Screw This, Everyone is Attractive

What even is sexuality?

Like, one one hand you have Ellen Page, who is most likely some kind of goddess.

But then, look around you, and suddenly there’s Spikey Van Dykey, who is also pretty much perfect

But then, on the more male-identifying end of the spectrum, you become exposed to to the likes of David Tennant,

and Anthony Rapp.

But then, look around you again and suddenly RuPaul,

And, hell, even Tim Curry appear and you get confused all over again.

You know, if I could just have a nice, labelled, possibly colour co-ordinated map of my sexuality, that would be great. Thanks again, universe.