minerva severus

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More than 5 different covers, more than 50 languages; same old but pure gold of a story, 20 years of one of the best book that ever written, Harry Potter and the Philosopher’s/Sorcer’s Stone.

  • <p> <b><p></b> <b>Ron:</b> Why are you naked?<p/><b>Harry:</b> I don't have clothes.<p/><b>Ron:</b> *opens closet* You have shirts, pants, jackets, hi Draco, socks...<p/></p><p/></p>
  • McGonagall: So. Who broke the tea pot? I'm not mad, I just wanna know.
  • Hagrid: I did. I broke it.
  • McGonagall: No. No you didn't. Albus?
  • Dumbledore: Don't look at me. Look at Severus.
  • Snape: What?! I didn't break it.
  • Dumbledore: Oh that's weird. How'd you even know it was broken?
  • Severus: Because it's sitting right in front of us and it's broken.
  • Dumbledore: Suspicious.
  • Snape: No it's not!
  • Sprout: If it matters, probably not, but Horace was the last one to use it.
  • Slughorn: Liar! I don't even drink that crap!
  • Sprout: Oh really? Then what were you doing by the tea cart earlier?
  • Slughorn: I use the wooden stirrers to push back my cuticles. Everyone knows that Pomona!
  • Hagrid: Okay let's not fight. I broke it. Let me pay for it Minerva.
  • McGonagall: No! Who broke it?!
  • Snape: Minerva...Filius has been awfully quiet.
  • Flitwick: REALLY?!
  • [Everyone starts arguing]
  • McGonagall: [later] I broke it. I burned my hand so I punched it. I predict 10 minutes from now they'll be at each other's throats with warpaint on their faces and a pig head on a stick. Good. It was getting a little too chummy around here.
Gryffindor Headcanons

• petting every dog they see
• saying ‘yolo’ in a sarcastic way until it becomes a habit
• hurting someone by accident and laughing so hard about it that they forget to apologise
• ‘I’m not a drama queen I’m just….yeah okay I am’
• getting distracted easily when trying to do school work
• being great at giving speeches in front of the class and being very eloquent in other situations as well
• annoying friends on purpose
• throwing their dirty worn clothes on the floor after undressing
• loud singing under the shower
• being overly dramatic when they’ve caught a cold but pretending like nothing is wrong when they’ve broken several limbs, burned all their hair and nearly died because they ‘wanted to try something out’
• getting sun burned after falling asleep outside
• having too much coffee
• convincing friends doing something with them with the phrase 'Come on! It’ll be fun!’
• friends are family
• nothing is impossible and therefore everything must be tried
• being able to accomplish anything as soon as they’re excited about it


Hufflepuff Headcanons

Slytherin Headcanons

Ravenclaw Headcanons

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Draco Dormiens Nunquam Titillandus

The marauders everyone

Credit to @fralle-chan and @remusyoulittleshit
  • McGonagall: Where's Dumbledore?
  • Snape: He's still in Azkaban.
  • McGonagall: I thought they were only keeping him one night?!
  • Snape: Yeah, but he keeps escaping. He thinks it's a game. Fourth time they've brought him back in.

Ok but hear me out:
What we really need is a Harry Potter TV show.
Season 1 will be all about the founders, their youth, how they met each other how they founded Hogwarts and the drama with Salazar Slytherin.
Season 2 will be loads of additional characters during the first centuries of the school and just a lot of regular Hogwarts stuff BECAUSE WE ALL WANT MORE OF THAT. AND THEN
Season 3 will show all of our favourite professors attending Hogwarts and give us loads of information about their backgrounds and THEN FINALLY IN
Season 4 we will move on to THE MARAUDERS AGE. Young James. Young Sirius. Young Remus. Young Peter. Young Lily. Young everyone-we-love.
Just. Imagine.