misery is my name

LETS PRETEND WE'RE NUMB

As a fair warning to everyone listening to this song
I advise you to not hide your feelings
Don’t pretend to be okay when you’re not okay
Don’t pretend to be happy when you’re sad
It’ll only lead to your misery

Dont you fucking hate it when you hear my name?
I feel the same and when you hear this you gon feel the pain
And all these niggas that you fuckin with get away
But girl I know you think about it almost everyday
And I’ll be honest I be jealous of these niggas, true
How you feelin with these niggas that you talk to?
Captivated by your mind and your walk too
Can’t replace you with these bitches that I talk to
They say “lust is love” we had trust, what’s good?
I should’ve held you close
Should’ve kept you warm
And when the rain is fallin, wonder who you call
Dont pray to god, you rather drive your car
Dont talk
Pretend it don’t hurt
Repent, I won’t stomp, my feet in a rage
My nigga I’m no chump
This issue is I crave you, hate you
You think I rip the wings off of my fuckin angel
It don’t hurt, damn

I’ll forever be the, i’ll forever be the elephant in the room
I’ll always love you, i’m sorry

As a fair warning to everyone listening to this song
I advise you to not hide your feelings
Don’t pretend to be okay when you’re not okay
Don’t pretend to be happy when you’re sad
It’ll only lead to your misery

Don’t you fucking hate it when you hear my name?
I feel the same and when you hear this you gon’ feel the pain
And all these niggas that you fuckin with to get away
But girl I know you think about it almost everyday
And I’ll be honest I be jealous of these niggas, true
How you feelin with these niggas that you talk to?
Captivated by your mind and your walk too
Can’t replace you with these bitches that I talk to
They say “lust is love” we had trust, what’s good?
I should’ve held you close
Should’ve kept you warm
And when the rain is fallin’, wonder who you call
Don’t pray to god, you rather drive your car
Don’t talk
Pretend it don’t hurt
Repent, I won’t stomp, my feet in a rage
My nigga I’m no chump
This issue when I crave you, hate you
You think I’d rip the wings off of my fuckin angel
It don’t hurt, damn

[it’ll be alright soon]
I’ll forever be the, I’ll forever be the elephant in the room
I’ll always love you, i’m sorry
—  LET’S PRETEND WE’RE NUMB by XXXTENTACION

strange magic sentence starters 

– “ So that’s how you react to a near death experience? “
– “ Well, so much for being king. ” 
– “ You’re saying I need a love potion? ”
– “ I wish there was some way to make her love me again! ”
– “  He loves the crown. And his hair. And not in that order. ”
– “  You’ll be a stronger ruler with a king at your side. ”
– “  I promise, if I meet a guy out there who takes my hand, and looks me in the eyes, and I don’t wanna hit him, I’ll consider it.” 
– “  I’m not in a “ha-ha” frame of mind. I’m in an “ah!” frame of mind. ”
– “ If you don’t keep your mouth shut, I’m gonna rip your wings off, my pretty little fairy princess.”
– “  Oh, no. What did she fall in love with? ”
– “  Oh, no! Not another princess! Well, at least you don’t sing… ”
– “  I wanted a wedding. Now I’m getting’ a funeral! ”
– “  Sugar pie, honey bunch! You know that I love you… ”
– “ You’re going like that? Good luck being asked to dance. ”
– “  I think I love you. “
– “  My middle name is misery. ”
– “ My hair is doing that thing we both love. “
– ”  What doesn’t kill you makes you stronger. ”

