misc: films


“Been around the world twice, talked to everyone once. Seen two whales fuck, been to three world fairs. I even know a man in Thailand with a wooden cock. I’ve pushed more peter, more sweeter, and more completer than any other peter pusher around. I’m a hard-bodied, hairy-chested, rootin’, tootin’, shootin’, parachutin’, demolition double cap crimpin’ Frogman. There ain’t nothing I can’t do. No sky too high, no sea too rough, no muff too tough. Learned a lot of lessons in my life. Never shoot a large caliber man with a small caliber bullet. Drove all kinds of trucks. Two by’s, four by’s, six by’s. Those big motherfuckers that bend and go TSH TSH when you step on the brakes. Anything in life worth doing is worth overdoing. Moderation is for cowards. I’m a lover. I’m a fighter. I’m a UDT Navy Seal diver. I’ll wine, dine, intertwine, and then sneak out the back door when the refueling is done. If you’re feeling froggy, then you better jump, because this Frogman’s been there, done that, and is going back for more. Cheers boys.”


Because I can’t sleep,

My 25 Favorite Films (2010-2013):

25. Bullhead (2011)

24. Another Earth (2011)

23. Amour (2012)

22. Fruitvale Station (2013)

21. We Need to Talk About Kevin (2011)

20. I’m Still Here (2010)

19. The Place Beyond the Pines (2013)

18. Take Shelter (2011)

17. Blue Valentine (2010)

16. Drive (2011)

15. Upstream Color (2013)

14. Short Term 12 (2013)

13. Tyrannosaur (2011)

12. Gravity (2013)

11. All is Lost (2013)

10. Rust and Bone (2012)

9. Before Midnight (2013)

8. Disconnect (2012)

7. The Hunt (2012)

6. Shame (2011)

5. 12 Years a Slave (2013)

4. Blue is the Warmest Color (2013)

3. The Tree of Life (2011)

2. Spring Breakers (2013)

1. Beasts of the Southern Wild (2012)