mine:jonghyun

shinee hosts a movie marathon

onew:

  • microwaved three bags of popcorn 
  • falls asleep before the climax 
  • wakes up, *whispering to key* “what’s happening???? who the hell is that???? weren’t they friends???” key: we’re not on the same movie anymore dude 
  • lowkey texting the whole time 

jonghyun:

  • tissues just in case 
  • wants to watch the bee movie (”the bee movie is a cinematic masterpiece”
  • loud sniffling 
  • keeps saying the book is better and pointing out every divergence from canon until someone HITS HIM BC WE’RE WATCHING THE MOVIE NOT THE BOOK 
  • just continues his running commentary under his breath

key:

  • made nachos 
  • “jong we’re not watching the bee movie” while typing in bee movie into netflix 
  • screams at not even scary parts bc of a slight popup, which causes ot4 to jump too and then throw popcorn at him 
  • keeps calling the characters stupid for every bit of miscommunication
  • mispronounces their names on purpose to piss minho off 

minho:

  • most hype for movie night 
  • seen this movie before, WATCHING everyone to make sure they’re laughing at the important parts 
  • butthurt bc they’re not reacting like they’re supposed to 
  • had to pee for the last two movies but this is an important part and his bladder probably won’t burst 
  • wink wink nudge nudges tae at every sexual innuendo (tae: “never touch me”) 

taemin: 

  • lying on the couch upside, head touching the floor bc “it’s a cinematic experience” 
  • leaves in the middle to make hot chocolate
  • keeps asking whatever characters on screen love each other 
  • hiccuping loudly, not trying much to get rid of them until he’s kicked out until they’re gone 

themidnightclouds  asked:

What about the boys trying to make their own garden?? Idk where this came from but it sounds catastrophi c

oh dear it does, here we go!!!

onew: 

  • “why would you buy plants you can’t eat the concept is beyond me” 
  • bought the wrong seeds, all of them are corn. just corn 
  • looking at the stalks getting taller and taller: “something is not right” 
  • embraces his unintentional corn famerness (key: “but corn are just empty calories with no dietary benefit”) 
  • gifts everyone corn for their birthday

jonghyun: 

  • excited at the garden shop 
  • fell in love with a hawaiian hibiscus 
  • “this one’s onew plant, this one’s jonghyun plant, this one’s kibummie plant, and this one’s minho plant!” / tae: …where’s mine / *shrugs* / tae: *whispering* “ok the fuck”
  • honestly is terrible at gardening 
  • tries for the first week but forgets if he watered them or not so all of his plants are overwatered or dehydrated 
  • just eats everyone else’s veggies bc it tastes better when someone else makes it anyways 

key: 

  • planned out quadrants for his plants, hella organized 
  • sprays everyone with the hose but uses a watering can for his plants 
  • watering jong’s feet: “we need to plant jonghyun again, maybe we’ll get a few more inches out of him”
  • farmer chic 
  • growing cucumbers to spite tae 
  • looks very soft and proud when looking out at what he grew  

minho:

  • keeps making hoe hoe hoe jokes 
  • highkey at war with the backyard animals 
  • rages when he finds a hole going under the wire fence he put up and bitemarks on his vegetables 
  • subsequent angry weeding 
  • you didn’t think that someone could garden angrily did you?? well you are wrong 
  • minho chill
  • doesn’t wear gloves bc “he’s connecting with the earth” (pls wear gloves) 

taemin: 

  • when asked what he’s planting will say “beans” every single time 
  • therefore should have a bean garden
  • but is only one to successfully have a variety of tomatoes, peppers, and squash bc he wants to prove that he can take care of living things ok 
  • tracks dirt everywhere now
  • still continues to refer to all of his plants as beans (*holding up a watermelon* look at this ginormous bean i grew) 
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How they could have made that new Power Rangers movie much better 😁