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The Avengers as Parents
  • Steve:Look at you, when you grow up we'll go fishing and ride our bikes together and (lists of mid 20th century stereotypes of parenthood)
  • Tony:You're going to like science and we're going to build awesome stuff together--as soon as Jarvis loads every parenting book ever onto my phone.
  • Thor:WE SHALL SMITE MANY A FOE ONE DAY!
  • Bruce:I--uh--the law of conservation of matter, and, uh (lists sciency things with tangential connections to parenting.)
  • Clint/Natasha:(Mostly normal parents until they see something that might be a threat to their kid. Then they pull out their weapons and get ready to avenge shit.)
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