“After Jimmy “The Butcher” Figgis sees Jake and Holt’s viral video, the two begin plotting their attack. However, when caught red-handed, they are forced to experience the other side of the interrogation table…“
um can you believe Amy Santiago invented feminism in Brooklyn Nine-Nine season 3 episode 5, ‘Halloween III’ when she tricked and humiliated her boyfriend and mentor because they were leaving her out? your fave could never
ok i know we all think the wedding is jake and amy’s but….can i introduce you to the concept of it being the celebration of the union between captain raymond jacob holt and professor kevin cozner?????
just imagine, after their reunion (almost one year apart!!!!) they decide that yes, they really do want to have a tasteful celebration of their love for each other and all that’s kept them apart. they plan it, kevin and ray show up in IMPECCABLE tuxedos. cheddar is the ring bearer. the squad does some like…honor guard thing down the aisle. terry is ray’s best person. idk maybe gina is kevin’s best person. idk. happy dancing where kevin and ray have slight smiles on their faces as they waltz IMPECCABLY to some meaningful song. maybe they do a slow dance to a jazz piece about l o ve. the end scene has amy and jake looking at each other, looking at the captain and kevin across the hall and how besotted they are, and just….”maybe,” they think. “maybe.”
just…..the holt/cozner wedding we’ve been waiting for, with the couple that’s been apart for ONE!!YEAR!!!
So anyways one of my best friends gave me the most amazing Rosa™ style faux leather jacket for my birthday and …
- my brother got a Jake™ style one just a few months ago
- we are precisely the correct heights (5’ 7" and 5’ 9" respectively)
- we have the RIGHT HAIR (mine is a bit too light and too curly, his a bit too dark and not curly enough, but anyhoops)
Anyways my dreams are coming true and we can casually cosplay as actual Cool Big Sister Diaz and Annoying Little Brother Peralta
Detective Jake Peralta is a good enough cop that he’s never had to work that hard or follow the rules too closely. Perhaps because he has the best arrest record among his colleagues, he’s been enabled - if not indulged - throughout his entire career. That is, until the precinct gets a new commanding officer, Captain Ray Holt, who reminds this hotshot cop to respect the badge. Jake may have collared more criminals, but Detective Amy Santiago is close behind, and she’s keenly aware of how many arrests she needs to close the gap. Amy grew up with seven brothers who were all cops. She’s the first girl in the family to put on a police uniform, and suffice it to say: she’s extremely competitive… about everything.