that was actually your left eye being tricked by the sun's lighting, at that precise moment i was actually doing something entirely different i can't believe you would accuse me like that i raised u on my back how could u
my spirit animal? my dog. no u cant pet him, but u can pet my other little guy ;) my other dog.
will either laugh or cry uncontrollably if startled. swipe right to find out which
don't trust me with sharp things. not homicidal, just clumsy
talents include cooking a Hot Pocket without it being cold in the middle
i have a black belt. it doesn't have anything to do with martial arts, it's just a belt that's black.
hello ladies. look at the last guy you matched, now back to me. now back to the last guy you matched. now back to me. Sadly, he isn't me, but if he stopped leaving his bio blank and had better pictures, he could be like me. Look down, look back up, where are you? you're on tinder with the man of your dreams. what's in your hand. back to me. i have it. it's pizza with your favourite topppings on it. Look again, the pizza is now your favourite dog. anything's possible when you match with me on tinder.