minerva severus

Cursed Child Character Summaries
  • Harry: *still famous and hating it*
  • Ginny: *cool mom*
  • Hermione: *always in love with ron*
  • Ron: *always in love with 'mione*
  • Draco: *sass + redemption*
  • McGonagall: *100% done*
  • Albus: *requires a hug 24/7*
  • Scorpius: Nerd™
  • Rose: *2k16 version of "it's leviOsa"*
  • Delphi: uNTRUSTWORTHY AF

the half-blood prince is literally the funniest movie out of all of them because:

1. harry with the pincers 

2. cormac throwing up all over snapes shoes  

3. hermione telling off lavender in the hospital wing 

4. harry with the felix felicis in general 

5. THE PINCERS 

6. “how much for this?” “5 galleons” “how much for me?” “5 galleons” “i’m your brother.” “10 galleons

7. “why is it when something happens, its always you three?” “believe me, professor, i’ve been asking myself the same question for 6 years.” 

8. “who’s harry potter?” “oh, no one. bit of a tosser really” 

8. did i mention the PINCERS YET 

9. “she’s only interested in you because she thinks you’re the chosen one” “but i am the chosen one*gets hit with newspaper* “ok sorry, kidding

10. “it’s no joke! i’m in love with her.” “alright fine, you’re in love with her. have you actually met her?” “no….can you introduce me?

Shit Slytherins Say: #30
—  I like my coffee how I like myself: Dark, bitter and too hot for you.
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               hp character aesthetics
                            ↳ order of the phoenix [ pg1 ]

I have this heartbreaking little head cannon that whenever someone casually brings up that Harry’s sons are named after two marauders, he just smiles proudly and says they were named after three.

People tend to look a tad confused, so he chuckles and pulls out a picture of his children. He points to the blue haired one in the middle, the other three children laughing along with the boy who they’ve never known as anything other than a brother. “That’s my son, Teddy Remus Lupin.”

The 25 Days of Shit Slytherins Say: #7
  • “Baby all I want for Christmas is a higher GPA, maybe some motivation, a little less body fat, and a few thousand dollars”
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Draco Dormiens Nunquam Titillandus

Ok but hear me out:
What we really need is a Harry Potter TV show.
Season 1 will be all about the founders, their youth, how they met each other how they founded Hogwarts and the drama with Salazar Slytherin.
Season 2 will be loads of additional characters during the first centuries of the school and just a lot of regular Hogwarts stuff BECAUSE WE ALL WANT MORE OF THAT. AND THEN
Season 3 will show all of our favourite professors attending Hogwarts and give us loads of information about their backgrounds and THEN FINALLY IN
Season 4 we will move on to THE MARAUDERS AGE. Young James. Young Sirius. Young Remus. Young Peter. Young Lily. Young everyone-we-love.
Just. Imagine.