misquoted movies

HAL:
You know what the problem is?

You see, the problem is that that guy is a gigantic pain in my ass.

First there’s the whole chair thing. I understand that. It’s an all-knowing chair that was frying his brain. It’s kind of stressful. But then he goes ahead and he leaves this note.

Because he doesn’t have the decency, the humanity to apologize to my face.

Five years. Five years! I work with this… this terrorist. Never once has he had a nice thing to say, and then he goes ahead and he writes this crap!

SELINA:
Hal.

HAL:
None of that matters. We work together!

SELINA:
Hal.

HAL:
Sorry. I’m sorry. I just… He just makes me a little crazy.

SELINA:
Yeah. I can see that.

So you’re just gonna let him go?
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Note: basically I RPed something like this xD Still looking for a Batman RPer!