GRANTAIRE: Investigate ==>
Everyone’s been going on and on about these so-called HUMANS that you don’t give a shit about. Still, you can’t help but be curious, and you aren’t exactly on a tight schedule these days, so why not investigate?
You pick a human at random - everyone seems to be picking one. It’s like they’re playing lusii with tiny barely-hatched grubs. This ENJOLRAS one seems as good as any…
Oh sweet incestuous slurry what do you do now.