with a scoring tool. Do not attempt. 


Chance of winning: 10%

Dude’s a football player, so he’s pretty darn ripped, and probably fast too. Can literally sense fear, will use that to his advantage. Only attempt of you want a challenge. 


Chance of winning: 90%, but at what cost?

This child is an emo wreck and will end up crying on the floor if you hit him, which is not fun for anyone. Also, his boyfriend will 100% beat you up for it, so theres that. And I will also beat you up. Leave this boy alone. 


Chance of winning: 0%

listen I know what the rating says, and we all know why its like that but please, p l e a s e fight Damien, everyone will cheer you on. You’ll fail but it will be glorious. Fight Damien. 


Chance of winning: 50%

He seems like a pretty normal guy? that rating goes up or down depending on what atypical he’s near, but in a fair one on one throwdown? average joe. Go for it for a fun time, he’ll probably take you out for ice cream and a beer afterwards. 

 Agent Green 

Chance of winning: 99%

PLEase fight him it will be easy and hilarious. The guy is a bureaucrat and needs to file forms in triplicate to get authorization to throw down, so time is on your side. Fight Agent Green. 


Chance of winning: 0%

Don’t do it. 

Okay I love Thomas Hayes as a person and actor but literally William fuck you for not coming back. They are my favorite couple and the fact that he couldn’t come back for a little cameo just breaks my heart.

Zodiac Signs as Orange Is The New Black Characters

Alex Vause: Scorpio or Aries or Virgo 

Piper Chapman: Gemini sun & Leo moon & Virgo rising 

Larry Bloom: Libra or Sagittarius or Pisces 

Polly Harper: Leo or Aquarius or Sagittarius  

Anita DeMarco: Aquarius or Cancer or Leo

Miss Rosa Cisneros: Taurus or Scorpio or Gemini

Lorna Morello: Cancer or Taurus or Libra

Nicky Nichols: Sagittarius or Aquarius or Leo

Galia Reznikov (Red): Taurus or Scorpio or Pisces

Norma Romano: Libra or Taurus or Virgo

Suzanne Warren (crazy eyes): Aries or Pisces or Aquarius

Cindy Hayes: Gemini or Aries or Leo

Janae Watson: Gemini or Leo or Sagittarius

Miss Claudette: Taurus sun & Aries/Scorpio moon/rising

Sophia Burset: Leo or Pisces or Gemini

Berdie Rogers: Pisces or Cancer or Libra

Yvonne Parker (Vee): Capricorn or Gemini or Cancer 

Poussey Washington: Aries sun & Pisces moon/rising

Tasha Jefferson (Taystee): Sagittarius or Libra or Cancer

Brook Soso: Pisces or Libra or Aquarius 

Mr. Healy: Taurus or Capricorn or Leo

Tiffany Dogget (Pennsatucky): Leo or Sagittarius or Gemeni

Gina Murphy: Virgo or Gemini or Capricorn

Joe Caputo: Gemini or Scorpio or Cancer 

Natalie FIgueroa: Leo or Sagittarius or Aries 

Yoga Jones: Virgo or Pisces or Aquarius

Sister Jane Ingalls: Aquarius or Virgo or Capricorn

Carrie (Boo): Sagittarius or Gemini or Aries

Lolly Whitehill: Libra or Gemini or Aquarius

Stella Carlin: Scorpio or Aries or Leo 

Aleida Diaz: Leo or Aries or Capricorn 

Maritza Ramos: Taurus or Cancer or Scorpio

Gloria Mendoza: Capricorn or Virgo 

Marisol Gonzalez (Flaca): Leo or Gemini or Libra

Maria Ruiz: Virgo or Aquarius 

Daya Diaz: Pisces or Taurus

John Bennett: Capricorn or Virgo or Pisces

Pornstache Mendez: Scorpio or Leo or Cancer 

Mei Chang: Virgo or Libra 

current state of the runaways (so far)

nico minoru: in a-force, which unfortunately got cancelled
alex wilder: in power man and iron fist as an antagonist attempting to rebuild the pride
victor mancha: dead as of the vision
gert yorkes: still dead.
karolina dean: majesdanian aliens appeared in mighty captain marvel, but still no sign of karolina herself.
chase, molly, klara, xavin, old lace: ????

