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The awful think about living right next to the parking garage is...

HEAR EVERY FUCKING ALARM EACH INDIVIDUAL CAR HAS TO OFFER. LIKE FUCK HOW SENSITIVE IS YOUR CAR? IS IT A BABY I DON’T FUCKING THINK SO. IT’S MADE OF PIECES OF METAL AND PLASTIC WITH A BUNCH OF WIRES. GOD FUCKING DAMMIT WHY.

Please don’t “feel sorry” for asexuals

Just because sex is a big part of your life doesn’t mean it’s like that for everyone.

Some asexuals have sex and like it and continue to have sex. And that’s their choice.

Some asexuals have had sex and didn’t like it so they don’t have it anymore. And that’s their choice.

Some asexuals have never had sex because they have no interest or desire for it. And that’s their choice.

Asexuality may not be a choice, but an asexual’s decision to have sex is. We don’t need your pity because our opinion on sex is different from yours.

Babybats AU headcanon

But what if when Ricky is in school, he gets picked on a lot at first because he’s this brand new really scappy little kid with braces and always wears this weird helmet that no one at school appreciates the beauty of, so he’s kinda miserable about it. But being the overprotective mother figure that Jimmy is, he picks up on Ricky’s feelings and starts to get an idea of whats wrong. So one day he goes to talk to the Commander about it, and the Commander is all like “What!? These people are picking on our Ricky! We have to beat them up, show them whose boss!” but Jimmy is all like “No, Commander, that won’t solve anything. I have a better idea.”

So the next day school is getting out and Ricky is walking out of the building to wait for Jimmy to pick him up as normal, and these kids are laughing at him and stuff when all of a sudden the Battletram roars down the street in full battle mode and stops in front of the school. All the kids are like “Whoa cool!” because it’s a super awesome crime fighting vehicle so hell yeah it’s cool even the bullies are impressed with it when all of a sudden Jimmy, the Commander, and Crash all jump out, in battle mode themselves and all the kids are even more impressed. And then the Commander is like “Ricky come! We have to save the world and we need your help!” And Ricky’s frown slowly turns into the grin that all the Aquabats are used to seeing and he’s like “I’m ready to help!” and runs into the tram and they all drive off and after that everyone at school thinks Ricky is like the coolest thing since sliced bread and he loves school now.