Chilled is the Costco of Blowjobs (no free samples, tho)
  • Minx: I always knew you had a future as an escort
  • Minx: Maybe that can be your career after YouTube, Chilled
  • Chilled: An escort?
  • Minx: Yeah!
  • Chilled: How much does it pay?
  • Minx: Uh, pretty good, actually. I've seen like 500 bucks an hour for some really top tier ones.
  • Chilled: Okay and what about the ugly ones that don't really do too well?
  • Minx: Eh...twenty bucks for a quick blowy.
  • Chilled: Alright, I can swing that. If I do five in an hour, that's not too bad
  • Chilled: You gotta aim for bulk, Minx, that's how you make money. Bulk blowjobs.
  • Ze: What're you the Costco of blowjobs?
  • Chilled: Yeah, exactly! I'll give you a discount!
  • Ze: Do you have free samples on every aisle?
  • Chilled: No, no, you're not getting a free tuck.
  • Ze: It would just be the tip, you know?
  • Chilled: You don't even know what you got last night!