A so-called angel said in a statement, โ€œI have donated a coffee table made of human bones to charity, and will use the money I save on taxes to invest in the Desert Flower Bowling Alley and Arcade Fun Complex because angels, if we were real, would certainly love to bowl. Or whatever,โ€ the creature added.

Welcome to Night Vale

Episode 52 - The Retirement of Pamela Winchell

Bones sun/moon/rising edition
  • Bones:Aquarius sun, Virgo moon, Capricorn rising
  • Booth:Aries sun, Aquarius moon, Taurus rising
  • Hodgins:Pisces sun, Aquarius moon, Sagittarius rising
  • Angela:Libra sun, Gemini moon, Scorpio rising
  • Sweets:Cancer sun, Virgo moon, Pisces rising
  • Zack:Virgo sun, Cancer moon, Capricorn rising
  • Camille:Virgo sun, Scorpio moon, Aquarius rising
  • Caroline:Scorpio sun, Sagittarius moon, Aries rising
  • Daisy:Sagittarius sun, Pisces moon, Virgo rising
  • Daniel:Leo sun, Capricorn moon, Gemini rising
  • Wendell:Taurus sun, Pisces moon, Capricorn rising
  • Clark:Capricorn sun, Libra moon, Cancer rising
  • James:Gemini sun, Taurus moon, Pisces rising
  • Arastoo:Scorpio sun, Aries moon, Libra rising
  • Credits:lizardastrology, crusxades, cutestrology

That first winter, when it was time for her friends to leave, the girl ventured out into the snow to say goodbye, and the stunning raven-haired Squaller handed her another gift.
“A blue kefta,” said the math teacher, shaking her head. “What would she do witht that?”
“Maybe she knew a Grisha who died,” replied the cook, taking note of the tears that filled the girl’s eyes. They did not see the note that read, You will always be one of us.