miniature pumpkin


Yield: 2 dozen

The things you’ll need


  • 2 ½ cup all purpose flour
  • 2 tablespoon sugar
  • 1 teaspoon salt
  • ½ vanilla bean
  • ½ cup butter flavored shortening, chilled
  • ½ cup salted butter, chilled
  • 6 tablespoon buttermilk
Pumpkin Filling
  • 6 oz. cream cheese at room temperature
  • 1 ¼ cup pumpkin puree
  • ½ cup light brown sugar
  • 2 eggs
  • 1 teaspoon vanilla extract
  • 1 teaspoon pumpkin pie spice
  • ½ teaspoon cinnamon
  • ½ teaspoon sea salt
Whipped Cream
  • 1 cup heavy whipping cream
  • 2 tablespoons sugar
  • Egg wash
  • Pastry brush
  • Decorating bag fitted with a #849 tip
  • Cinnamon for decoration
  • Large mixing bowl
  • Mini tart pan
  • Plastic wrap
  • Round cookie cutter
  • Rolling pin
  • Baking sheet tray lined with parchment
  • Two medium mixing bowls
  • Hand mixer
  • Two rubber spatulas
  • Small ice cream scoop

Let’s get started!

  1. In a large bowl, combine flour, sugar, vanilla bean, and salt.
  2. Add cubed butter and shortening and work between fingers until the mixture resembles coarse meal. Drizzle in ice-cold buttermilk. Work in the buttermilk to form a dough.
  3. Form the dough into two discs and wrap tightly in plastic wrap and chill for 2 to 24 hours to set.
  1. Preheat oven to 350ºF.
  2. In a medium mixing bowl use a hand mixer to combine cream cheese and brown sugar until smooth. Add eggs one at a time, mixing between each addition and scrape down the sides as necessary.
  3. Add pumpkin, spices, salt and vanilla extract and beat until smooth.
  4. When dough is set, roll out to 1/8 an inch thick and cut circles out using the round cookie cutter. Line dough rounds into each tart pan.
  5. Use a fork to prick the bottom of the crust then brush egg wash on the tops of each cup. Scoop filling into each pie cavity almost to the top, almost 2 tablespoons.
  6. Bake for 12-15 minutes. Allow to fully cool before adding topping.
  7. In a medium mixing bowl, use a hand mixer to whip the heavy cream and sugar until stiff. Scoop into a decorating bag attached with a #849 tip.
  8. Sprinkle each pie with a bit of cinnamon. Ta-da! Mini pumpkin pies!

Miniature set of pumkins


♥ it’s time to spread your podcast pallet ♥

Summer time has come to a close now, listeners. The leaves are falling, those cute little miniature pumpkins are on sale, and you’re itching to pry open that old, cob-webbed covered box of Halloween decorations. In the midst of this cool, autumn day, let’s all settle down and enjoy the some real candied apples I’ve bobbled from the podcast scene.

So let me tell you a grim tale or two in the comfort of my hotel room, all the while questioning the abstract horrors of time, space, and the multiple ways the world could come to a horrifying end. I have plenty of geeks and treats in store for you.

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1. Atheist Apocalypse

40% of the world’s population has disappeared. The people of the Tri-Counties have now been cut off and must rely on the only remaining radio news station as their goofy, ridiculous, offensive source for news about politics, sex, religion, the Grey Agenda, Hollywood and the latest policy failure of the Mysterious Government Entity which runs the region.

Welcome to the Tri-Counties, a land populated by a number of colorful characters, some of which run the last radio station in the world. Tune in for updates on a number of strange whereabouts reported on by the trustworthy cast of KUSA 9 News.

Fellow survivors, listen to Atheist Apocalypse if you’re looking for a quirky cast and comedy to get you through the day before the next annual podcast rapture.

2. The Cleansed: A Post-Apocalyptic Saga

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Transmissions from beyond Time. Hosted by the Timescanner.

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4. Once and Future Nerd

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now, get to listening.

Fall AUs
  • You pass my house everyday on your walk home from school/work and you happened to pass by just as I was jumping into the biggest pile of leaves you’ve ever seen
  • We live together and I cant stop fall decorating every inch of the apartment and you’re getting pretty sick of finding miniature pumpkins mixed up in all your stuff but you let it go because you love me
  • You own a bakery and before 2 days ago I didn’t know it was possible to fall in love with a pumpkin pie
  • We go pumpkin picking with our children and you keep trying to get them to choose the really pretty ones but our baby wants the small brown one with the dent in it’s side so guess which one we’re getting?
  • You answer the door when im trick or treating and at first you say im way to old to be doing this but somehow I convince you to come out and join me
  • Alright i’ll admit it, I might have went a little far with the pumpkin spice, you said it was cute at first when I was sprinkling it in your coffee or mixing it in with the cake batter but now im seasoning everything with it and you’ve had enough
  • You have a black cat and i have an orange tabby, and our cats fell in love behind our backs so I guess we’re in-laws now.
  • By the time i make it to the coffee shop every morning theres only one pumpkin muffin left and you always beat me by just one spot in line and get it first. But not today, muffin stealer.
  • Im wearing like 6 sweaters on top of each other not because im cold but just because I love sweater weather and couldnt pick just one to wear. I see you freezing your ass off on a park bench in just a t-shirt so i give up some of my beloved hoodies for you.
  • You want to read our children spooky halloween stories before bed tonight and that’s fine but you better not come crawling to me when they cant sleep  
  • I throw the best halloween parties and you’re new around here so I decide to invite you but you were not prepared for how aggressively in to halloween I am
  •  I buy couples halloween costumes for us and you said you didnt care what we go as but you start rethinking that when i come home with netflix and chill costumes

Miniature pumpkin pendants

I had every intention of spending my day cheerfully lounging around in a pumpkin patch and petting miniature horses. I was in fact so excited for the day ahead that I even made one of these outfit layout thingies. I made myself breakfast, took this picture by standing on my tiptoes on an upturned suitcase at the foot of my bed, and then promptly got called in to work. It was a sad, pumpkin-less day indeed. 

anonymous asked:

You write beautifully! I have a 00Q prompt for you: Bond finding out about Q's bucket list is the best thing that has ever happened to both of them (can either be a developing or established relationship). Thank you!

Aww, thank you so much! This one ended up being SO LONG. I had so much fun with it though! I hope you enjoy!

James was going to have to start bringing food to Q’s flat. The man seemed to live off of tea and frozen chips. He wouldn’t even take the time to heat them up in the oven, instead nuking them in the microwave for a minute. It was deplorable, and only after James had bitched enough had Q gone out to get them breakfast.

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