miss hannah

I was thinking about Harry & Cho’s disastrous date and there was a post-it note next to my hand so… happy late valentines day!

but your eyes will lead me straight back home;

or 

“we’re both youtubers and you sent me an email asking me to do a duet cover with you but you don’t realise i’m having a heart attack bc your my fave youtuber au“ for jily. 


james potter to sirius black: sirius 

james potter: sir 

james potter: pads

james potter: paddy

james potter: paddington 

sirius black: wtf what do u wa n t 

james potter: what should i cover next 

sirius black: u mean song right 

james potter: ya 

sirius black: arctic monkeys

james potter: dude 

james potter: how many songs is that now 

sirius black:does it matter 

sirius black: am is life my man 

james potter: ur an idiot 

sirius black: jim bob i’m offended 

james potter: jim bob? 

sirius black: better than jimmy fleamont 

james potter: DONT MAKE FUN OF ME FOR MY PARENTS MISTAKES

sirius black: 🤷🏻‍♂️

sirius black: fine 

sirius black: ed sheeran potentially 

sirius black: might finally get you some girls 

james potter: stfu black 

james potter: just cuz i don’t have macdonald in the palm of my hand

sirius black: ur just jealous 

james potter: anyway 

 james potter: which song 

 sirius black: idk 

 sirius black: listen to him and pick one


 @prongspotter_: what ed sheeran cover do u guys wanna hear next? let me know in the replies! 

 – @petepettigrew: is there one abt sleep 

 – @padfoot_: r u mine by arctic monkeys 

 – @remuslupine: for real because i’m the only mature one, sing is a jam

 –@prongspotter_: @petepettigrew @padfoot_ @remuslupine i hate u all except remus — 

–@remuslupine: hAh suck shit sirius 

—@padfoot_ jim bob HOW DARE U 

–@lilyflowers: id love to do a cover w u, ill email u the details if u want? 

—@prongspotter_: @lilyflowers ya ofc 


remus lupin to james potter: are you ok 

james potter: never been better y 

remus lupin: your favourite youtuber and musician 

remus lupin: who you also think is really hot and who you stalk everyday

remus lupin: just tweeted at you and asked to collaborate with her 

james potter: u right

james potter: i’m ded. 

remus lupin: right 

remus lupin: so now isn’t the right time to say i’ve been talking to her for a while about booktube huh 

james potter: MOONY I FEEL BETRAYED !!! 


To: jimmypotter@gmail.com 

From: lilyevans_@gmail.com 

Subject: Collab 

hey james, 

if you’re still willing to do a collab, we could do a ed sheeran song still. i’d be happy to come round and record with you for a little bit, i’m not fussed on which song. do you need me to bring my keyboard? also, your music is pretty good. i see your original content going somewhere. shame you’re egotistical and think taylor swift is overrated though. 

best, lily.

To: lilyevans_@gmail.com 

From: jimmypotter@gmail.com 

Subject: Re: Collab 

thanks evans. 

my number is 035828381 if you want to text me any extra details, and i’ll send the address of my flat from there. i was thinking of thinking out loud or perfect, so if you could learn both of them just in case that’d be cool. also bringing your keyboard would be good. also, i’m right. taylor swift is overrated. she’s repetitive as fuck. also i’m not egotistical. 

best, james. 


james potter to assholes with feelings: IM GOING TO DIE 

peter pettigrew: what now 

sirius black: apparently she’s hella sassy 

remus lupin: yea, she told me she thinks james comes off as a little egotistical

james potter: SHE DOESNT KNOW WHAT SHES ON ABT HONESTLY 

peter pettigrew: jim she’s kinda right 

james potter: PETE 

james potter: TRAITOR 

remus lupin: yea, you literally tweeted to all your followers about your cover of toxic being better than the original 

peter pettigrew: and repeatedly argued when ppl said u were wrong

james potter: IM RIGHT 

sirius black: DONT TALK ABT BRITNEY THAT WAY BITCH 

peter pettigrew: r u just mad bc the girl you’ve had a celeb crush on for years isn’t falling for ur act 

james potter: ……. 

james potter: YES 


remus lupin to james potter: so are you still gonna collab with her

james potter: OFC


james potter to peter pettigrew: can u pls get some food on the way home 

james potter: she’s coming over at noon tomorrow 

james potter: we need cookies 

peter pettigrew: on it 

peter pettigrew: choc chip? 

james potter: always


remus lupin to sirius black: he does know about the fact she has over 1mil subscribers 

remus lupin: and somehow manages to be a book/beauty/music/vlog channel 

sirius black: ya

sirius black: but like u said

sirius black: he an egomaniac 

remus lupin: hypocrite

sirius black: M O O N Y 


james potter to sirius black: be nice

sirius black: ur an asshole 

sirius black: she already knows this 

sirius black: we’ll get on gr8 

sirius black: it’s u i’m worried abt 

james potter: stfu


lily evans to james potter: i’m here 

lily evans: why does it sound like a stadium is in ur flat 

james potter: ….. sirius is watching the football 

james potter: come up 


lily evans to remus lupin: don’t tell him i said this 

lily evans: but i had a lot of fun today 

lily evans: we harmonise together really well 

remus lupin: my lips are sealed 

remus lupin: so you don’t think he’s egotistical 

lily evans: no i still think he’s egotistical 

lily evans: but he’s a nice egotist 

lily evans: and he has nice hair 

remus lupin: oh my god 

lily evans: u tell him any of this and i will burn ur copy of oliver twist 

remus lupin: …. 