m!as that seem good at this time...
  • ~Four m!a lists taken from various m!a lists, all are not created by the mun, all duplicates are not on the list~
  • !One!
  • Hear No Evil: Muse is deaf. (Anon states how long)
  • See No Evil: Muse is blind. (Anon states how long)
  • Speak No Evil: Muse is mute. (Anon states how long)
  • Ghost: Muse is found 'dead' and they must watch their loved ones mourn. Lasts for (anon decides) until muse comes back.
  • Remember: Muse will suffer Memory Loss for 2 Days
  • Switch: Muse has to switch gender for (Anon decides how long)
  • Hallucination: Muse sees things for (Anon decides)
  • !Two!
  • SCP-006 — Fountain of Youth: Muse becomes a child.
  • SCP-070 — Iron Wings: Muse has the ability to fly for short periods of time
  • SCP-077 — Rot Skull: Muse becomes ill! (Anon specifies out of these symptoms: nausea, cramps, headache, dizziness, incontinence, fever, skin rashes, or nosebleeds)
  • !Three!
  • Cardiac: Your character starts showing the signs of a heart attack.
  • Shrapnel: Your character has been shot in the (anon specified). (Someone can come forward as the shooter, otherwise attack is case of mistaken identity.)
  • Bitten: Your character has been bitten by an animal.
  • Snap: Your character has broken their limb. (Anon specify limb broken.)
  • Flesh Wound: Your character is bleeding from the (anon specified).
  • Scrambled: Your character has a bit of head trauma and is confused.
  • Fever: Your character is suffering from a high fever.
  • Scars: Any old scars your character has have started to burn.
  • Chill: Icy to the touch, your character cannot seem to get warm.
  • Wheeze: Your character gradually feels unable to breathe.
  • !Four!
  • Gift: What's this! Muse found something strange on their doorstep and must keep it with them for at least six hours. Anon decides what it is they find.
  • Wings: You can fly! Muse sprouts wings for up to a maximum of two weeks. Anon gets to choose how big they are( chicken wings anyone?)
  • Glass: I knew those mime classes would pay off someday! Muse is stuck in an invisible 'glass box' for any duration the anon chooses.
  • Chaos: It's a mad house! A mad house I say! Muse's personality gets flipped backwards for three days. The timid turn mighty, the charismatic turn into downers, and straight characters get to kiss a girl/boy and like it.
  • Sin: Put this and one of the seven sins in muse's ask box, and they'll be consumed by it for five days. Gluttony, lust, pride, envy, greed, sloth, and wrath. Pick your poison~
  • Mirror: Muse turns into a narcissist for 24 hours. If they see another muse of the same character they have to flirt with them at least once.
  • Skin: Take it off! Muse's clothes have gone missing for any duration of the anon's choosing up to one week!
  • Child: Do you know where my Mommy is? Muse turns into a toddler for a week.
  • Lie: Oh no, Pinocchio! Muse can't lie for however long anon decides.
  • Master: Muse must be submissive and give into any demands they're given for 5 hours. I'll do anything to please you...Master.
  • Mask: Costume party? Muse is stuck wearing a costume of the anons choice for a up to a week.
  • Secret: Muse cannot speak the truth for 24 hours, thinking they'll let slip an important secret! Hide the documents!
  • Cold: I'm covered in purple spots! Muse is sick for the next week. Anon decides how severe the illness is and what symptoms.
  • Twisted: Muse is turned into an evil version of themselves, or if bad, they turn good. Through the looking glass.
  • Fall: Oh no, a cliff hanger! Muse if trapped on the side of a cliff or somewhere high up with no way of escaping. Lasts for 3 days.
  • Pale: Muse becomes a vampire (and not the sparkly variety) for 3 days. Anon gets to decide if they are the regular blood sucking variety, or if they crave something different. Well this sucks.
  • Joy: I have cancer?Hurray! Muse is extremely peppy/hyperactive and reacts to everything in an inappropriately happy way.
  • Pain: Muse is in an extremely large amount of pain for no apparent or fixable reason. Put me out of my misery.
  • Fear: Anon gets to name something, and muse will have an extremely debilitating phobia of it for one week. Bonus points if it's something ridiculous.

anonymous asked:

This fandom definitely influenced me. I was enjoying a Kiss concert with my Dad on TV today and I was constantly imagining Megamind in those outfits. That’s absolutely something he would wear. So you can go crazy with his outfits on the Rock star AU. Also, did you came up with the AU, because the creators designed him after Alice Cooper and thought: “If villains were Rock stars…” ?

