normal brain: sasusaku is underdeveloped as a pairing and is an insult to the character development that Sakura got
bigger brain: the actual manga was drawn out and made no sense and the endgame pairings are just about making more money with a new generation it’s Not That Deep
cosmic brain: lets be real no one was ever expecting a Gay Ending but if he had to make it good and christian™ why not NS? Literally though???
Ultimate Brain: Sasusaku = mlm/wlw solidarity, they go clubbing on Fridays and sasuke once cried all over sakura because the pineapple garnish on his cocktail reminded him of naruto