Cats are indeed traditional, because they are:

  1. Disarmingly adorable (as demonstrated above)
  2. Equipped with several sharp points
  3. Incapable of giving any fucks (as demonstrated in the bottom left panel of the above)

But really, any animal minion you desire can be adapted to your purposes. Just make sure you are fully cognizant of the commitment you’re making, and remember: if you adopt your animal minion, they will be that much more loyal to you.


Deleted ‘Mean Girls’ Scene Is So, So Fetch

This deleted “Mean Girls” scene is so fetch. (Yes, we’re still trying to make fetch happen).

In the clip, available as an extra when you purchase the film on iTunes, Cady (Lindsay Lohan) encounters Regina (Rachel McAdams) in the bathroom at the school dance just before Spring Fling King and Queen are announced.

Watch the full scene here.