“Why are you tiny guys pointing your funny weapons at me?” Thor didn’t understand anything. His arrival should have been greatly celebrated. He had expected a parade, thousand of mini Thors taking the streets. People demanding to use that flashing machine to take a memory of him. And instead, this mean dressed in the funny clothes were surrounding him, ordering he put Mjolnir down. The days when Midgardians threatened him were long gone, or so he thought.  But if a fight was what they were looking for, they had found the right person. 

the signs as things my chemistry teacher did/said
  • aries: spelled a word wrong and blamed it on his 3rd grade teacher dying
  • taurus: not only put up with a kid calling him dad, but also said things like "im proud of u son" to him
  • gemini: sat down at an empty desk and told us to say he wasnt there if the principal came in
  • cancer: made a sex joke on the first day of class
  • leo: set the objective of the class as "understand covalent bonds maybe"
  • virgo: ranted enthusiastically about his dog for 20 minutes
  • libra: when i asked him about the papers all over the floor he said it was his filing cabinet
  • scorpio: explained static electricity as "doing a mini Thor"
  • sagittarius: "you just can't help yourself. just like my wife"
  • capricorn: gave us a worksheet and all of the answers were 1200
  • aquarius: "on a scale from 1 to 10, nah"
  • pisces: went off on a tangent about buttermilk

Because I wanted to write more rare ships and this post inspired me. More ThunderIron!

Tony had never met someone who talked more than him until thirty-minutes ago when a blond, beauty of a man had sat across from him at the bar and proceeded to talk Tony’s ear off. At first Tony had been too stunned by the man’s appearance and the fact that man had approached him to speak.

Tony was used to gorgeous women coming up to him to flirt, but not men. Men were such a rarity that even if the blond body builder model had been less built, wore glasses, and had pimples, Tony would have been shocked and intrigued. He would have caught his voice sooner, but he would have been intrigued.

It had taken a full minute for Tony to hear what the blond man was saying, that he was hear on a blind date and that he was very pleased by Tony’s appearance and that he’d heard about Tony’s interest in science.

The blond wasn’t wrong about Tony’s interest in science, although he’d gotten the field wrong—Tony was not interested in astrophysics at all.

The more the blond talked, the more Tony realized that the man was describing one of Tony’s acquaintances: Jane Foster.

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Thor #600 by Marko Djurdjevic

THOR #600



Wraparound Cover by OLIVIER COIPEL

Variant Wraparound Cover by MARKO DJURDJEVIC

Variant Cover by MARC SILVESTRI

The mighty God of Thunder hits a major milestone! THOR goes back to its classic numbering for this issue 600

mega-event, and even Stan “The Man” Lee joins the party with an all-new story! J. Michael Straczynski and Olivier Coipel bring

their widely acclaimed run to a major culmination! And Chris Giarrusso lays down an epic Mini Marvels Thor adventure!

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Gif source:  Clint  |  Steve&Thor

Imagine you’re dating Clint and he gets jealous of your relationship with Steve and Thor and how much you hang out with them.

——— Request for anon ———

“Can we do something besides drink or work out for once?” you groan, smile on your lips as you watch the super soldier and the god look up innocently at you.

“Do you have a particular activity in mind?” Thor asks.

“I don’t know,” you cross your arms as you think for a moment, “Bowling? Mini golf?”

Steve chuckles at the thought of Thor playing mini golf, “Wasn’t there that movie you wanted to see coming out tonight? The Star Wars one?”

“Oooh! Great idea, Steve!” you grin.

“I thought it was just going to be the two of us,” you turn to see Clint standing in the doorway, lips pursed in a mildly annoyed manner as he looks at the other Avengers, “We have a date, remember?”

You let out a small chuckle, “Don’t worry, Clint. I’d have to get these two caught up on the other movies in the series, first, anyway. It is just going to be the two of us tonight.”

You were the only woman on Asgard who was ever kind to Loki, you were of course only his hand maid. You never thought you made any sort of impact on the god. Even when you didn’t have to serve Loki any longer, you still brought him his meals and books while he was imprisoned.
Odin found out of your kindness towards Loki, furious that Loki had kindness from someone. He has you banished to Midgard for the rest of your life, But you also have to tell Loki you always thought he was a monster.

“Why are you here y/n, has my father made my meal early?”
“No…Not today my lord…I’m supposed to tell you i hate you, after all these years of serving you, being near you i cannot bear to say those lies”
“Why must you tell me those y/n?”
“I must leave my darling, i am no longer of Asgard, a punishment for my kindness that i do not regret. I am to spend my days on midgard”
“And it is i who has gotten you into this mess”

Walking closer towards the cell you gently got to your knee’s closest to the wall he was leaning against.

“No, Don’t ever say that. I am kind because you deserve it, i understand you, maybe not in every way. Yet i do understand your madness at the world. You are no monster Loki, you shall never be a monster…at least not to me.”
“When shall you leave”
“As soon as i’m finished here”
“This is goodbye then”
“No my dear, this is farewell. I can never return home”
“Loki…my prince there is a thing you must know…I will always care and love you, no matter what you do. remember me as a person who cared, remember that i will always care”

As you walked from the cell’s, just passing through the doors where the guards were waiting to escort you away, you heard a scream, not just of pain but of anguish and hate, of pain an sorrow.
Wishing you could turn back. But only moving forwards, perhaps he will realize his ways sooner….

Deleted scenes from The Avengers script #117
  • Loki: Enough!! Silence! You are, all of you, beneath me!
  • Clint: Actually, *you're* beneath me. *I* have the top bunk.
  • Natasha: Yeah. It's his nest. And you're way down at the bottom there.
  • Thor: He has always preferred it down there.
  • Bruce: Wait - how many bunks does this thing have??
  • Tony: Seven.
  • Steve: Is something burning?
  • Tony: I'm toasting mini marshmallows.
  • Thor: May I have some, metal man? I am on the bunk above Loki's.
  • Loki: If Thor gets marshmallows, *I* get marshmallows.
  • Thor: You always want what I have!
  • Loki: I will no longer live in the shade of your marshmallows!!
  • Tony: Dr. Banner, can you pass these down?
  • Bruce: Sure, uh - Argh! Too hot!!
  • Bruce:
  • Hulk: !!HULK SMASH!!
  • *(Entire bed collapses)*
  • Fury: *(enters room)* Who wants midnight cookies?
  • Fury: *(sees mess)*
  • Fury: I *told* you motherfuckers this wasn't going to work. Now *I've* gotta clean up this mess! That's it! *No-one* gets midnight cookies!!
  • Fury: *(slams door)*
  • Everybody:
  • Loki: *(quietly eats collapsed, melted marshmallow off of own face)*