Ah, Minecraft. The game where punching trees is a logical introduction to horticulture. Where green dynamite beasts cower in fear of house cats. Where you can dig through to the center of the earth and fall into oblivion. And where you can bake cakes. Yes cakes, that wonderful confection that you craft from milk,
eggs, wheat, and sugar, stare at in longing for a few seconds, then place on
your shelf to never eat because it’s just too cute.
Or not, that might just be me. Placing it makes it useless, so my cow
hunting has been all for naught but a centerpiece in my block kitchen. Or as
much of a kitchen as you can call it, it’s a corner of my cave on a pedestal
flanked by a crafting table and cauldron. That’s all you need, right?
In real life, maybe not. Here, eating an entire cake unfortunately doesn’t put you back to peak
health. A little bit counter-productive actually, now that I
think about it. I probably didn’t do myself any favors by having a second
piece, and I really know I didn’t restore health. But throw real life to the
wind, you’re on Minecraft hunting after buried pyramids! You need all the help
you can get when those zombies decide to hide in the dark! And there, cake is
The recipe is under the cut. (also, fondant is yucky so I use buttercream -don’t freak out of yours doesn’t look perfect)
There are a lot of minecraft “irl” foods out there but surprisingly no cookies. I had to do something about this monstrosity. I went straight to work planning out the idea. The recipe is really simple and can be done in almost no time at all. Perfect for when you and your buddies decide to do a Minecraft all-nighter and need some chow.
These cookies look amazing and taste just as good. It isn’t that complicated to make so please don’t just look at the pictures. If you read this part of the article please say “Cookies, yum yum” in the comments.