“Oh you know what I’m talking about. In this city you better learn to get along, ‘cause L.A’s got it all. The glamour and the grit, the big breaks and the heartaches, the sweet young lovers and the nasty, ugly, hairy fiends that suck out your brain through your face. It’s all part of the big, wacky variety show we call Los Angeles. You never know what’s coming next. And let’s admit it folks: isn’t that why we love it?”
Lorne is asexual, but he loves flirting with everyone and calling them cutesy names because A) it makes them happy and/or flustered, which are equally enjoyable, and B) he genuinely thinks everybody is cute as heck
omg today I had two random but wicked thoughts and I need them to happen.
1. I was thinking about Granada!Watson ironing his clothes and he was wearing boxers/camisole & sock garters and Holmes was looking at him intensely, smoking his pipe. (fanart anyone?)
2. Donna was at The Caritas and was singing a song and Lorne had a vision of her past with the Doctor and it knocked him out and he fainted. (Some months after the Doctor wiped her memory of him maybe) (fanfic anyone?)