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  • MC in Mystic Messenger: I will silently support my loved one. I don't need to talk too much for them to know I love them.
  • Me in real life: LEAVE THIS TO ME! I CAN'T LET YOU GET HURT YOU FUCKER! I'LL FIGHT THE FUCKING CIA IF IT'S NECESSARY! YOU JUST STAY HERE AND WATCH TV, I'LL BE BACK WITH THE HEADS OF OUR ENEMIES.
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Olicity Fic: I Blame Chet
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Hey guys! Here is my submission for @thebookjumper‘s weekly Olicity Hiatus Fic-A-Thon for the Prompt: Sent to the Wrong Printer. It’s completely unrelated to my two other series but I am still working on both and I hope you enjoy this anyway! I needed some humor and some fluff…I’m worrying myself to death over the new season for nothing because I’m a little crazy…lol. 

If you would like to be tagged in the future when I post new fics please let me know. :-)


Summary:  Felicity is one lone IT gem of a girl in a sea of Chets. She was overworked and underappreciated and then that notorious email got sent to the wrong printer. Her life will never be the same.

Rating: T

Disclaimer: I own NOTHING!…except Chet… :-)


It all started with an email…a PERSONAL email…

Hey Caitie,

So, what did I do last night, you asked? I had the distinct privilege of working until 11:45 pm correcting the idiocy of my fellow IT gremlins. They work in IT, Caitlin! Information Technology! Yet some IGNORAMUS not only clicked on the spyware link he was called to remove from the CEO’s COMPUTER, but then he scurried his happy ass out the door and left the mess for ME to clean up! UGH!!!

And why, you may ask, did the CEO of our illustrious and respectable corporation have spyware on his computer? Because I work for Oliver FRACKING Queen, that’s why! I don’t work for the shrewd and intelligent Robert Queen, who was CEO when I accepted this position with the promise of advancement and a fast-track to the Applied Sciences division. I don’t work for the eminently respectable and honorable Walter Steele, who asked for my patience while he delicately found a way to break the contract of my incompetent sexist supervisor. I work for Oliver ‘I peed on a cop’ Queen! He spent five years on a deserted island, Caitlin! He didn’t get his BBA from Coconut University!

Okay, yes, I know I need to breathe. I need to give the CEO playboy extraordinaire the benefit of the doubt. Maybe he DIDN’T catch his spyware from porn browsing during company hours and on the company computer. Maybe it was an honest mistake. Maybe someone used his computer without authorization. But NONE of that excuses the email I received from HR this morning reminding me that as I’m a salary employee, I will not be receiving any extra compensation for the countless overtime hours I put in correcting other employee’s mistakes. Believe it or not, I WAS WELL AWARE! I am so tempted right now to replace every data file in this building with recordings of porcupine flatulence! THAT is what I think of Oliver Queen! HE is porcupine flatulence! He is a FAILING FAILER WHO FAILS!

But, in answer to the question in your earlier email, no, I did not get to catch up on Doctor Who last night. I had to work…for FREE!

