a list of running gags in fullmetal alchemist that will never not be hilarious

- creative excuses as to why alphonse is always in a suit of armor
- “edward drink your milk” “BUT I HATE MILK!!”
- fight me the ed being short jokes will always be funny
- bonus: “maybe if you drink your milk you’ll get taller!!” [insert Ed’s Anger Rampage™]
- roy being useless when it’s raining
- someone transmutating a spear and it being broken almost immediately
- ed doing really Extra things whenever someone so much as implies he might have a crush on winry, my personal favorite being reciting the entire periodic table
- “ed don’t ruin ur automail this time” [immediately proceeds to ruin his automail]