misfits meme: (¼ BrOTPs) Simon Bellamy & Nathan Young

  • “Are you asking me out on a date?” “No … I meant all of us.” “Did you? I am not your whore!”
  • “Think about it. We could have cool superhero nicknames. Captain Invincible, Mr. Backwards, the Invisible Cunt.” “Why do I have to be the invisible cunt?” “Because you just are man, get over it.”
  • “Who’s Barry?” “You are.”
  • “Please don’t kill him! My beautiful baby boy!”
  • “Did you recently grow a set of balls?” “I’ve always had balls, you’ve just never seen them.” “That is about the gayest thing I’ve ever heard.”
  • “I’m not a pedophile.” “Yeah? You’d screw your own sister for a slice of cheese.” “I don’t even like cheese.” “That makes it even worse, you sick bastard.”
  • “I’ll come with you. You know, if you want someone to come with you, I’ll come.”
  • “All the names you’ve called me.” “What names?” “Weird kid, panty sniffer, virgin, freak, twat, pervert, pedophile, melon fucker! … I just want to be your friend.” “Sure, man.