Supernatural: Two brothers start hunting the occult end up in a soap opera that never ends
The 100: Showing that teenage girls make for far better rulers then old white men
Orphan Black: A precious little hobbit finds out she has sisters in the most unusual of ways. Also French bisexual puppy
Agent Carter: is perfection. Is everything
Legend of Korra: The Anthropomorphic personification of an uber powerful god like creature is going through her teenager years and doing all the usual things. Stopping communist, starting civil wars, bringing down tyrants and falling for a girl
Arrow: Up to season 3 a fun modern super hero show with a lovely core family. From season 3 aka the post Sara Lance period utter crap that barely keeps it together
Hawaii 5-0: There should be no laws for the police. The only way to get things done is to give them absolute power and let them do whatever they want
Sense8: What will happen if instead of internet friendships we got telepathic friendships.
Legend of the Seeker: Basically Xena although the lesbians are not just implied but shown
The Flash: Precious cinnamon roll gets superpowers ends up doing well until the end when he screws up enormously
Faking it: Ever tried to help your best friend with something only to end falling in love with her,realizing you are a lesbian and embarking on a complicated and ridiculously weird journey
Dead Like Me: bored sarcastic aimless teenager is killed by a falling space station. Becomes a grim reaper. Is still a bored sarcastic aimless teenager but slightly more angry
Person of Interest: Ok here is the plan. We pretend that this show is your usual procedural with a slight twist and then we lay down for a while till the network doesn;t suspect anything and bham. Social issues, well developed female characters, anti goverment messages, discussing humanity and so much more
Once Upon a Time: What happens if you combines amazingly rich and iconic characters with incredibly talented and charming actors and with horrible writers
Carmilla: Tiny curious gay hobbit falls for an useless broody lesbian vampire
Community: An accurate representation of college
IZombie: A sarcastic tiny zombie solves crimes by eating the brains of murder victims and absorbing their memories and personalities. Also has shirtless Arthur. if you have loved Veronica Mars you will adore this
Leverage: Hardened criminals look at how fucked up our society is and go “ Holy shit come on’ and start fighting for the people by taking down corporations and other assholes
LostGirl: It’s like Buffy but the main characters uses her vagina significantly more. Especially on women
Fringe: Say why not break the universe and watch as things get really weird? Also there is a cow as a supporting character
Sherlock: An anti social …sociopath whom everybody tolerates for no obvious reason gets a grumpy doctor to obsess over him. He solves cases that are so badly written that you cringe when you say them outloud. Is a crappy show but the actors are so charming and talented that you can’t help but watch it
Orange is the New Black: Tumblr chick goes to prison remembers how much she loves girls, realizes that she is engaged to a pie fucker
Teen Wolf: ridiculously buff boys in their mid twenties play teeangers who are constantly shirtless due to being werewolves. Women tend to get screwed over a lot. Guilty pleasure for a lot of people
Rizzoli & Isles: Come for the cool female friends who solve crime together stay for your lesbian headcannon
Penny Dreadful: You know how sometimes you imagine crazy things like Frankenstein and an American Werewolf getting together and hunting down Dracula with the girl who is being stalked by Satan? Yeah…you should watch this show. It has Eva Greeen and Billie Piper
Game of Thrones: Blood and Boobs. Also ice zombie(so far we haven’t seen female ice zombie boobs but it’s just a matter of time)
Merlin: A world in which emotional readiness of Arthur is more
important then continued genocide and the destruction of a poor precious
woman who only wanted the good of everybody. Yes I am still bitter
Vampire Diaries/ Originals: Here we have some incredibly toxic people and relationships. Worship them
Haven:X-Files the small town version
Happy Endings: It’s like Friends if black and gay people existed there. And if Friends had much better writers
Outlander: A woman from the 20th century travels back in time to the year 1743. Can’t stop herself from constantly telling people to fuck off
Elementary: An accomplished woman helps a broken detective gets his life together and shuts the shit out of him down when he is rude. She finds detective work fun and becomes a detective herself. Natalie Dormer appears halfway through the show and fucks you up with her perfection
Misfits: What will happen if you get superpowers
Being Human: A werwolf, a vamire and a ghost decide to become roomates. Yes it’s exactly as hilariously awesome as you think P.S : You will end up crying a lot
Powers: The first realistic representation of what the world will be like if things like Superheroes and Super villains have existed for decades
Doctor Who: Starts out with a sad ancient alien teaching his humans companions that everyone is special and everything matters . Halfway through it suddenly changes to pointless stunts that make no sense but look pretty
-very dark skinned black girl as a badass asskicking protagonist (Raquel!!)
-often called cute by everybody
-the other protagonist is also a girl and has a good character development and loves her bff so much it makes me cry
-It’s basically supernatural but poc have a personality and live for more than 1 episode and there are lots of girls
-In particular there’s one poc who never seems to die. Like, never (wink wink for who saw it) (ALSO SHE’S CLEOPATRA IN DOCTOR WHO)
-nice friendships between girls, no toxic fights and shit.
-EVERY SINGLE CHARACTER IS SO BADASS GOD I WISH I WAS HALF THAT COOL.
And not so good things:
-Main one and most painful cause it could be the perfect show: gays as the butt of way too many jokes. Really, it was so annoying, and… not funny at all??? Then why??? Ok I got it, y’all are straight, even when (spoiler alert) the 2 damn protagonists kiss. Okay, it’s straight. No need to clarify it with jokes against gay people don’t you think??
-”Oh she’s a girl? and he’s a boy!! immediate romantic attraction obviously!! And noow date.” I mean most of the relationships end up kinda fucked up in some way but still.
-In the first episode at some point I think Raquel gets sterotyped as a black angry woman? But I don’t understand why, cause that’s kinda the only time it happens. I mean, it happens another time but she says that it’s the quickest way to get rid of nosy people. Except for that she’s a complete character of her own with a great character development and great profoundity.
Conflicted about it cause it’s still a white man writing girls and black girls and making jokes about gay people and I’m afraid he fucked up even more than what I spotted but I liked it so much other than for the fuck ups I listed!!! So I’m trying to be the most critic I can about it, but like with Hamilton it kinda hurts because to me it’s so good and new in so many ways and I hate that it can’t be perfect for everybody and it has to be called out and idk. I had to let it all out somewhere, and Tumblr is my ventpit.
ARIES: Misfits TAURUS: How I Met Your Mother
GEMINI: Sherlock CANCER: Pretty Little Liars LEO: Orphan Black VIRGO: Breaking Bad LIBRA: Game Of Thrones SCORPIO: Teen Wolf SAGITTARIUS: Orange Is The New Black CAPRICORN: Scrubs AQUARIUS: My Mad Fat Diary PISCES: Skins