Maniac and Mirage (Shipname Mage, both characters belongs to me)

“First meeting”

*It’s 1 AM on a friday the 13th*

Maniac: *Sitting on a skycraper, resting his blade on his shoulder and looks around*…..So boring…..? *Looks down*
Mirage: *Running away in a direction, clothes are dirty and ripped*
Stranger: *Running after him* GIVE IT BACK YOU THIEF!!!! *Jumps on him*
Mirage: !!! *Falls on the ground with him and gasps*
Maniac: ……*Watching close and crouches down, summon his wings*…..*waiting*
Stranger: *Kicks his face* Damn thief!!!
Mirage: !!! *Curls up and holds his face* I-I’m just hungry
Stranger: *Takes out a gun and holds it against Mirage’s head* Hungry in my ass!!!
Maniac: *Jumps from the skycraper and shoots down like a rocket*
Stranger: ? *Looks up*
Maniac: *Grabs the head from the Stranger in the same time and smaches it to the ground, there isn’t a head anymore*
Mirage: !!! *Eyes widen and freezes*
Maniac: *Slashes open a portal with his blade and throws the dead body in it, it closed and he looks down at Mirage*
Mirage: *Eyes him and passes out from fear*
Maniac: ……*Makes his blade dissapear and picks him up, walking away with him*


*At a hidden house, surrounded from a shield*

Mirage: ……*Open his eyes slowly and holds his skull*…..My head…..*looking around slowly* ?! *Looks at himself, his wounds are bandaged and he have some new clothes* !!! *Looking around even more and tries to get up* !! *Falls back on the bed*
Maniac: ? *Hears it and walks in the room* Ouw, you are awake
Mirage: *Looks at him and freezes*
Maniac: *Walks over to him*
Mirage: !! DON’T COME TO ME!!!
Maniac: Don’t be so loud, and rest *makes him lay down*
Mirage: !!! *Kicks him hard in the face*
Maniac: ……*Slightly bleeding on his lips and wipes it away* Wow, not bad~ *grbas his arm and twisted it*
Mirage: !! *Hisses and looks at him*
Maniac: I….told……….lay…..down *let go of him and makes him lay down* I cooked something for you *Sets it on the lap from Mirage and leaves the room, the door stays open*
Mirage: ?! *Looks at the food*….W-What?

“Was this a good choice?”

Mirage: ……*Tastes the food* ! *Eating it all in a flash* not bad……..but……*gets up and hides the plate behind himself, slowly peeks out of the room*
Maniac: *Cleaning the kitchen, waving his tail slightly*
Mirage: …….*Sneaks over to him really silent*
Maniac: ? *Looks at him* You shouldn’t move so much, your wounds are still open
Mirage: *Keeps hiding the plate* W-Where am I?
Maniac: *Turns to him* Come, I bring you back to your room *walks over to him*
Mirage: ! *Smaches the plate at the right moment against the bandaged side from the face from Maniac*
Maniac: ?! *Holds his face and slams against the sink* FUCK!!!
Mirage: *Runs over to the front door and opens it, running outside*
Maniac: *Holding the half from his face and summon his blade* You wanna play?~ let’s play hide and seek then~ you can’t get out of my shield~ *demonic voice and slowly walks out of the house*

“Hide and seek”

Mirage: *Outside and in panic, looking around* !!! A shield?! *hides behind the house*
Maniac: *Walking slowly outside*…..*looking around and smirks* You can’t hide from me kitten~ *slowly walks behind the house*
Mirage: *Covers his mouth and looks around*……*He open his third eye on his forehead and it shines brightly red*
Maniac: *Smirks wider and licks his lips, swings his blade against the head from Mirage*
Mirage: *He starts dissapearing*
Maniac: ?…..A illusion?
Mirage: *He was going back into the house at the time he made the illusion*
Maniac: Hhmmmm, this makes it even more interesting~ I start to enjoy our little game~
Mirage: ! *Runs upstairs and into the attic, closes and locks the door*

“One, two~”