!!! HE SO TOTALLY WOULD WEAR THOSE OUTFITS!! 

I actually didn’t know he was designed after Alice Cooper until I’d already, re-watching the movie, had the thought “His aesthetic is very 80s rock star, isn’t it?”

And then I found out about the Alice Cooper thing and was pleased! :D

It’s not just the clothes, it’s also the whole presentation thing–the smoke and lights and the entrance music…

And it’s…Megamind’s whole “I’m bad, I’m so bad, the baddest boy of them all, I’m so dangerous, so evil–”

Classic rock is all about that. 

(–bad to the bone; I’m evil, my middle name is misery; I’m a bad boy for breaking her heart; I’m wanted dead or alive; I’m dirty, mean and mighty unclean, I’m a wanted man, public enemy number one; bad company ‘till the day I die; don’t give a damn about my bad reputation; sympathy for the devil–)

ANYWAY

There was also a post going around a while back about how a lot of people headcanon Megamind as very musically gifted, and I thought–

In a universe where Wayne never became Metro Man, Megamind wouldn’t need to be a supervillain

But Megamind clearly loves performing, loves the spectacle of the lights and the smoke and the screaming guitars in the background. Music, specifically, is very important to him; he plans his entrances around it.

The part at the beginning of the movie where his face comes up on the giant screens, and the part on the courthouse steps, and the megamind head made out of brainbots all look like something from an AC/DC concert I went to.

(and Megamind and Metro Man’s rivalry would be nicely echoed in the musical rivalry of Megamind and Music Man!)

Hey guys!

I’’m in a bit of a rough spot right now so I’m opening a small vid commission. If you always wanted to see a video for a certain fandom with a certain song - here’s your chance to get it and in the process you will help me out immensely.

I’m charging ~ 20$ for every 30 seconds of a video. The price is negotiable, depending on what kind of video/fandom you want (e.g.a Supernatural video would cost more than a video for a movie, because I would have to go through 11 seasons of footage rather than just a two hour movie, you get the idea). That way a 2:30 video (a full length trailer) would cost approximately 100$ and a full length song around 140-160$

So far I’ve made videos for Supernatural, Captain America/Marvel, Sherlock BBC, Doctor Who, Merlin, Elementary, White Collar, Daredevil, other tv shows and a bunch of different movies. I’m willing to try a lot of new things, though it might take me some time to watch a tv show/movie if I’m not familiar with it. I’ve made general videos, character studies, trailers for fics (fun times!), a couple of crack videos (though let’s face it: blood and tears and general misery is my jam), promo videos, you name it.

Paying is via paypal only.

If you have any questions please contact me here on tumblr, on youtube or via e-mail: loki-toki at hotmail dot com

I will love you forever for reblogging this ♥

Thank you in advance!

xoxo

Intuitive

Originally posted by oh-prankster

**credit to original owner of gif  ヽ(^◇^*)/

pairing: xiumin x reader

word count: 1.6k
request: can you do a guardian angel xuimin scenario where he falls in love with you please? thanks!
a/n: writing about my bias is so fun man… I should do it more  I know it’s a bit short but I didn’t wanna drag on ++ he doesn’t go out like bro I’m an angel it’s just small hints :)))

Do you ever get that feeling that someone is watching you over your shoulder? Not as in, reading your texts or creeping on your books that you read, but watching you. Looking out for you and caring for you in a way that isn’t defensive, but instead more protective.

When you wake up in the middle of the night after having a bad dream or one of those god-awful feelings that someone’s watching you from the dark spot in the corner of your room, do you begin to feel comforted by the cool breeze around you? Even though nothing is there, something is there behind the lack of experiences you get from your senses.

