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The Signs As Songs off of Melodrama

Melodrama by Lorde (Scorpio Sun, Virgo Moon, Capricorn Rising)

Aries: Supercut
I’m someone you maybe might love
I’ll be your quiet afternoon crush
Be your violent overnight rush
Make you crazy over my touch

But it’s just a supercut of us

Taurus: Writer In The Dark 
I am my mother’s child, I’ll love you ‘til my breathing stops 
I’ll love you 'til you call the cops on me 
But in our darkest hours, I stumbled on a secret power 
I’ll find a way to be without you, babe 

Gemini: Homemade Dynamite
A couple rebel top gun pilots
Flying with nowhere to be
Don’t know you super well
But I think that you might be the same as me
Behave abnormally

Let’s let things come out of the woodwork
I’ll give you my best side, tell you all my best lies
Yeah, awesome right?

Cancer: Hard Feelings 
These are what they call hard feelings of love 
When the sweet words and fevers all leave us right here in the cold 
Alone with the hard feelings of love 
God I wish I believed ya when you told me this was my home 

Leo: The Louvre 
Our thing progresses 
I call and you come through 
Blow all my friendships 
To sit in hell with you 
But we’re the greatest 
They’ll hang us in the Louvre 
Down the back, but who cares—still the Louvre 

Virgo: Liability 
So I guess I’ll go home into the arms of the girl that I love
The only love I haven’t screwed up
She’s so hard to please but she’s a forest fire
I do my best to meet her demands, play at romance
We slow dance in the living room, but all that a stranger would see
Is one girl swaying alone, stroking her cheek

Libra: Sober II (Melodrama) 
Know you won’t remember in the morning when 
I speak my mind 
Lights are on and they’ve gone home, but who am I? 
Oh, how fast the evening passes, cleaning up 
The champagne glasses 

We told you this was melodrama 

Scorpio: Green Light 
Well those rumors, they have big teeth 
Hope they bite you 
Thought you said that you would always be in love 
But you’re not in love no more 
Did it frighten you 
How we kissed when we danced on the light up floor? 

Sagittarius: Perfect Places 
Are you lost enough? 
Have another drink, get lost in us 
This is how we get notorious, oh 
'Cause I don’t know 
If they keep tellin’ me where to go 
I’ll blow my brains out to the radio, oh 

Capricorn: Liability (Reprise) 
All of the dreams that get harder 
All of the things that I offer you 
And all of the shit that we harbor 
Make all of the kids in the choirs sing woo-hoo
Maybe all this is the party

Aquarius: Loveless 
Bet you wanna rip my heart out 
Bet you wanna skip my calls now 
Well guess what? I like that 
‘Cause I’m gonna mess your life up 
Gonna wanna tape my mouth shut 
Look out, lovers 

We’re L.O.V.E.L.E.S.S 
Generation 

Pisces: Sober 
Ain’t a pill that could touch our rush 
But what will we do when we’re sober? 
When you dream with a fever 
Bet you wish you could touch our rush 
But what will we do when we’re sober? 

Beautiful places on earth that the signs should visit

Aries: Zakyntos, Greece

Taurus: Huacachina Oasis, Peru

Gemini: Derweze Crater, “The Door to Hell”, Turkmenistan

Cancer: Lavender Route, France

Leo: Danxia Landform, China

 Virgo: Benagil Cave, Portugal

Libra: Pink Sand Beach, Eleuthera

Scorpio: Lake Salzkammergut, Austria

Sagittarius: Tunnel of Love, Ukraine

Capricorn: Blue Lagoon, Iceland

Aquarius: Grand Prismatic Spring, United States

Pisces: Fairy Pools, Scottland

Planets in Retrograde

What impact do they have in our natal chart?

It isn’t unusual for a person to have at least one retrograde planet in their chart.

Planets in retrograde are usually compared to a mirror. Their energy is reflected right back at us, interiorized and expressed backwards. Having a planet in retrograde forces you dive deeper into it’s energy while being slightly fearful of it at the same time. Making it a constant struggle between acting or giving in to the fear.

For example, people with Jupiter in retrograde are fearful of expansion and taking risks, so instead, they retreat into their minds, expanding themselves in a mental and spiritual level.

Whenever you are about to express the energies of the planet, you refrain yourself, many times not doing it, whether it is out of fear or just the sensation of just not being able to do it. For example, if your mars is retrograde, you hesitate before expressing anger and assertion, usually ending up in an outburst after containing yourself for a certain amount of time.

Also, many times when a planet is in retrograde, it’s because things done to you as a child. For example, a person with mercury retrograde may have been told they weren’t smart enough, or forced to think in a certain way, paying no attention to what their true opinions may have been.

Do they affect aspects?

Yeah, in some way they do since the planet’s energy is redirected, causes confusion and changes the way aspects are expressed.

For example: saturn in a challenging aspect to mars (conjunction, square, opposition) makes people be (or believe to be) usually critiziced on everything they do, but when saturn is in retrograde, it might change it in the sense that they aren’t critiziced constantly by others but by themselves. It makes very self critical and perfectionist people and in the worst case scenario they can become unsatisfied with everything they do.

