Adventures in Extroverted Sensing
  • Ni:Alright. Plan of action. This time, we're doing it right.
  • Se:*tied up and gagged in the corner*
  • Fe:I feel like the best course of action would be the course of action that makes everyone happy. I suggest this: *lays out detailed plan that ends in other people's happiness*
  • Ti:Hm. I agree, but this doesn't take care of this issue presented here. *points out issue in plan*
  • Ni:Fe, as much as we appreciate this input, I don't see this going well.
  • Fe:Fair enough.
  • Se:*wriggling out of ropes*
  • Ti:My proposed plan is to-
  • Se:*jumps on the table* WHO'S READY TO STAY IN SWEATPANTS ALL DAY?!
  • Fe:Crap.
  • Ni:Who invited freaking Se?!
  • Ti:Dangit Se.
  • Se:*Dancing on the table*
  • INFJ as a whole:*eye twitches*

anonymous asked:

(Saracstic Ask) How to develop each function?

How to develop Se

To fully experience that rush of living in the moment, you must jump off a cliff. Don’t have the guts? Well, you obviously don’t, since you don’t have enough Se. You may also train yourself by riding a rollercoaster repeatedly until you cannot remember who you were or feel anything anymore. The only thing you will be able to experience is the appreciation of this moment. Beautiful, isn’t it?

How to develop Si

This one is quite easy. Just go take those SAT vocab practice tests for fun. Here’s a link: https://www.vocabtest.com/ If you can memorize everything, your Si is at the top of the game!

How to develop Ne

Get high.

How to develop Ni

One cannot “develop” psychic abilities, one can only be born with it. Just go find a fortune teller, or a crazy INFJ.

How to develop Te

Model from the best. Remember that bully from your elementary school? Yes, you remember them, don’t you? Strong Te has that lasting effect on you. Pretend to be like them and go boss people around. Your Te will go through the roof in no time.

How to develop Ti

To have a fully developed Ti, you need the following items:

  • 20 of the most frustrating chain puzzles you can find
  • 5000 piece jigsaw puzzle (the whole thing must be the same plain color)

Solve them, take them apart, put them back together again 10 times, and you will be able to solve anything the world throws at you from then on.

How to develop Fe

Put on a “free hugs” T-shirt and go stand at the busiest mall in the city for 5 hours per day for 1 month. You’ll learn to absolutely, unconditionally, wholeheartedly, devotedly be in love with people (no sarcasms intended), just like Fe-doms.

How to develop Fi

You must learn to FEEL! And express that FEEL! - Go watch 100 movies that make you cry. Here are some examples:

  • The Notebook
  • ET
  • Grave of the Fireflies
  • A Walk to Remember
  • P.S. I Love You
  • Marley & Me
  • Toy Story 3
  • Inside Out

Good luck,

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Ni and Se

Ni: What are the future implications of a situation
Se: What is currently happening and what does this mean

Take for example two people looking into each other’s eyes. The NJ says “they’re going to get together”, the SP says “they’re attracted to each other”. When asked why this is, the NJ stumbles. When asked what this will lead onto, the SP stumbles.

This is a very simplified example, but I think it is helpful in understanding. The SP is not simple. They are not “missing things”. When figuring what things mean, what is happening, what the evidence shows, they will outdo the NJ. When figuring out what things will lead onto, the NJ will outdo the SP. Extraverted sensing is not just “taking information in through the five senses” it is noticing everything now and telling you what this means in the current situation. At an extraordinary level, it’s Sherlock Holmes. Extraverted sensors are incredibly perceptive and are brilliant at knowing “what’s actually going on” and this power has been incorrectly given only to NJs.

So, to recap. Se is shockingly insightful and doesn’t “just notice things I’m the environment”. If you have any questions or comments (because I get the feeling some people are going to disagree), the ask box is always open (or just reblog this with your comments idk).