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PS-fricking-A

to any pirates, vagrants, or any ~rebels~ who think picking on small mining craft is a good idea for managing their income

I got no quarrel with you. I’m just trying to get by.

But I have a Transporter with 0.1 LM top speed, a Mining Laser with a 3-second cooldown, and a job to do.

So when some Adder Pirate with a ECM-hardened missile, or the two Rebel buddies in a Moray Star Boat and a Krait a minute before her, come by lasers blazing thinking they can balance their fricking checkbooks from MY FRICKING HOLD…

There are three new burned out hunks of steel floating between Zaonce Astrum and Zaonce Prime.

I lost a single steel plate of cargo and a quarter tank of injector-fuel.

SO THIS IS YOUR ONE.
⁎⁎⁎⁎ING. WARNING.
PUNKS.

STAY
THE
****
AWAY
FROM

MY

✱✱✱✱ING

CARGO



>> Command Lily Snapdragon Lichen of the Mining Transporter Tardigrade, signing off <<

250,000iskで始める第一次産業生活。


EVEの宇宙生活でまずやるべきはこの世界で生きる術を身に付けること=金策だ(ISK=イスク?という謎の通貨単位)。それはつまりEVEの経済発展に自ら加わるということに他ならない。そこで簡単な金策ないかなーとwikiやブログをググった貴方! 2012年以前から存在するロングランタイトルすぎてこのゲームに関する情報はどんどん古くなるという問題を抱えております。おまけにアプデが日々入ってますからね、言い換えれば末長く遊べるゲームということです。(2017/04/29)

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Cats Tend To Show Ownership

Chat Noir: *sees a laser pointer* Mine.

Chat Noir: *sees catnip* Mine.

Chat Noir: *sees a can of tuna* Mine.

Chat Noir: *sees croissants* Mine.

Chat Noir: *sees Ladybug*

Ladybug: Don’t you dare.

Chat Noir: *hugs her legs and sits down*

Ladybug: *groans*

Chat Noir: Especially mine. *nuzzles his face on her legs* *hisses at anyone looking their way*

Comparison (Final Rose)

“No, I think my sisters are worse,” Lightning said to Fang. “Have you ever tried to dodge Lumina’s projectiles while Serah is spamming time manipulation everywhere?”

Fang chuckled. “That sounds tricky, but have you ever woken up to find your entire room rigged with land mines, lasers, and enough napalm to melt a mountain?”

“Vanille did that?” Lightning asked.

“She did it twice. The second time she had a death ray pointed at my room from outside.” Fang shuddered. “That was… troublesome to deal with.” She paused. “And that is also why I will never smuggle a frog into her bed again. Apparently that was just uncalled for.”

Lightning sighed. “LIttle sisters are troublesome, aren’t they?”

“Yep.”

3

“Greg, ok it was funny but this is just getting ridiculous, give me the laser pointer.”

“NO IT’S MINE.”

“gIVE ME THE LASER POINTER GREG.”

HUZZAH, I COMBINED THE LAST FRAMES INTO A LITTLE GIF FOR ALL OF YOU, ENJOY.

Wirt’s gonna find out it was greg and be all like “HOW COULD YOU, I TRUSTED YOU.”

Part 1: http://1apple-fox1.tumblr.com/post/105055772289/hhh-ok-so-i-couldnt-fit-the-whole-thing-in-one

  • *in prison*
  • cellmate: how'd you end up in here?
  • me: i heard the term "cat burglar" so i brought my cat along on a museum heist and she went nuts as soon as i revealed all the red lasers