I’m binging humans are weird posts right now and I am probably going to get way too into this later tonight, but just the entire “hold my beer” culture interacting with Very Serious Alien Diplomats makes me want to scream.

Alien: By my calculations, the leap from the landing bay to the ship is too great for your physiology, Human Steve. I will call for assistance–

Human Steve: nah, nah, nah, C’Rahn, nah I know parkour.

Alien C’Rahn: Who is Parkou—aaaaAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!

Human Steve:

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Human Steve, rolling: LOL sick!

Alien C’Rahn, rushing to the edge and seeing Human Steve alive: HOW?!

Human Steve: *shrugs* Parkour.

I’ve been wondering.
A lot. About you mostly.

I wonder if you could fall for me again?
I know I could, for sure.

When I see you, all of these feelings are coming back to me. It’s terrifying and exciting at the same time.

So tell me, could you?

—  L.N. | could you?