minx is perfect

signs as Leslie Knope compliments
  • aries: you beautiful spinster
  • taurus: you beautiful, rule-breaking moth
  • gemini: you cunning, pliable, chestnut-haired sunfish
  • cancer: you beautiful, naïve, sophisticated newborn baby
  • leo: beautiful unicorn nurse  
  • virgo: you devious bastard
  • libra: you are the most beautiful glowing sun goddess ever
  • scorpio: you poetic, noble land-mermaid
  • sagittarius: you are a beautiful, talented, brilliant, powerful musk-ox
  • capricorn: you tricky minx
  • aquarius: you perfect sunflower 
  • pisces: you beautiful tropical fish
➥ things leslie knope has called ann perkins sentence starters
  • “you’re so sweet and innocent and pretty.”
  • “god, you’re so beautiful.”
  • “you beautiful tropical fish.”
  • “you’re beautiful and you’re organized.”
  • “you beautiful spinster.”
  • “you tricky bastard.”
  • “you beautiful rule breaking moth.”
  • “you always look beautiful.”
  • “you’re too beautiful to be funny. it’s not your fault, you’ve never had to compensate for anything.”
  • “you cunning, pliable, chestnut haired sunfish.”
  • “you tricky minx.”
  • “you perfect sunflower.”

Happy Christmas! I was afraid I wouldn’t get this done on time, but here’s some smut to get you through the holiday. This is set in the same universe as “Red-Eye to Incheon”, which you don’t need to have read first. Just know that Emma and Killian are ESL teachers in South Korea, and in this story they have sex.

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Working on Christmas Eve had been bad enough, but staying even later for some sham of a workplace Christmas party took the cake. It would be different if they all didn’t practically live in each other’s pockets, but they did and now she was just going to be late to Killian’s.

Emma cursed up a storm as she finished packing her suitcase and got changed, the clock on the wall ticking closer and closer to midnight. They had to catch a 5:45 train to get to Incheon by 7:30 to check in for their 9:35 flight to Tokyo. Their original plan to sleep for a few hours at Killian’s would be cut short, and that would be something to be upset about… except Emma never planned on doing much in the way of sleeping.

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