Do you ever get those feelings that tell you not to do something or not to go somewhere, and then those feelings end up saving your life? They’re strange. The strangest of them all, really. Because there’s no explanation to why you didn’t want to go into that corner shop you go to every morning on that particular day when a man went inside with that gun. Final Destination-esque? No, you didn’t have a premonition.

But there’s nothing else in this world other than us, you finished your text, so I must be following my intuition quite well.

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“What is your name?“ she asked.
"Names are like clothes, lady. I have many.”
“And which one do you wear tonight?”
The god smiled. She could see he liked her words. He pulled her to him, pressed his wolf lips to hers and said, “My name is Misery, and would you know yet more?”
“Yes,” said the girl, breathing in his scent, the scent of something beautiful, strange and burned. “I would know more.”
He flicked at her lips with his tongue and whispered, “So is yours.”
— 

M.D. Lachlan, Wolfsangel

@xdarkwood

Am-hhhral-ih-may

As requested by Anonymous.

Based on this imagine found at @imaginexhobbit

Kili x Reader

Warnings: Game playing and a bunch of Dwarven buttheads.

Word count: 1,937



Chances are, had you known what he was saying to you, you would have come up with a fitting retort in a blink, but as it was, there was no way in creation that you could divine the meaning of word he used when referring to you. For weeks now, he has been calling you… well… you aren’t particularly sure, but you know it can’t be good if any combination of the Company chuckles every time he uses the word.

“But what does that mean?” you had implored of Fili not two days ago when you finally caved to the burning curiosity within you.

“What does what mean?” he had asked, though you were certain he had heard you perfectly.

“Am-hhhral-ih-may.”

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anonymous asked:

"I HEARD THERE IS A GRIM REAPER HERE WHERE CAN I TALK TO HIM?!?!?!?!" (@disaster-of-a-succubus)

MR. MISERY: my name, young lady… is mr. misery. not, ““““grim reaper”““““

((by the way i redesigned him))

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*at the Curtis household*

(Y/N): Hey Darry?

Darry: Yeah?

(Y/N): Would you mind it if I put on a record?

Darry: (Y/N), I don’t care what you do.

(Y/N): Thanks!

While sitting on the floor beside the record player, you begin searching through the records Darry has.

Dally: Say hot stuff, whatcha gonna play?

(Y/N): I don’t k- whoa Darry! You have an Elvis Presley record?! Since when! you leap to your feet with the record in your hands

Ponyboy: Actually, it’s mine. Sodapop got it for me for my birthday.

Sodapop: He’s played that thing so many times, it’s bound break if you take it out of its holder; well actually, it’s usually Two-Bit who plays that thing nonstop.

Johnny: Every single time we’re here, he plays that same fucking record…

(Y/N): I don’t care, I’m putting it on.

You put on the record and it starts to play Elvis Presley’s song Trouble. You start to dance like a fool when you hear a voice louder than the music start to sing to the song. The voice gets closer with every line.

Two-Bit: “My Daddy was a green-eyed mountain jack! Because I’m evil, my middle name is misery. Well I’m evil, so don’t you mess around with me!

(Y/N): Two-Bit?! Is that you?

Two-Bit: Nah baby, it’s the king!

You whirl around to see that you are now face to face with Two-Bit. He grabs your hand and you two start to dance.

Steve: Well look what we have here… Elvis and his new Priscilla…

(Y/N): as you and Two-Bit are dancing… hey, you can shut your trap Randle because you’re just jealous.

Steve: Jealous?! Are you out of your mind? I’m not jealous!

(Y/N): Well, I can make ya jealous…

Steve: Oh yeah? How?

(Y/N): Like this…

You cup Two-Bit’s face in your hands and give him a long passionate kiss on his face which causes him to stop singing and kiss you back. You get into it and fall onto the couch where Ponyboy and Johnny beat it out of there.

