I’m binging humans are weird posts right now and I am probably going to get way too into this later tonight, but just the entire “hold my beer” culture interacting with Very Serious Alien Diplomats makes me want to scream.
Alien: By my calculations, the leap from the landing bay to the ship is too great for your physiology, Human Steve. I will call for assistance–
Human Steve: nah, nah, nah, C’Rahn, nah I know parkour.
Alien C’Rahn: Who is Parkou—aaaaAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
Alien C’Rahn: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH I KILLED THE–
Human Steve, rolling: LOL sick!
Alien C’Rahn, rushing to the edge and seeing Human Steve alive: HOW?!