miss alyssa


I always thought that the hipster tumblr quotes on photos were really funny so I decided to make fun of them with one of the most quoteable people, Miss Alyssa Edwards
[Part 2]  [ Hipster Jujubee quotes ]


On April 9th, 2009, Alyssa McLemore (21) got a call from her grandmother at 6:30 pm, telling her to come home because her mother was getting worse. Alyssa’s mother was suffering from scleroderma, and she was in a terminal stage. Alyssa assured her she was on her way, but she never arrived to the Kent, Washington, house.

Sadly, Alyssa’s mother died three days later and there still wasn’t any sign of her daughter. She remains missing now, 7 years later. Alyssa also had a three year old child when she disappeared, and she’s been described as a devoted mother who wouldn’t abandon her kid willingly.

There are some clues in this case. The day she was last seen, a witness said she was talking to someone in a 1990′s green pickup truck with possibly Oregon plates. Another witness also reported having seen this truck, and that the man driving it was with Alyssa. This man was described as being in his 50s or 60s and it looked like Alyssa knew him.

The most disturbing clue of all, however, was a 911 call placed from Alyssa’s cell phone at 9:15 pm on April 10th, a day after she went missing. The operator said there was a woman asking for help, but the call got disconnected before she could gather any useful information and the phone couldn’t be tracked. It’s unclear if the caller was Alyssa or someone else, and the phone was disconnected soon after.


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Alyssa Edwards, Gia Gunn, Courtney Act, Barbie’s Addiction, Willam, Miss Fame, Jaidynn Fierce, Mariah Balenciaga, Violet Chachki, Pandora Boxx, Jasmine Masters, Amazon Ashley, Jessica Wild, Miley Cyrus, Shangela, Monica Beverly Hillz, Pearl, Delta Work, Cupcake Canne, Alexis Mateo, Jiggly Caliente, Trinity K. Bonet, PorkChop, Carmen Carrera, Cake Moss, Tammie Brown, Kylie Sonique Love, Melissa Befierce, Vivacious and Laganja Estranja. 

Ru Paul's Drag Race contestants bios if they were 16 y/o girls on tumblr
  • Alaska 5000: hIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII My name is Alaska, what's yours? I'm from the planet glamtron *alien emoji*
  • Willam Belli: I wasn't a whore, whores get paid I was a slut.#yourtoneseemsverypointedrn
  • Jiggly Caliente: You may know my name but you don't know my story *lips emoji*
  • Alyssa Edwards: I don't get cute I get drop dead gorgeous *nails emoji
  • Jujube: I like long walks on the beach, big dicks and fried chicken.
  • Gia Gunn: Let me feel my oatssssss #howisshetho? *sassy emoji*
  • Latrice Royale: Large and in charge, chunky yet funky #EATIT
  • Raja: fashion/make up/punk/genderfuck/ If you have nothing nice to say come sit with me. #heathers
  • Carmen Carrera: NJ, I am the body beautiful sweetie ;)
  • Miss Fame: #AngelsAreReal #blessed *wings emoji*
  • Laganja Estranja: #turnup #weed #theselegzareeveeerythang
  • Adore Delano: Mermaid/Chola/Libra/Party *dancing emoji*
  • Violet Chachki: Is that coneceited? #youcantsitwithus
  • Sharon Needles: Hit a niggie up? ;)