Ah, Minecraft. The game where punching trees is a logical introduction to horticulture. Where green dynamite beasts cower in fear of house cats. Where you can dig through to the center of the earth and fall into oblivion. And where you can bake cakes. Yes cakes, that wonderful confection that you craft from milk, eggs, wheat, and sugar, stare at in longing for a few seconds, then place on your shelf to never eat because it’s just too cute.
Or not, that might just be me. Placing it makes it useless, so my cow hunting has been all for naught but a centerpiece in my block kitchen. Or as much of a kitchen as you can call it, it’s a corner of my cave on a pedestal flanked by a crafting table and cauldron. That’s all you need, right?
In real life, maybe not. Here, eating an entire cake unfortunately doesn’t put you back to peak health. A little bit counter-productive actually, now that I think about it. I probably didn’t do myself any favors by having a second piece, and I really know I didn’t restore health. But throw real life to the wind, you’re on Minecraft hunting after buried pyramids! You need all the help you can get when those zombies decide to hide in the dark! And there, cake is your friend.
The recipe is under the cut. (also, fondant is yucky so I use buttercream -don’t freak out of yours doesn’t look perfect)
-MJ & K