Voltage: ok guys we got 12 signs of the zodiac so we got 12 dateable gods
Voltage: WE NEED NAMES PEOPLE
Voltage: COME AT ME
dude: OK so I think each god needs like a totally different and unique name from their signs
dude: *googles weird baby names*
dude: OK I’M READY THROW ME SOME SIGNS
dude: KRIOFF KINDA LIKE THAT GUY FROM FROZEN BUT NOT REALLY
Voltage: ok were half way there this is some good stuff right there
dude: OK MAN THIS IS MY FAVE. ICHTHYS.
Voltage: Aquarius! dude:HUEDHAUT
dude: DUI. REMINDS ME OF THE WORD D-D-D-D-DUEL. dude: MAN I’M SO PUMPED GIVE ME MORE SIGNS
dude: *looks around google nervously* uh…T-teorus?
dude: *sweats profusely* L…leon…
Voltage: ok? last one…Scorpio…
dude: *avoids eye contact and talks under his breath* s…scorpio…
dude: I CAN’T THINK OF ANY NEW NAMES OK
Voltage: UGH FINE.
*a few months later*
Voltage: I can’t believe we couldn’t come up with a better name than that. dude: *shrugs* the fans love him so whatever…
H.A.L.T.[ SCM Edition // click for better resolution ]
HI, PLEASE STOP WHAT YOU’RE DOING RIGHT NOW BECAUSE THESE LITTLE STARDUDES ARE HERE TO REMIND YOU: NOT TO STARVE YOURSELF / LET YOUR WORSE FEELINGS CONTROL YOU / THINK YOUR PROBLEMS AREN’T WORTH TALKING ABOUT / OVER-PUSH YOURSELF. You got that? Good. Now pass it on.
Voltage Push Notifications during General Elections
<p><b>KBTBB:</b> Don't let the bidders fall behind! Vote Now!<p/><b>SCM:</b> OVERTHROW EISUKE AND WE'LL SELL YOU A REALLY SHORT STORY THAT WE RELEASED FOR FREE IN JAPAN! VOTE NOW!<p/><b>SITS:</b> If we make it to the top whatever, we'll release a new story! it'll come out in Japan first tho. you probably won't get it in english. VOTE NOW!<p/><b>EITM:</b> We'll give you an existing cg with some sparkly shit and some words on it for free if these guys make it to the top 10. VOTE NOW!<p/><b>HLITF:</b> we're giving you false hope for jin. VOTE NOW!<p/><b>Other non participating/older participating apps:</b> *exists*<p/></p>