anonymous asked:

Minion, how do you feel about Metro Man?

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Metro Man and I… never had a good relationship. How would you feel about the person that pretty much ruined the life of the only other living creature you loved? He was selfish, and got everything handed to him on a silver platter! Does no one else realize he’s an alien, just like us??

However… well, after a little group therapy…

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Music Man is alright.

ME TODAY

My brain:  😴😴😴

My writing:  See Steve run. See Steve talk. See Steve walk. Oooh, Peggy could do this…wait, no, maybe this. Um, no, that won’t work. Start over. See Steve run. See Steve talk. See Steve walk.

Tumblr:  LOOK AT ALL THE PRETTY BOYS! LOOK AT STEVE’S ASS! LOOK AT SEB’S CUTE FACE! LOOK AT CHRIS’S ARM AROUND DODGER!

Me:  Is 8:00 pm too early to go to bed?

aaaaa i got to back to the lab for the first time in like,,,three months,,,today and it was!!! so good!! i missed it so much ;-; i got to hang out with my awesome team of coworkers and visit with my professor/boss/adviser and eat peaches and oranges (hesperidium!!!) and smACK up dry erasers and review anatomy and water all the exotic plants and disinfect all our models and a;klgjf i love my job. i’m so excited for the freshmen to get here!!! lemme teACH!!!

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