remus lupin: got it 


lily evans to james potter: i left my keyboard pedal at urs 

lily evans: also can u upload perfect and ill upload thinking out loud 

lily evans: also did chelsea win 

james potter: ok come get it tomorrow if ur free

james potter: and yes ill send u the footage  

james potter: and yes unfortunately

lily evans: damn 

lily evans: also tell pete those cookies were good

james potter: will do 

lily evans: see u tomorrow

james potter:


peter pettigrew to remus lupin: he’s smitten w her isn’t he 

remus lupin: always has been 

peter pettigrew: but even more now 

remus lupin: yea

remus lupin: god help us all 


james potter to Ladz™: did she rlly think that pete made those cookies 

peter pettigrew: i did make those cookies

james potter: uh huh 

james potter: sure 

remus lupin: no he actually did make them 

sirius black: that’s the only reason we keep him around 

peter pettigrew: STFU 

james potter changed the group name to peter thinks he can bake cookies 

peter pettigrew changed the group name to I ACTUALLY CAN BAKE 

sirius black changed the group name to why do even keep peter around these days honestly

remus lupin: i’m done 

remus lupin has left the chat. 

sirius black: M O O N Y


remus lupin added lily evans to musicians w gr8 hair and pete 

peter pettigrew: why is it called that honestly

lily evans: i was thinkin the same thing 

sirius: HOE WHO INVITED U

sirius black: U COME INTO MY HOME 

lily evans: oh shut it black

sirius black: M O O N Y 

sirius black: TAKE HER BACK 

remus lupin: nope

lily evans has changed the group name to the egomaniacs and the decent human beings

james potter: WHICH ONES WHICH

lily evans: have fun figuring that out  

sirius black: one of the egomaniacs is u 

james potter: LIES 

lily evans: oh btw i’m outside ur flat 

sirius black: W O T 

lily evans: ….. 

lily evans: i need my keyboard pedal back


james potter to lily evans: u were only supposed to be here for five mins

james potter: hoW did u end up staying the night

lily evans: 🤷🏻‍♂️ 

lily evans: i woke up on ur floor idk

lily evans: did u hand me a beer some point during the night 

james potter: probs 

lily evans: ya that’s y 

james potter: … 

james potter: my followers won’t stop talkin about that collab we did 

lily evans: mine too 

lily evans: but they’re cute 

james potter: question 

james potter: what is shipping? 

lily evans: oh no


james potter to YOUTUBE IS A REAL JOB OK: guys 

james potter: what is shipping 

james potter: lily won’t tell me  

sirius black: moony imma let u deal w this one  

remus lupin: nah pete all yours 

peter pettigrew: a thing ur subscribers used to do w u and pads 

sirius black: U S E D T O O ???? 

lily evans: guys don’t tell him 

james potter: EVANS WHY

lily evans: bc watching u tryna figure it out is hilarious 

james potter: WAIT 

james potter: I GOOGLED IT 

james potter: THOSE PERVS


[drafted message] lily evans to james potter: i ship us too. 


lily evans to james potter: jsmea 

lily evans: jim l

lily evans: jim jams 

lily evans: jimmmyfleaamint 

james potter: HE TOLD U 

james potter: THAT ASS

james potter: wait r u drunk 

lily evans: eys 

lily evans: n smad 

lily evans: csn u cime ovr 

james potter: ok 

james potter: over in 10


@lilyflowers: @prongspotter_ isn’t a total ass

–@padfoot_: did he hack ur phone

–@lilyflowers: @padfoot_ surprisingly no

–@randomfan90210: u should date him !!! ur hella cute !!! 

–@remuslupine: @prongspotter_ what did u do 

@prongspotter_: @remuslupine IDK 


[drafted message] james potter to lily evans: i hope u know the sun shines for u and that i’ll always be there when ur drunk and sad. but i want the next time we kiss to be when ur sober. pls.


lily evans to james potter: thank u for last night 

lily evans: i never said that before 

james potter: don’t mention it 

james potter: … 

lily evans: wanna come over again 

lily evans: i think i like how ur lips tasted 

james potter: sure 


[instagram caption:] @prongspotter​: hey guess who has the best gf in the world? me. look at how hoT she is!

[comments:]  @lilyflowers: suck up 

@prongspotter: @lilyflowers u know it 

@p_pettigrew: WELL THIS IS NEW 

@remuslupin: called it 

@siriusly: U TOLD INSTAGRAM BEFORE US 

@siriusly: @remuslupin U KNEW?????? 

@remuslupin: @siriusly it wasn’t exactly hard 

@lilyflowers: @sirusly stfu 

@prongspotter: @lilyflowers i may be a suck up but taylor swift is still overrated

@lilyflowers: ur wrong.


hope you enjoyed.