misha voicemail

Hello, this is Misha Collins and you have reached the Gishwhes help desk. I… Would like to apologize for the name that I just gave you, the “Gishwhes help desk”, huh… You’re probably not going to get any help and I… Am also not anywhere near a desk at the moment, so both those terms are a bit misleading. But nonetheless, I would like to let you know that if you want to press 1, now would be a good time to do so. Huh… It probably also will have no effect, but, huh, it might feel good to do so. If you want to leave me a question in a voicemail, about Gishwhes, please feel free to do so, I think it might make you feel better. I am probably not going to hear the message, but it might be cathartic for you, so please leave a message after the tone, there is a slim chance that I will listen to it and call you back, if that’s something that you’re interested in. Um, have a great Gishwhes, I hope to-
—  Misha Collins’ Voicemail (x)
The truth about the Misha voicemail

I see that my voicemail from Misha is getting some attention and many are speculating about it. I am here to clarify and tell you the truth. 

Yes, it is in fact, Misha Collins speaking. 

Did he read Twist and Shout? I don’t know, probably not. 

Here’s what happened: 

I signed up for GISHWHES last year and payed to get some extra stuff, like this voicemail. I had to write what I wanted Misha to say and I spent some time figuring out what I wanted. Then I came up with this. 

“Wise men say, only fools rush in, but I can’t help falling in love with you. My name is Misha Collins and I truly believe that Dean can, in fact, dig Elvis” 

I’m unsure if I wrote “Catch you later, alligator” or if he threw that in there. I can’t remember. I most likely wrote that too, but that’s not the point. 

The point is, it was scripted, by me, Idk if Misha has read T&S.