XOXO,

Felicity

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THE HAPPY MASTERPOST

I follow a lot of people and i always see with the people i follow and amongst my followers posts about how they are feeling really crap. I know what it’s like to feel really bad and for long periods of time. I don’t won’t any of you guys to feel like that, because god, it is shit. So i thought i would make a master post for when your feeling really shit. I know there are couple of these floating about but here is my take on it. Feel Good 101 - This is an advice series by an amazing youtuber called Emma Blackery. She deals with such topics as depression, bullying, looks and ambition. She gives great advice and i personally found them really helpful.  Yoga Postions - I think that yoga can be very relaxing and take your mind of things so this is just a link to basic yoga positions.  Breathing Techniques - When stressed, angry or upset breathing tends to get fast and out of hand, so here are two links to some breathing techniques to calm yourself down. Mindfullness - I did mindfulness at school, and thought it was a big joke. Looking back i was an idiot because it is actually really helpful and i wish i paid more attention. Link to exercises and their website.  Free audiobooks - Sometimes listening to an audiobook is a relaxing way to wind down. Links to websites and youtube channels with free audiobooks. 1, 2. 3. 4. 5
These are just websites to get links to the shows you watch. TVMuse is only very good for newer shows, and it relies heavily on links from people in the comments but apart from that good for links to new shows quickly. I know some internet providers (in the UK at least) have blocked some streaming websites, but these are three i am pretty sure work.  watchtvseries TVMuse  iwatchonline Free books and book related things - To help you relax and to escape to another world
  • textbooknova
  • bookboon
  • ebookee
  • freebookspot
  • free-ebooks
  • getfreeebooks
  • bookfinder
  • oerconsortium
  • gutenberg project
  • ebook3000
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  • masterpost of books
MOVIES MOVIES MOVIES - Because they really do help
  • 10 Things I Hate About You
  • 13 Going on 30
  • 17 Again
  • 22 Jump Street
  • 27 Dresses 
  • (500) Days of Summer
  • A Cinderella Story
  • Bride Wars
  • Bring It On 
  • Bring It On Again
  • Charlie and the Chocolate Factory     
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  • Confessions of a Shopaholic
  • Confessions of a Teenage Dramaqueen
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  • Princess Diaries 2
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  • V for Vendetta

Harry Potter:

  • Harry Potter And The Philosophers Stone
  • Harry Potter And The Chamber Of Secrets
  • Harry Potter And The Prisoner Of Azkaban 
  • Harry Potter And The Goblet Of Fire 
  • Harry Potter And The Order Of The Phoenix
  • Harry Potter And The Half Blood Prince  
  • Harry Potter And The Deathly Hollows Part 1
  • Harry Potter And The Deathly Hollows Part 2

Men in Black:

  • Men in Black I
  • Men in Black II
  • Men in Black III

Pirates of the Caribbean:

  • The Curse of The Black Pearl
  • Dead Man’s Chest
  • At World’s End
  • On Stranger Tides

Star Wars:

  • Episode I: The Phantom Menace
  • Episode II: Attack of the Clones
  • Episode III: Revenge of the Sith
  • Episode IV: A New Hope
  • Episode V: The Empire Strikes Back
  • Episode VI: Return of the Jedi
  • The Clone Wars

Lord of the Rings/The Hobbit:

  • The Lord of the Rings: The Fellowship of the Ring
  • The Lord of the Rings: The Return of the King
  • The Lord of the Rings: The Two Towers
  • The Hobbit: An Unexpected Journey

Marvel:

  • The Amazing Spider-man
  • The Amazing Spider-man 2
  • The Avengers
  • Captain America
  • Captain America: The Winters Soldier
  • Fantastic Four
  • Hulk
  • The Incredible Hulk
  • Iron Man
  • Iron Man 2
  • Iron Man 3
  • Spider-man 
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  • Spider-man 3
  • Thor
  • Thor: The Dark World
  • X-Men
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  • X-Men The Last Stand
  • X-Men Days of Future Past

Dark Knight Trilogy:

  • batman begins
  • the dark knight
  • the dark knight rises

Disney: 