Are they karmic?

Yup. They tend to emphasize the lessons we didn’t learn in past lives and force us to focus on them by making them more reflexive. Some people carry past lives memories from the planets they have retrograde in their charts.

Retrograde Individuals

What makes a retrograde individual?

1. 3 or more retrogrades on the natal chart

2. Any personal planet in retrograde

3. One or more retrograde planets near the ascendant (1st house) or midheaven (10th house)

How does it affect the native?

It makes very introspective people, natives may be thinkers more than a doers. It’s good because they are very cautious and don’t rush into things, but can also lose some great oportunities and be prone to overthinking.

They may be very melancholic, since they are usually reminiscing the past.

Retrograde Planets

Mercury: this natives may fear telling people what they think, or even speaking at all! They have a very unique way of seeing things, and are very innovative. If you have this, you probably give a lot of thought to the most mundane tasks and may have a very quick wit, even if they don’t say anything. If it’s afflicted, you may have had problems speaking, like a lisp, for example.

Art is a great outlet for mercury retrograde people.

Venus: expressing love is hard for them, they hesitate to the point of overthinking before showing affection and there may be an inner desire and fear of commitment. Their minds are constantly imagining and creating (even if subconsciously) but they can’t take it to paper. They may feel they weren’t loved as children or that they were rejected when they tried to be affectionate.

This natives love very deeply, but they internalize it, originating a lot of pain.

Mars: they have a very hard time expressing their anger, or even repress it to the point of exploding. Having low energy is very common with this planet in retrograde, as well as a lack of ambition or drive to get what they want. Sex may have been taboo as children, leading to a strong difficulty to express a healthy sexuality. People with this need to be attentive not to forget to take care of their bodies. There’s a tendency to blow things out of proportion.

They may have grown up in a household where anger wasn’t well taken or were taught to be very pássive.

Jupiter: very philosophical and prone to procastinating, they keep thinking and planning but their intentions never come to shore. Optimism and beliefs are hard for them to express, and there’s a constant confusion with faith. They may have been disappointed by religion from a very young age, leading to resent and holding grudges towards God/church/etc.  

There is a discontent with life that’s held in the subconscious. Having this planet in retrograde is a great opportunity to expand spiritually.

Saturn: these people feel very limited and disapponted on life, there’s a constant sensation of  being trapped and just like with mars, lack ambition. They are very controlled, to the point of self-destruction, and can have a very bad image of themselves. Natives are talented and like creating things from scratch.

It makes serious and responsible people. Anything that requires self-discipline and patience is a good activity for saturn retrograde.

Uranus: natives have a tough time showing their weird side to the world, but feel somehow alienated from everyone else. They may dislike being around crowds and somehow desire to be unique, as paradoxical as it may be. It’s common to lack individuality and be influentiable by others. There’s a need to be original and experience new things, and they seek it in an unconventional manner, to the point of being chaotic in the old uranian fashion. Uranus retrograde has an internal despise towards societal norms. 

As a child you could have been made believe that you were strange in a bad way, prompting you to try to be as common as possible.

Neptune: having this planet in retrograde makes very intuitive and spiritual people, that are in touch with their inner selves.  It leads them to dissociate from reality and can even take them to the point of delusion. They bury their dreams deep within themselves, and rarely share them with anyone, maybe their parents dissed out their dreams since they were little, making them believe they were impossible to achieve. 

Daydreaming is a common thing among this people, and even with their great creativity, is very difficult for them to express it. 

Pluto: this is a very strong retrograde, it gives a great desire for control, as well as deeply kept secrets. Natives have learned since a very young age not to trust anyone, and carry that paranoia and suspicion everywhere they go, making them really good at seeing through people’s lies. They experiment a constant transformation of the inner self, becoming who they need to be in order to survive. Great resilience. May use sexuality as a weapon and love power games.  

Prone to psychic abilities.

Hey guys, hope this helped u understand retrograde planets a little more! It’s a pretty complicated theme, but I like it very much.

Ok but Spike totally wears eyeliner

How does he put it on when he can’t see his reflection? Somebody else does it. Mostly Angel. “wake the fuck up old man you gotta put my face on” “it’s 3 am” but Angel’s been doing it for years so he’s the go to

Fred used to do it lots too and sometimes she’d wing it and Spike thought it was the best thing ever “now this. this is art” but Illyria doesn’t do it cause she can’t seem to hold the thing without breaking it and that shit’s expensive ok

Gunn tried once. It was a disaster. They don’t talk about it. Lorne has it on video.

Lorne is a fucking God of makeup ok but Spike won’t go to him cause then Lorne’s gonna bring out all the makeup and Spike just wants his eyeliner ok he doesn’t need- wait what’s that brush do

Wesley hates doing it but he’s actually good at it and nobody can figure out why. Turns out Wes had a goth phase. Running from your goth phase is a race you’ll never win Wes. You’ll always be one with the eyeliner.