Johnny: Now that’s just gross…

Darry: Get a room. I don’t care where you do it, just not on my couch!

You quit sucking each others faces off and continue to dance to Elvis all throughout the Curtis household while the other boys laughed and watched in amusement.

Two-Bit: I never knew you like The King…

(Y/N): I never knew you could kiss or sing like that.

Two-Bit: Well… ya wanna know another thing I like besides Elvis?

(Y/N): What?

Two-Bit: You.

(Y/N): Hmmm… I don’t know if I feel the same way.

Two-Bit: What?!

(Y/N): I don’t just like you Two-Bit, I love you.

Two-Bit: Ya know what? You’re right. You see… I don’t really know my adjective’s and verbs and all that fun stuff very well and the only good sentence I properly know how to say without any grammar mistakes is…

He twirls you around and dips you closely to the ground. He looks you straight in you (Y/E/C) and says to you with a slight grin.

Two-Bit: Will you be my girl?

(Y/N): Absolutely…

Boys Will Be Boys
Ezio Auditore; Vieri de' Pazzi
Boys Will Be Boys

Ezio: Insieme per la vittoria! (We stand together!)

Insieme! (Together!)

Ezio: Silenzio (Silence), my friends. Silenzio! (Silence!)

Grazie.(Thank you.)

Do you know what brings us here tonight? HONOR! Vieri de’ Pazzi slanders my family’s name and forces his own miseries upon us. If w–

Vieri: Enough of your nonsense, grullo! (idiot!)

Ezio: Buona sera, Vieri! We were just talking about you. I’m surprised to see you here. I thought the Pazzi hired others to do their dirty work.

Vieri: It’s your family that cries for guards when there’s trouble, codardo! (coward!) Afraid to handle things yourself?

Ezio: Your sister seemed quite satisfied with the ‘handling’ I gave her earlier.

Vieri: Uccidetelo! (Kill him!)

Assassin’s Creed II was released 5 years ago today.

Catching Up

This ficlet is part of the Jamie Through the Stones AU which starts with Third Time’s the Charm.

This ficlet is a direct continuation from Acquaintances Renewed

My Fanfiction Master List

Available on AO3 as Written in the Stones

This Outlander canon divergence AU ficlet alludes to information/events that appear in Voyager.

Let me know what you think.

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Strange Magic sentence starters
  • "Sugar Pie Honey Bunch!"
  • "Uhhhh, are you a girl?"
  • “Uh, you’re going like that? Good luck being asked to dance.”
  • "What you're feeling is the potion you know..."
  • "I think I love you"
  • "Try to think of this as an adventure"
  • "My middle name is misery"
  • "I hate it more"
  • "What doesn't kill you makes you stronger"
  • "I hope you've got a strong stomach"
  • "I was expecting....more"
  • "You wanted adventure, and now you got it"
  • "That is the UGLIEST creature I have ever seen"
  • "My hairs doing that thing we both love"
  • "I wanted a wedding. Now I'm getting' a funeral!"
  • "I could sing FOREVERRRRR"
  • "The moonlight is...perfect right now"
  • “Beauty is in the eye of the beholder.”
  • "There can be unforeseen consequences"
  • "Don't you have a comb?"
  • "What?"
  • "Bring me the prisoner"
  • "BYYYEEEEEEE!!!"
Strange Magic Fanfic - “In An Awful Fix”, Chapter One

“Once you get it/You’re in an awful fix/‘Cause after you’ve had it/Ya never wanna quit…”

Marianne and Bog can’t help themselves. Both of their Kingdoms pay.


Part 12  for my Strange Hearts & Wild Things timeline! 

For the sake of clarification, I was very very very hesitant to give this fanfic the title I wanted, due to it being so similar to @rosewaterwitch‘s incomparable “An Awful Fix.” 

