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uhhi-there  asked:

What if Petra, Hanji, and Erwin all put mistletoe in almost every hallway and they keep trying to get Levi and Eren under it? ANYWAYS. I love your blog! And happy holidays!

Erwin steeped his fingers, covering the lower half of his face. He gazed at his subordinate intently, weighing his options. It was reckless, it was ridiculous, and if he was honest, it just might work. However…

“I really don’t think “they need to fuck already” is an argument.”

“Oh but Erwin, it is! Our little Levi is growing up, and he needs his mama and papa to push him in the right direction. We need to help our son!” Hanji ranted, gesturing wildly.

The blonde considered her words, excluding the part about implied adoption, it wasn’t as though he could stop her, even as the Commander, it was a harmless thing to do. And he’d be lying if he said he didn’t find the idea of Levi floundering about because of it adorable.

“Fine. But if this blows up in your face, I had nothing to do with it.” Erwin sighed.

“And if it goes perfectly according to plan?”

“Then it was all my idea.”

Levi strolled leisurely through the halls of Castle Utgard, certainly not looking for a certain brunet brat. No, he was just hoping they would bump into each other by pure coincidence. The thought of accidentally, totally not on purpose, meeting Eren this early put him in a good mood.

However, as he turned down the next hall, something felt… off. It was strange, every time he’d walk through a doorway there was just something there, nagging him. He shook it off though, and hurried his slow pace since Eren wanted to be elusive this morning. As he hurried, he did bump into a brunet, just not the one he wanted.

Hanji spun around from where she’d just magically fucking appeared, because he surely didn’t collide with her by his own mistake. “Ah-ho, Levi! Darling! Ha-what are you doing?” She exclaimed, a nervous, too big grin set on her face. Honestly, he asked for an Eren. What did he get? A Hanji. This was what happened when Santa was a dead titan.

“I could ask you the same thing. And what the hell are you hiding?” Levi groaned in annoyance.

“Oh this?” It’s my… snack!” The squad leader answered too enthusiastically.

Levi squinted.

“Then eat it.” He whispered.

Hanji took a moment to sweat.

Mostly because if Levi were to see the mistletoe she hid behind her, he`d make it his duty to take down each and every one of them. But also because his whisper was very unsettling, why was he even whispering? Creepy old man.

“Well?” Levi prompted.

Hanji took a deep breath before shoving the decoration into her mouth, crunching painfully on the horribleness that was dried mistletoe berries. She made an effort to smile and moan and how delicious her snack was, and was forced to keep chewing until Levi hummed with suspicion before letting it go.

“I’ve got my eyes on you four-eyes.” He mumbled as he walked off.

Immediately she spewed out the disgusting ornament and hoped dearly that all of this would be worth it.

Petra patted herself on the back for getting the mistletoe that high. Ignoring the stares she got as she dangled from her 3DMG was easy, when she knew what she was working towards. When Hanji had recruited her for this, it had seemed silly at first, but the thought of finally getting the most obvious couple ever together appealed to her.

“Petra ma'am? Are you okay?” A voice sounded from below her. The redhead squeaked as Eren`s big green eyes stared up at her, his furrowed brows making him look ridiculing without meaning to.

“Training of course! You can never be too sharp y`know!” Petra answered casually. Eren`s face scrunched up, which she was sure Levi would have melted at, and he looked skeptical at best.

“Indoors?” She could tell Eren was trying his best to keep his respect for her afloat, which was hard when she was dangling from the ceiling, spinning slowly while still trying to look casual.

“Well yeah! W-what if there were hundreds of mini titans running around in here? You can never know what to expect!” Petra explained, feeling stupid just saying it. It was bad enough she was the most overlooked on the team, she had to go and crush the little respect she had with a story like this.

Eren wanted to argue, he really did. But, Petra was an elite soldier wasn’t she? And he was only a rookie, so who was he to question her training methods? In fact, that was a perfectly plausible idea! He should follow her example.

