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playoff hockey? did you mean:

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HOCKEY PLAYERS LOOKING SO DAMN FUCKING FINE LIKE BITCH WHAT THE FUCK THIS SHOULD BE ILLEGAL. LIKE TAKE YOU AND YOUR FUCKING GOLD CHAIN THAT PEAKS OUT OF YOUR JERSEY AND GIVE ME A SECOND TO TAKE A DEEP BREATHE, SIT DOWN AND SIP SOME WATER BEFORE I FUCKING HYPERVENTILATE FROM YOUR STUPID GOOD LOOKING FACE AND BODY AND FUCKING GREAT PERSONALITY THAT HAS STUPID ASS TENDENCIES. LIKE GET OUT OF HERE AND GIVE ME A SECOND TO FUCKING BREATHE FUCKING HELL.
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Main rivals of each NHL team

Metropolitan Division
Hurricanes - the inability to get over Eric Staal (please punch somebody)
Blue Jackets - Penguins
Devils - Rangers
Islanders - Rangers
Rangers - Devils
Flyers - Penguins
Penguins - Flyers
Capitals - Penguins
note: everyone will fight the Penguins

Atlantic Division
Bruins - Canadiens
Sabres - Maple Leafs
Red Wings - Avalanche (will fight the Lightning, Blackhawks, Leafs)
Panthers - Lightning
Canadiens - Bruins
Senators - Maple Leafs
Lightning - Panthers (will fight the Pens)
Maple Leafs - Canadiens

Central Division
Blackhawks - Blues (will fight the Red Wings)
Avalanche - Red Wings (will fight the Blackhawks)
Stars - no one can decide on a rival so they’re invalid
Wild - Blackhawks (will fight the Jets)
Predators - Blackhawks (beef with the Blues) (will fight Sidney Crosby)
Blues - Blackhawks (beef with the Predators) (will fight Sidney Crosby)
Jets - Wild
note: everyone will fight the Blackhawks

Pacific Division
Ducks - Kings
Coyotes - Golden Knights (will fight the Kings)
Flames - Oilers
Oilers - Flames
Kings - Ducks
Sharks - Kings
Canucks - Flames (will fight the Bruins)
Golden Knights - Coyotes

After painstaking research, I’ve put together a comprehensive list to the best of my knowledge. Let me know if I’m completely off-base on anything.

If you don't ugly cry over hockey then have you really experienced hockey?
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This might just be one of the funniest hockey videos I’ve ever seen

Credit to the hockey news.

Here’s the current playoff possibility for each team and possible match up.

REASONS TO DATE A HOCKEY PLAYER

1. Always looking to score
2. Always wanting to get in deep
3. Always needing to go a full 60 minutes
4. Always giving 110%
5. Always gotta work harder every shift
6. Always gotta do better
7. Always looking to practice more

Plus you know, thighs and shit.

Map shows the most popular NHL team in every state

yo if y’all post anything about the lightning, penguins, sharks, leafs, bruins or basically any other nhl team because i’m open to (almost) all teams like or reblog this post so i can check you out because i still need more hockey blogs to follow !!!

The signs as under-appreciated NHL Players
  • Aries: Peter Budaj
  • Taurus: Jordan Eberle
  • Gemini : Mikael Granlund
  • Cancer: Paul Byron
  • Leo: Connor Brown
  • Virgo: Connor Sheary
  • Libra: Adam McQuaid
  • Scorpio: Teuvo Teräväinen
  • Sagittarius: Valtteri Filppula
  • Capricorn: Boone Jenner
  • Aquarius: Nikita Kucherov
  • Pieces : Nate Schmidt

SHOUTOUT TO ALL THE EUROPEAN NHL FANS WHO STAY AWAKE TO WATCH GAMES.