miner meme

Dated memes: crave that mineral
Old memes: le trolled face
Ancient memes: it’s peanut butter jelly time
Prehistoric memes: long cat is long
Memes lost by time: pools closed



We all know witches crave that mineral! Show your love for all things crystalline with this original design! All designs also available on tops, pillows, bags, tapestries and stickers.

Blue/Purple Crystals  ☆ Pink/Purple Crystals  Blue/Aqua Crystals

The signs as memes

Aries: do you crave that mineral

Taurus: pepe

Gemini: I’m a snerson (snake person)

Cancer: I’m a snerson (snail person)

Leo: blowing the trumpet and slamming the oven door


Libra: I’ve never heard of a George Glass at our sküle

Scorpio: left shark

Sagittarius: inappropriate audition songs

Capricorn: *looks at smudged writing on hand*

Aquarius: I came out here to have a good time and I’m honestly feeling so attacked right now

Pisces: putting things in that weird-ass advertisement frame

The year is 2047. A teenage girl sits on her bed, looking at old memes from the 10’s on her vintage MacBook Air. A flower crown sits atop her head, and Panic! At the Disco posters adorn her walls. The girl sighs, forlorn, as she stares at the Crave That Mineral meme on her screen. “I was born in the wrong generation,” she whispers.


The story: My wife @bunkyy was concerned about my love for furry memes. I told her I love whatever meme is popular at the time, and then said, “Hell if the next meme is fuckin rock salt I’ll be all over that too.” “Rock salt?!” She says. So here are a few I made. The insert-rock-salt-into-an-already-existing-meme meme in the order I made them. Thank you for your time.

The signs as memes
  • Aries: Viva La Pluto
  • Taurus: Bee Movie
  • Gemini: Don't cry... Craft
  • Cancer: Sure, Jan
  • Leo: Darude Sandstorm
  • Virgo: Paul Blart Mall Cop
  • Libra: Snake meme, or sneme
  • Scorpio: Sneme (snail meme)
  • Sagittarius: Skeleton War
  • Capricorn: Crave that mineral
  • Aquarius: Putin banned memes meme
  • Pisces: Left Shark