I have a dog named Misha. And a dog named Jensen.
I say some weird things to them.
“Misha, stop humping Jensen."
"Jensen, stop following me into the bathroom."
"I don’t care if you don’t want a bath Misha, you get in that tub right
“Jensen, no. Get off the bus. You’re not allowed to go to school with
“Misha, stop eating my pillow!”
“Damn it Misha, give me back my teddy bear!"
"Misha got Jensen pregnant, dad.” (Me when I told my dad my dogs were
having puppies. Jensen’s a girl. Misha’s the boy.)