minus the dd

  • Edgeworth: If you bite it and you die, it’s poisonous. If it bites you and you die, it’s venomous.
  • Klavier: What if it bites me and it dies?
  • Edgeworth: That means you’re poisonous.
  • Athena: What if it bites itself and I die?
  • Edgeworth: …That’s voodoo.
  • Apollo: What if it bites me and someone else dies?
  • Edgeworth: That’s correlation, not causation.
  • Phoenix: What if we bite each other and neither of us die?
  • Larry: That’s kinky.