“I see. Thanks for the info Petra ma'am! Keep up the hard work!” Eren saluted, absolutely taken with his senior’s dedication, he march off happily and thought of way he could become that diligent in his own duties.

Petra hung there in disbelief, Eren had just went with the outlandish story! She sighed fondly, wishing she could just squeeze his gullible little face. Levi was a very lucky man, or would be, if she had any say.

Levi had just began to give up finding Eren as he switched hallways for the millionth time, only to be met with a hard head and a groan. Levi looked up to find Eren holding his head slightly, only to smile brightly at his Captain as their eyes met.

“Good afternoon, Captain!”

Levi was about to huff and puff about how dumb of Eren it was to be so happy to see him now, with his shitty brat ass avoiding him all day. But then that weird feeling stirred in his gut again, and this time, he looked for a source.

He wished he hadn’t.

No matter how much control he had, he couldn’t hold in the gasp at the mistletoe oh-so conveniently placed above Eren and he. His staring prompted Eren to look as well, which resulted in a red-faced cadet snapping his gaze away from Levi.

Levi let out an awkward chuckled, which was followed by Eren`s even more awkward giggle, and it just went back and forth until they were both laughing uncomfortably in the doorway, shuffling tensely.

The laughter died down.

Damn it Ackerman, you are right here, with him, with a perfectly good excuse to steal a kiss. The actual fuck are you acting like a preschooler for?

Even as he thought that, the Captain made no move to grab Eren`s pretty face like he fantasized about, didn’t push a strand of hair from his face and lean in close, because if he was honest, rejection scared the literal shit out of him.

Suddenly, Eren jerked forward and his lips were on his. He never expected Eren to make the first move, hell the kid seemed so surprised maybe he didn`t even know, but he wasn`t complaining. He couldn’t complain, not when he was all but melting into Eren`s arms, unsure as they may be, the brunet was into the kiss just as quickly as he was.

He should have been ashamed, making out under the mistletoe like a high school student in plain sight. But who the fuck cares, Eren Jaeger was kissing him and all was right with the world.

Merry Christmas to all and to all fuck off.

Erwin smugly kept on his way down the halls, he wondered whoever could he have pushed into? Ah well, he was only pushing them in the right direction, and he`d let Hanji think it was all her doing too, because it was Christmas and he was a nice person. Truly a wonderful kind soul!

P.S. Santa, I would still like a blonde coconut for the holidays. Just letting you know.

The 9th Titan Theories

What we know for sure so far (before ch. 94):
- Ymir Fritz’s original titan got split into nine titan powers, 7 of which were in possession of Marley and two stayed with the Eldians after the Great Titan War.
- The eight known shifters are as follows: Eren Jaeger (The Coordinate+Attack Titan), Armin Arlert (Colossal Titan), Reiner Braun (Armored Titan), Annie Leonhardt (Female Titan), Zeke Jaeger (Beast Titan), Pieck (Cart Titan), Galliard (Jaw Titan).

What’s unclear:

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Bad Influence

This was written in 10 minutes and is kinda messy, but ya-ssui had the best art and I couldn’t help my fingers…
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“You’ve been staring at yourself for the past ten minutes.” Robin yawned and closed the book Raven had brought him from the Wayne Manor library, setting it off to the side. “Nothing is going to change if you don’t change it yourself.”

Raven turned around and looked at herself from the back. “I don’t like the dress.”

You didn’t pick it out.” Robin rolled over on her bed and let his head hang off the edge, looking at her with an almost bored expression. His lips twitched in annoyance and he sighed. “Alfred picked that out, right? That’s what you get when you let butlers pick out your clothes.”

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New Teen Titans vol. 2 #19

Garfield Logan is not known for his serious moments. He’s not even that close friends with Donna. But he gave her an incredibly meaningful and honest conversation during one of her greatest periods of growth, that I’m sure she treasures greatly. In four sentences Gar told Donna exactly what she needed to hear, and I don’t think anyone else could’ve done it.