But then the lovely lady contacted me and told me it was okay if I used such a title, so I was able to breath a bit easier. Though I still stand by the fact that this fanfic could have easily been called “Bog And Marianne Finally Did The Deed And Now They Can’t Stop Going At It And Everyone Is Paying The Price.” 

Those lusty nerds. 

THOUGH THERE IS NO EXPLICIT SCENES OF SEXUAL CONTENT HERE, THERE IS STILL IMPLIED SMUT. I WILL STILL WARN YOU IF FUTURE CHAPTERS CONTAIN EXPLICIT SEXUAL CONTENT. 


Chapter One: The Goblins

It wasn’t fear that made Stuff and Thang’s eyes watch their King with such wariness. There was no need to cower or flinch at any snarls or icy glowers, duck back from any looming threats or claws clenched in dangerous frustration.

But…that was just it. Stuff furrowed her brow, and Thang squinted in bewilderment. Their King was…content

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Bog Sees Marianne Without Makeup On

AKA Bog’s first reaction at Marianne without her makeup on. 

AKA Why is it she who must suffer his past choices

Because I don’t think he think’s she’s ugly. Nor do I think he has a preference. I just think he’s going to be startled that THAT STUFF WASN’T YOUR FACE. WHERE DID YOUR FACE GO. I WILL TREAT IT. HERE. HAVE ANTIBIOTICS.

Marianne: Bog… no- no Bog sweetie I’m fine I just-FJDKAKDA [washcloth slaps her face]

Bog: DON’T WORRY MARIANNE I WILL SAVE YOU [scrub scrub scrub]

Marianne: OH MY GOD BOG STOP IT.

Bog: I WILL SAVE YOU MARIANNE. I WILL GO GET YOUR SKIN.

Marianne: I chose you…. I chose you.

Bog: [striking heroic pose] I WILL SAVE YOUR FACE. I WILL RUN TO THE ENDS OF THE DARK FOREST TO FIND THAT PURPLE SKIN THAT’S OVER YOUR EYES. AND THAT STUFF THAT TATES GOOD ON YOUR LIPS. [stalls] OH NO MARIANNE. I NEVER MEANT THAT. I WOULD NEVER EAT YOUR LIPS LIKE THAT MARIANNE. OH GOD MARIANNE. I CAN NEVER KISS YOU AGAIN.

Marianne: Look at my life… look at my choices…

Bog: WHAT HAS THIS WORLD COME TO. I CAN NO LONGER KISS MY LOVE BECAUSE YOUR LIPS TASTE OF WATERFALLS AND SUNSHINE! TIS MY FAULT THEY’VE GONE, MARIANNE. I AM THE REASON YOUR LIPS FELL OFF! I AM THE REASON YOUR MOUTH IS NO LONGER ON YOUR FACE. I AM TO BLAAAAAAME!

Marianne: Yeah. Okay. Sure.

Bog: WHAT IS LIFE. WHAT IS IT. 

Marianne: Okay, I think it’s time for bed now.

Bog: … [sniffle] I am the reason your face ran away.

Marianne: Okay… bed time, big boy. 

Bog: [patting her face] Does it hurt when I do this? Have I harmed you?

Marianne: No. It’s just mildly irritating. So stop. [pushes him into bed] And when you wake up my face will be back. Because it didn’t go anywhere.

Bog: [curls up in bed miserable] It ran away because of my face.

Marianne: No it ran away because you’re an idiot.

Bog: ….

Marianne: ….

Bog: [gets out of bed to hug her] …. so…. it was because of me! :’(

Marianne: I swear to god I’m giving you a make up lesson tomorrow. After I look at my life choices. 

Bog: MY MIDDLE NAME IS MISERY!!!! D’:

Marianne: This is the man I’ve chosen to love. 

Bog: [dropping to his knees, fists raised to the heavens] OH GODS WHYYYYYYYYYYYY. WHY IS IT YOU THAT HAS TO SUFFEEEEEERRRR!?!?!?

Marianne: I’m going to go now. Bye.