Mirage: *Leans against the door, breathing heavily and holds his arm, blood is dropping down from his arm*
Maniac: *Walks back into the house* ? *Looking at the ground, sees the blood*…..*smirks and follows it slowly*…..One, two, Maniac is comming for you~
Mirage: ! *Hears it and goes away from the door*
Maniac: *Walks upstairs and stops in front of the door* Three, four, he is aside your door~
Mirage: !!! *Falls back and holds his arm, crawls away*
Maniac: *Looks throught the keyhole* Five, six, Your the one he picks~
Mirage: *Totally in panic, his third eye shines brightly*
Maniac: Seven, eight, time to meet your fate~ *Starts to swing his sword and breaks the door*
Mirage: !!!! *Eyes widened and looks at him*
Maniac: *Walks in the room and smirks* Nine, ten, let the fun begin~

“Illusions doesn’t work on me”

Maniac: *Sighs and rests his blade on his shoulder* My face stil burns like hell you know? *Throws his blade at him*
Mirage: !!! *It lands right next to him, it made a tiny cut on his cheek*
Maniac: *Bites on his finger and smirks* I really enjoyed this game~….but now *walks over to him*
Mirage: !!!! *Get’s up and pulls out the blade, points it at Maniac* S-Stay away!!!
Maniac: *Stops and looks at the blade* Tze…..*snaps with his fingers*
Mirage: !!!! *His hands make a hiss sound and he drops the blade, his palms are burned*
Maniac: *Picks up his blade* Was this too hot for you?~ ?
Mirage:  *He made some illusions from himself in the time where he picked up the blade*
Maniac: …..*Chuckles*….Very well *removes the cloth on his face, the eye what was covered is completely cracked and a red flame is burning in it*……*turns and throws his blade*
Mirage: !!!! *Gasps and the blade goes throught his shoulder and pins him to the wall, the illusions dissapear*
Maniac: *Walks slowly over to him* This…..sadly doesn’t work on me….kitten~

“Now it’s time to die….or not?”

Maniac: *Crouches down and looks at him*
Mirage: *Breathing heavily and looks back at him*
Maniac: Now, how you want it?~ Should I *pulls out the blade* stab you~
Mirage: !!!! *Gasps and holds his shoulder*
Maniac: Or suck out your life?~ I’m curios how you taste~ *holds the chin from Mirage*
Mirage: B-Burn in hell
Maniac: Kitten~ I am already in hell~ *grabs him on his throat and pushes him hard to the ground*
Mirage: !!! *Looks up at him*
Maniac: *Places his blade on the chest from Mirage* I choosed your dead~ I will just make it really quick~ *lifts his blade* see ya kitten~ *pulls his blade down*
Mirage: !!! *Closes his eyes*…..? *slowly opens them*
Maniac: … …*He stopped the blade right in front of the chest from Mirage*

“What is this feeling?”

Mirage: ? *What is wrong with him?*
Maniac: ……*Sits down next to Mirage*…..*looks down at him*
Mirage: !!! *Freezes*
Maniac: ……Heh……weird….really weird……*His blade dissapeared and he gets up, covers half from his face with his cloth and picks up Mirage really gently*
Mirage: !! *Bites his lower lips and holds his shoulder*
Maniac: *Calmly walks out of the attic and downstairs*……*what the fuck is this?*
Mirage: ? *Slowly looks at him* *He changed so suddenly*
Maniac: *Walks to the bedroom and lays him down* I’m right back *leaves the room and walks to the bathroom*……*shakes his head and rubs his neck*
Mirage: *Holding his shoulder, totally confused*
Maniac: *Takes a medickit*……*why the heck did I stopped?* *Walking back to Mirage* So….let me see what I did there *Sits down on the bed*
Mirage: *Why is he doing this that suddenly? What is happening?*

“The kiss”

