minnesota state bird

anonymous asked:

the mosquito is the minnesota state bird. its like mcfucking capri sun straws,,, they'll carry u off with them. theres no escape. the summers go from like 100° to -14° when theres a breeze off superior. kids will go to school unless the wind chill is deadly. hockey moms. mn is hardcore

when i was little me and the neighborhood kids would all waddle outside in our snowpants and snowboots and throw water on our boots to see how long it’d take for us to freeze to the ground

and my town would hold the polar plunge each year where we’d carve a hole in one of the nearby lakes and hold an event where people could wear wacky costumes and jump into the water for fun so Yes I Agree With All Of That