miss caswell

[a butler passes by]

Miss Claudia Caswell: Oh, waiter!

Addison DeWitt: That is not a waiter, my dear, that is a butler.

Miss Claudia Caswell: Well, I can’t yell “Oh butler!” can I? Maybe somebody’s name is Butler.

Addison DeWitt: You have a point. An idiotic one, but a point.

Miss Claudia Caswell: I don’t want to make trouble. All I want is a drink.

Max Fabian: Leave it to me. I’ll get you one.

Miss Claudia Caswell: Thank you, Mr. Fabian.

Addison DeWitt: Well done! I can see your career rise in the east like the sun.

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