mine:crisis

  • *looses keys*
  • Me:¯\_(ツ)_/¯
  • *looses phone*
  • Me:¯\_(ツ)_/¯
  • *dog dies*
  • Me:¯\_(ツ)_/¯
  • *house burns down*
  • Me:¯\_(ツ)_/¯
  • *dies*
  • My ghost:¯\_(ツ)_/¯
  • Josh:*shaves beard*
  • Me:how fuCKING DARE YOU?!?!?!?! DONT YOU KNOW THAT BEARD WAS MY INSPIRATION IN LIFE??? HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO LIVE ANYMORE????!?!? WHO AM I?!?!?!?!??

diezarattman asked:

I've been reading up on your stuff about Chara and how their real goal is a corrupted True Pacifist ending, and I was wondering, what would they really do with that? You mention they took control of Frisk's soul and killed all their friends, and then everyone else, humanity included, but how would they do that last part? Wouldn't they have to redo the original "suicide and get my soul absorbed by a monster" plan in order to attain such power?

If they killed Toriel and Asgore and absorbed their souls, Chara would gain their soul power. they wouldn’t have the creativity and magical form they would have in the vessel of a monster, but they would still have extremely high Attack, Defense, Speed, Hope, and determination.

It would be like paying Oddjob in Goldeneye with instant kill melee attacks.
Although trapped in the physical form of Frisk, Chara would be able to destroy any humans soul with one slice, and they have a high defense against any magic. You’ve got a short kid that can run like twice the speed of Usain Bolt, kill with a single swing of their knife, dodge like a martial artist, has the determination to keep going and systematically kill everything in their way like a terminator, the hope to get up after each blow as long as they are still capable of moving, and the manipulative skills and mind of a psychology/criminology textbook example of a psychopath.

Chara is clever and resourceful. They could kill 100 people easily, especially if this takes place in Europe, they would be able to kill 1000 if they have enough dodging skills and speed to actually magically dodge bullets, like their soul dragging their body around at that speed could have fatal g-forces, but whatever, magic is the catch all excuse for this.

Chara would be a monster to humans. When you get reports of a demonic child zipping through towns systematically killing people with a magic knife and being tactical and fooling police, an unstoppable thing like that would cause chaos. Look at how scared and hateful terrorism makes people, how hateful and freaked out people got about Ebola. People started signing wills in Boston when the Boston Marathon Bomber was on the run. I remember my mom freaking out and hugging me after I got home from school and being so scared when 9/11 happened and scared they would nuke D.C. and it would reach us. When you see enough tragedies, you learn the societal response of fear and hatred and mass suicide and looting and loss of order and compassion is worse than the original event. People give up hope and give up their humanity. Chara themselves doesn’t need to kill off all of humanity. They just need to get it started and watch as we do it to ourselves.