Maniac: *Takes off the top clothes from Mirage and looks at the shoulder*…..I did a good job there~ *starts taking care of it*
Mirage: …..Why….?
Maniac: ……Why what? *Keeps going*
Mirage: ……..Why did you stopped? I mean you wa-
Maniac: I know what I wanted to do and I changed my mind, fin *bandages his shoulder*
Mirage: !……..But……there must be a reason or not?
Maniac: *Growls and takes his hands roughly* There is nothing! *Starts taking care of them*
Mirage: ! *Hisses slightly in pain and looks at him* But I wanna know! Just tell me!!
Maniac: *Bandages his hands and glares at him* Don’t make me do it!! *let go of his hands*
Mirage: JUST FUCKING KILL ME AND FI- !!!! *Eyes widened*
Maniac: *Quickly holds his face and kisses him deeply on his lips*

“A weird and fearful start, to a cute and surprisingly ending”

Maniac: *Slowly pulls away from him and gets up*
Mirage: ……*Blushing hard and feels his lips*
Maniac: *Coughs and picks up the medickit* You should rest now, and tomorrow I will take care of your wounds again *starts walking away* !
Mirage: *Stops him*…..Wait….
Maniac: *Turns and looks at him* Why?
Mirage: …..I….uuhhmm…..this maybe sounds weird….but…..can you sleep here? *Blushes even more*
Maniac: ……*Looks away* If you really want this *he is hiding his blush*
Mirage: *Makes some room for him on the bed* I do wanna….
Maniac: ……*Sets the medickit down and snaps his fingers, he changed into some shorts and a big shirt, laying down next to him*
Mirage: …..*Cuddles up close to him* Also….I still don’t know your name
Maniac: !…..*Slowly wraps his arm around him* Name is Maniac
Mirage: …..*Closes his eyes* Mine is Mirage
Maniac: ….Heh…*covers them in a blanket and closes his eye* Kitten
*And they both fell asleep*

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Warframe but like in high school

Atlas: Senior. Workout buddies with Rhino. Has a rock collection. Surprisingly good at cooking.

Ash: Senior. Bros with Excalibur. Closet weeb. Thinks Banshee is attractive.

Banshee: Junior. Loves listening to dubstep. Headphones never come off…NEVER. Very quiet and shy.

Chroma: Senior. Has a large pet lizard that he feeds live chickens named “Draco”. Plays Dragonborn in Dungeons & Dragons. Has multiple dragon posters.

Excalibur: Senior. Plays Quarterback on the football team. Has high grades. Also closet weeb. Has a crush on Mag.

Ember: Junior. Has a thing for Valkyr. Throws lit firecrackers at people. Smokes weed.

Equinox: Freshmen. Creepy twins. Finish each other’s sentences. One wears black, the other wears white. ALWAYS together.

Frost: Junior. Has a thing for Ember. Is always wearing a hoodie because he’s cold…all the time.

Harrow: Sophomore. Really into occult stuff. Has Demonic pentagrams on his notebooks and lockers. “Do you have time to talk about our Lord and savior, Satan?” is the line he uses to break the ice. Taken a liking to Nekros. History teacher’s favorite. Scares the hell outta Mag. (Poor girl.)

Hydroid: Sophomore. Likes pirates of the Caribbean. Wears a pirate hat everywhere. Perverted. Tells terrible pirate related puns.

Inaros: Sophomore. Has a beetle collection. Timid. When threatened throws pocket sand. Nekros’ younger brother.

Ivara: Freshman. Loves Archery. Reads comics. Green Arrow and Hawkeye are favorite heroes. Pro Hanzo in Overwatch. Always falls asleep in class.

Limbo: Junior. Wears a Tux everywhere. Thinks he’s good with the ladies. Not very good with the ladies. Terrible at Math.

Loki: Sophomore. Ash’s younger brother. Plays pranks with Mirage. Has a criminal record for Vandalism and Public indecency. Also smokes weed.

Lotus: Principal. Knows everything about the students. Chooses to do nothing about it. Inexplicably always drinking coffee. Plays phone games during work hours.

