(I hope the formatting isn’t too messed up. It’s been a long time since I’ve written fanfiction and I forgot how hard it is. This is a trope stew, and you guys deserve better, but I hope you enjoy it anyway! This is for you, and all of you, too. -Minicupcake Anon)
Fic where Perce, Jonesy and Bonzo are banging it out in a hotel room while Jim is in the room next door brushing his hair in erotic detail and gazing at himself in the mirror "Gosh I'm so pretty."