Boyfriend: What’d you get?
Me: Something that’s sweet and sparkly.
Boyfriend: Like you~<3
Me: Like me!!! <3
Me: Oh, I’m flushed. This drink made me turn bright red.
Boyfriend: Me, too.
Me: You’re not red at all!
Boyfriend: Well I feel warm-cheeked.
Me: I feel red-cheeked and I AM red-cheeked
Boyfriend: That’s cause you’re white
Boyfriend: HA HEY!
Boyfriend: High five for being brown am I right