  • Aladdin
  • Alice in Wonderland
  • Alice in Wonderland 2010
  • The Aristocats
  • Atlantis the lost Empire
  • Antlantis Milos Return
  • Bambi
  • Beauty and the Beast
  • Beauty and the Beast: The Enchanted Christmas
  • Brave
  • Brother Bear
  • A bugs Life
  • Cars
  • Chicken Little
  • A Christmas Carol
  • The Chronicles of Narnia: The Lion, The Witch and the Wardrobe
  • The Chronicles of Narnia: Prince Caspian
  • The Chronicles of Narnia: The Voyage of the Dawn treader
  • Cinderella
  • Cinderella II Dreams come True
  • Cinderella III A Twist in Time
  • Dumbo
  • The Emperors New Groove
  • Enchanted
  • Escape to Witch Mountain
  • Fantasia
  • Finding Nemo
  • Fox and the Hound
  • Frankenweenie
  • Frozen
  • Halloweentown
  • Halloween town II: Kalabar’s Revenge
  • Halloweentown High
  • Hercules
  • High School Musical
  • High School Musical 2
  • Holes
  • The Hunchback of Notre Dame
  • The Incredibles
  • James and the Giant Peach
  • Jungle Book
  • Lady and the Tramp
  • Lilo and Stitch
  • Lion King
  • Lion King 2
  • Lion King 1 1/2
  • The Little Mermaid
  • Lizzie Mcguire Movie
  • Marry Poppins
  • Monsters Inc.
  • Monsters University
  • Meet the Robinsons
  • Mulan
  • Mulan II
  • The Muppets
  • Oliver and Company
  • Oz: The Great and the Powerful
  • The Pacifier
  • Peter Pan
  • Pinnochio
  • Pixel Perfect
  • Pocohantos
  • Princess and the Frog
  • Ratatouille
  • The Rescuers
  • Return to Halloweentown
  • Robin Hood
  • Sleeping Beauty
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  • Sword in the Stone
  • Tangled
  • Tangled Ever After
  • Tarzan
  • Tinker bell
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  • Tinker bell and the Lost Treasure
  • Tinker bell: Secret of the Wings
  • Toy Story
  • Toy Story 2
  • Toy Story 3
  • Treasure Planet
  • Tron Legacy
  • Underdog
  • Up
  • WALL-E
  • Wreck-it-Ralph
  • 101 Dalmations
Food food food food food food FOOD - Comfort eating helps. It does. It’s been proven. By science.
  • SKINNY APPLE SPICE MUG CAKE
  • LEMON CLOUD MUG CAKE
  • STRAWBERRIES AND CREAM MUG CAKE
  • COOKIES N’ CREAM MUG CAKE
  • RED VELVET MUG CAKE
  • S’MORE MUG CAKE
  • PUMPKIN CINNAMON MUG CAKE
  • COFFEE CAKE MUG CAKE
  • Brownie in a cup
  • Cookie in a cup
  • Pumpkin Brownie Chunk Ice Cream
  • Peppermint Brownie Pops
  • Mint Chocolate Cheesecake 
  • S’mores Muffins
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  • French Toast Rollups 
  • Chocolate Pudding
  • Pop Tarts
  • Hot Chocolate
  • Vanilla Ice Cream
  • Chocolate Ice Cream
  • Chocolate Chip Cookies
  • Vanilla Cupcakes
  • Chocolate Chip Cookies Cheesecake 
  • Bloody Red Velvet Cupcakes 
  • Rose Apple Pie 
  • Strawberry Heart Pie 
  • 100 Things You Can Have On a Stick
  • Simple snack ideas
  • Vegan snack ideas
  • The most majestic recipe masterpost I have ever seen
  • 18 mug food recipes
  • Movie marathon snacks
Sounds - i thought this could be useful to help people relax and be calm and zen and all that jazz :)
  • Calming Sounds 
  • Rain
  • Coffee Shop
  • Ambient Sounds 
  • Noisli 
  • Sounds to Sleep to
  • Calm
Youtubers who cheer me up: Because you need a laugh sometimes
  • Doodleoodle + doddlevloggle
  • Emma Blackery + MoreEmma + boxes of foxes
  • Liam Dryden
  • Ariel Bissett
  • TomSka + DarkSquidge
  • AMillionMadMusings
  • BananaJamana
  • booksandquills
  • Tom Burns
  • Gary C
  • ninebrassmonkeys
  • Ophelia Dagger
  • polandbananasBOOKS + polandbananas20
  • thisbedottie
  • JackHoward
  • WhyNotJanice
  • lexcanroar + tyrannosauruslexxx + girlyashell
Feel free to steel all my links and share around. please use for the good, and if links don’t work or you want me to add something message me and i’ll fix it.