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This was supposed to be cute but ended up sad…

However I’ve been thinking since Erwin lost his arm, he was pretty much feeling useless. He even told a soldier at the battlegrounds to leave him there and take Eren, calling himself replaceable. 

I’d like to think that Levi and the others keep trying to dispel this whenever they can, trying to prove to him that he, Erwin Smith, is completely and utterly irreplaceable and will never cease to be so.

TL;DR: Erwin you rock and if you ever think you are worthless I will break your nose

A bit late, but here’s the Cartoon Network schedule for Tuesday, April 4 to Monday, April 10.

The Powerpuff Girls reruns got pulled before they even started, kinda unsurprisingly. Mini Teen Titans Go! marathon and a movie marathon on Monday leading up to the premiere of Ben 10′s reboot. New episodes will premiere at 5:00p and encore at 6:30p on weekdays.

New episodes Friday to Monday:

  • Justice League Action - Saturday at 7:30a
  • LEGO Nexo Knights - Two new episodes Saturday at 7:45a
  • Ben 10 - Series premiere and 3 more episodes Monday at 5:00p
  • We Bare Bears - Monday at 7:00p

Top 3 shows:

  1. Teen Titans Go! - 131 - 42%
  2. Cloudy with a Chance of Meatballs AND The Amazing World of Gumball - 63 each - 20% each

The top 3 shows are roughly 82% of the schedule.

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So I was gonna dedicate my famous hot chocolate recipe to the show Yumeiro Patissiere but there’s a fandom that needs this comforting drink of perfection so much more right now.

prayer circle for snk
prayer circle for jean
weeps forever

AHEM ANYWAY. Lets talk hot chocolate. There are so many ways you can make hot chocolate, but there are two main ways.

way #1: the shit way. Get Hershey Swiss bullshit outta my face. 

way #2: the rad way.

If you’re doing hot chocolate right, you’re not gonna need a hot chocolate mix, fuck, you’re not even gonna need sugar.

That’s the way I’m gonna show you right now. It’s literally the perfect drink because it’s warm, creamy, but it’s flavor’s hella complex because of spices and all that jazz. It’s basically art.

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Perfect Hot Chocolate (aka Perfect Fandom Coping Mechanism)
(serves: 2-3)

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Ingredients*-

  • ¾ cup milk
  • 2/3 (14 oz) can of coconut cream
  • ½ cup heavy cream
  • 9 oz bittersweet chocolate chunks/chips/etc.
  • 1/8 tsp salt
  • 1 pinch nutmeg
  • 2 pinches cinnamon
  • 2 pinches cardamom
  • ½ pinch cayenne pepper
  • ½ tsp vanilla extract

*THESE ARE ALL VERY FLEXIBLE MEASUREMENTS. If you want it creamier, add more chocolate. Spicier? More cinnamon and cayenne. Coconut-ier? More coconut cream? Thinner? more milk. The choice is yours, nerd.

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Procedure-

  • Add all ingredients into a medium sized sauce pan over medium heat, stirring constantly until all the chocolate is melted and the drink is sort of thick and hella creamy.
  • Taste the hot chocolate and add whatever extras you think it needs. You da boss bro. You da boss.
  • Top with whipped cream, add a dollop of vanilla ice cream, or eat with some chocolate chip or checker cookies

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Wow. you are totally done making the most elaborate and delicious hot chocolate EVER. 

Real talk, I think it’s legitimately physically impossible to dislike this hot chocolate. Like it literally has anything anyone could ask for. I’m betting real money that if you asked this hot chocolate to be the best man at your wediding, it would without question, regardless of it’s gender (does hot cocoa have a gender? idk).

So enjoy it. Love it. Because once the secret gets out that you are a hot chocolate connoisseur, you will never be able to make this angelic gift from god again without people hulking around you like mini titans.

Later, nerds. Enjoy the recipe.