Mag: Freshman. Trusted by Lotus to keep everyone in check. Never acts out. Straight A’s. Makes Nyx jealous because her boobs are bigger. Loves Astrology and Physics. Has science blog. Smallest in school

Mirage: Senior. Teases Loki with “Perverted acts”. Loves playing pranks. Blew up Principal’s bathroom and didn’t get caught. Rarely shows up for class. Likes to dress Mag up in outfits.

Mesa: Junior. Plays Overwatch with Ivara, mains McCree. Loves to tell you what time it is (you know damn well what I mean) Has a bunch of old Cowboy movies. Remembers every scene of Walker Texas Ranger.

Nyx: Senior. Small boobs, big brain. Everyone listens to her, Sorta the disciplinarian.

Nekros: Senior. Always wears all black. Never smiles. Childhood friendswith Saryn. Unaware that almost every girl and Limbo (excluding Nyx, Saryn, Ember, and Mirage) is afraid of him.

Nezha: Sophomore. Only Transgender in school, loves to tell everyone about it. Burned down the gym one time and didn’t get caught. Wrote his name in fire in the school courtyard.

Nidus: Junior. Owns every zombie movie ever. Likes to wear zombie makeup to school. Jumpscares Mag all of the time.

Nova: Freshman. Best at astrophysics…beats Mag actually. Has a weird thing for blowing shit up. Respected by Ember. Tutors Rhino and Valkyr.

Oberon: Junior. President of Nature club. Loves butterflies. Extremely dense but has an A in biology.

Octavia: Junior. Banshee and her are the female equivalent of bros for life. Made Banshee’s Spotify playlist. Makes her own mixtapes. Plays said mixtapes on morning announcements. Lotus would do something about it if she didn’t really like the music.

Rhino: Senior. Jacked! Pretty dumb. Great football player.

Saryn: Senior. Owns a Katana for God knows why. Pretty chill. Student Council president. Smokes weed and drinks. Developed feelings for Nekros. Created the dogmatic teaching of “Biggest boobs makes the rules”. Also not very liked by Nyx.

Stalker: Sophomore. Emo. Probably planning school shooting. Hates everyone but Nekros. Has a really creepy crush on Mirage.

Titania: Freshman. VP of nature club Huge crush on Oberon but will never say it. Even dressed up as a butterfly to get him to notice her only to be outshined by his butterfly costume.

Teshin: Gym teacher. Doesn’t give a fuck.

Trinity: Junior. Goody two shoes. Helps out the school nurse. Wants to be a doctor. Asked Volt to play Doctor. Volt thought she wanted to like practice medicine which they did…sorta.

Vauban: Senior. Engineer. In robotics. A’s in physics. Heard of sports at most. Always in charge of fixing everyone’s….everything. Lotus even bribed him to fix the computersin the lab rather than paying for an actual professional. Worked out in the end.

Volt: Junior. On track team. Listens to Sonic the hedgehog soundtrack while jogging. Crush on Saryn. Avoids Trinity actively.

Valkyr: Sophomore. Good at gym but not much else. Anger issues. Pummeled Hydroid to a pulp for looking at her butt too long. Rhino’s younger cousin.

Zephyr: Junior. Owns a pet hawk that creeps out everyone considering it follows her every command. Does parkour and hanglides.

Wukong: Freshman. Practices gymnastics. Practices martial arts with the Bo staff just to say he can. Showed up to practice drunk one time. Has a pet monkey named Pyjak that he puts sunglasses on and takes selfies with.

Clem & Darvo: College kids that hang out near the school. The suppliers of all of the contraband that goes around the school.

Amaryn (New Loka Lady): Vice Principal. Lotus’ advisory and all-around babysitter.

Cressa Tal (Steel Meridian Lady): English Teacher. Claims she hates men yet has a new boyfriend every few weeks. Every class is like a sad romance novel.

Arbiters of Hexis: Mean teachers I forgot to cover.

Ergo Glast (Perrin Sequence guy): Math Teacher. So boring he sometimes puts himself to sleep while he’s at the board teaching.

Red Veil dude: History Teacher. During class he makes random Conspiracy theories. Everyone thinks he’s crazy.