List of Presidential cats

* Tabby, Dixie - Abraham Lincoln
* Piccolomini, Siam, Miss Pussy - Rutherford B. Hayes
* Valeriano Weyler, Enrique DeLome - William McKinley
* Tom Quartz, Slippers - Theodore Roosevelt
* Puffins - Woodrow Wilson
* Smoky (bobcat), Tiger (house cat), Tax Reduction, Budget Bureau (lion cubs) - Calvin Coolidge
* Tom Kitten - John F. Kennedy
* Shan - Gerald Ford
* Misty Malarky Ying Yang - Jimmy Carter
* Socks - Bill Clinton
* India “Willie” - George W. Bush

Martin van Buren also briefly owned two tiger cubs gifted by the Sultan of Oman before Congress forced van Buren to donate them to a zoo.


Agatha Christie’s Miss Marple

Gracie Fields - 1956
Margaret Rutherford - 1961
Angela Lansbury - 1980
Helen Hayes - 1983
Joan Hickson - 1984
Geraldine McEwan - 2004
Julia McKenzie - 2009

(Although apparently Christie herself did not like Rutherford’s interpretation of the role, I have to admit she is my favorite. Possibly followed by Joan Hickson who took an entirely different approach.)

From A-Force #2

A lot of cameos on these photos - Molly, Gert (which seems to denounce the worries this Nico was never a Runaway), Xavin (?), Anya Corazon (?) and it looks like Singularity decided to be teenager as well.

And damn, America buying Nico camera and making her take photo a day - that’s sweet as hell.


Cameron Dallas: Me and Nash are back at it


Young Marvel Hero Status 2017 (part 4)


Nico Minoru - Previously she had survived the horrible Avengers Arena and Avengers Undercover. Last seen in A-Force before it was cancelled, now she’s in Limbo. 

Alex Wilder - Has been brought back to life in the much-reviled Avengers Undercover comic and now, he’s one of the antagonists for Luke Cage and Iron Fist in ‘Power Man and Iron Fist’ comic. 

Chase Stein - After enduring the horrible Avengers Arena and Avengers Undercover, he is now missing. 

Victor Mancha - Dead (killed by Vision’s wife Virginia)

Karolina Dean - Missing

Xavin the Skrull - Has been missing since 2009

Molly Hayes - Missing

Klara Plast - Missing 

Gertrude Yorkes - Dead

Old Lace the dinosaur - Missing

SECRET WARRIORS (Nick Fury’s team of young SHIELD agents-in-training)

Quake (Daisy Johnson) - Appeared in Inhumans vs X-Men. May star in the Inhuman version of Secret Warriors comic. 

Manifold (Eden Fesi) - Active (appears in one of Black Panther comics as part of The Crew)

Phobos - Dead (he’s still in the Greek afterlife Elysium and now he misses his father, Ares)

Hellfire (James Taylor James) - Dead

Slingshot (Yo-Yo Rodriguez) - Missing

Stonewall (Jerry Sledge) - Missing

Druid (Sebastian Druid) - Missing (Last seen in one of the issues of Avengers World comic from 2014)

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FUTURE FOUNDATION - Franklin Richards, Valeria Richards, Bentley-32, Artie Maddicks, Leech, the Moloid Kids, Alex Power, the Uhari kids and Onome 

(The ones who were untouched by Secret Wars) - Luna Maximoff, Ahura Boltagon and Adolf Impossible

All of them are missing since Secret Wars because they stayed outside of Marvel Universe to repair the damages. Or more likely because of the stupid FOX-Disney Marvel feud. However, the only few members who were absent when Secret Wars happened are Adolf Impossible, Luna and Ahura. The Inhuman Royal kids - Luna Maximoff and Ahura Boltagon appeared different times in the Inhuman-related comics.

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For the status of New Warriors, Young Avengers and Avengers Academy, go for Link to Part 1 of Young Marvel Hero Status 2017

For the status of New X-Men and other X-Students, go for Link to Part 2 of Young Marvel Hero Status 2017

For the status of Generation Hope, Jean Grey School students, New Charles Xavier School students (Cyclops’ group) and the (ugh…) Time-Displaced Original Five, go for Link to Part 3 of Young Marvel Hero Status 2017