winifred burkle once told me after a sinful amount of chinese food, and in lieu of absolutely nothing, “i think a lot of people would choose to be green. your shade, if they had the choice.” if i hear one note—one quarter-note—that tells me you had any involvement, these two won’t even have time to kill you.
“You’re not bringing a wolf inside my house to sleep. I know what happened in Little Red Riding Hood.” - my grandma
Lorne is eight weeks old here and he is meeting my grandma’s dog for the first time inside of an enclosed patio. We just flew across the country to visit and the only thing that makes me smile more than this is taking him through TSA.